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Author Topic: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]  (Read 5894 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2013, 06:10:27 am »
SELL KITCHENS TO RANDOM PEASANTS IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH RUPEEFLOW
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squidgen

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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2013, 07:56:03 am »
Become kitchen trap spambot.
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2013, 08:46:00 am »
Eat own mouth.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2013, 09:05:29 am »
Seems a bit dull...

Be a dragon.
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[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2013, 09:29:07 am »
Aquire mobile kitchen defense unit ((ONLY 1 VIRGIN SACRIFICE!))
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2013, 05:57:37 pm »
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 07, 2013, 05:29:07 am
get a group of trained thieves, swig a bottle of whiskey, AND STORM THAT MAIN STORE GODDAMMIT!

2: You put a notice on the board to hire thieves. Nobody notices the... notice.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on November 07, 2013, 06:10:27 am
SELL KITCHENS TO RANDOM PEASANTS IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH RUPEEFLOW

3: You sell your kitchen to a random person. You get rupees from liquidating your asset but don't actually make any profits.
You also lost your kitchen.

Quote from: squidgen on November 07, 2013, 07:56:03 am
Become kitchen trap spambot.

5: You level up into ヽ( °ロ°)ﾉ SPAMBOTOKO THE POWERFUL KITCHEN SPAMBOT GOD QUEEN. ヽ( ﾟロ°)ﾉ

Quote from: Sarzael on November 07, 2013, 08:46:00 am
Eat own mouth.

5: You consume your mouth with your other magical mouth. YOU NOW HAVE MOUTH MAJYYKS.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 07, 2013, 09:05:29 am
Seems a bit dull...

Be a dragon.

4: ヽ( °ロ°)ﾉ SPAMBOTOKO THE POWERFUL KITCHEN SPAMBOT GOD QUEEN DRAGONESS. ヽ( ﾟロ°)ﾉ

Quote from: Pufferfish on November 07, 2013, 09:29:07 am
Aquire mobile kitchen defense unit ((ONLY 1 VIRGIN SACRIFICE!))

1: YOU, THE DRAGON, ATTEMPT TO KIDNAP A VIRGIN TO SUMMON A MOBILE KITCHEN DEFENSE UNIT. THE ANCIENT HERO IS ANGRY WITH YOU AND KIDNAPS YOU. THE ELDER GOD IS NOW TRYING TO RESCUE YOU.
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2013, 05:59:13 pm »
fine! Get the beer and storm the place myself! Also have a clown mask!
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2013, 06:46:27 pm »
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 07, 2013, 05:59:13 pm
fine! Get the beer and storm the place myself! Also have a clown mask!

1: YOU FAIL TO ESCAPE FROM THE ANCIENT HERO'S HEROIC DUNGEON. HE PUT A SEAL ON YOU TO PREVENT YOU FROM TRYING TO ESCAPE.
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2013, 06:51:23 pm »
Convince Ancient Hero to rescue me, the queen, from this horrible dungeon.
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2013, 06:52:02 pm »
swap bodies with the hero, then storm the shop again!
Edit: you got me mixed up with pufferfish now.
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2013, 09:51:49 pm »
Determine if this is single-character or multiplayer.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2013, 12:53:28 am »
Put on best damsel in distress display.
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2013, 02:22:27 am »
USE RUPEES TO PURCHASE BOMBS
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2013, 08:22:45 pm »
BREAK DANCE
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Re: Buy Kitchen Traps In Market [DUMB MINIMALIST]
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2013, 12:44:25 am »
BE NINJA LORD.
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