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[WillowLuman]

We all live in a cardboard box. The box is only as large inside as the volume of its contents. Also Solid Snake is here. Begin.

[wer6]

I cut A hole in one side of the box, and then using my magic, as I am A Elven terrorist Magician, I conjure up more ground and walls and ceiling, to make A new room where the hole is.

[WillowLuman]

You cut a hole in the box!? How could you, it's our only home!

You are evicted.

The box repairs itself.

[Mlamlah]

The Mlamlah is displeased by "the lack of color here." he begins drawing on the interior of the box, creating a landscape.

[WillowLuman]

Impressive landscape there. Too bad it's too dark in here to see anything. Also, I think my face is lodged in someone's back. Anyone got a light?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Light an unlit torch on fire

[Yourmaster]

Steal from the rich metal box fortress across the highway

[HissinhWalnuts]

Rummage around in the nearby toy pile for materials.

[wer6]

Promptly get back in, and start shanking the the box's wall, as I am Generic Prisoner with a steel shank

[Lenglon]

You see the box's walls immediately close back up behind each of your repeated stabbing attempts with no visible lasting effects.

Spoiler: Box Status (click to show/hide)

Box properties:
cardboard
cramped
landscape painting on walls
smaller on the outside than the inside (inescapable)
self-repairing walls

Box Location:
On rocks across the highway from a metal box.

Box Population:
Snake (mute, speech comes out garbled)
DarkDXZ
HugoLuman
Lenglon
IronTomato
HissinhWalnuts
Mlamlah
Zanzetkuken The Great
Yourmaster
wer6

Box Inventory:
*many* socks
mini fridge (no power)
battery powered radio (antenna pokes people in backside)
fridge-sized mini-fusion reactor
slime puddle
additional boxes (full of "gunk" and unable to accessed)
lit torch
toys

[HissinhWalnuts]

Find flamethrower and clear out gunk.

[wer6]

Once Hissin finds said flame thrower, I shank him multiple times and steal the flame thrower, then proceed to set fire to the walls.

[WillowLuman]

Snake, I know you can't talk back, but you can hear me. Use your commando skills to break up this fight.

Anyway, I think I found the plug for the minifridge. If wer would just move his leg, I can connect it to the reactor.

[wer6]

Promptly shank the fridge, until its scrap metal, to make another shank, so I can DOUBLE SHANK things.

[Furtuka]

Work with Snake to convert box into Carboard Tank Box