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Author Topic: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)  (Read 40162 times)

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #330 on: December 05, 2013, 03:48:27 pm »

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"YOU'RE THE REDHEADED STEPCHILD OF EVOLUTION"
"All this self-hatred. It's such a shame and so misguided. You were never this full of self-hatred as a Lernaean Hydra/Toad hybrid with regenerating wings. Where's your pride, where's your honor? Bring out the inner dragon, the inner reptile."
I DID. I THEN ATE IT.
DRAGONS ARE ONLY COOL WHEN THERE AREN'T A BILLION OF THEM AROUND. THEY GET BORING OTHERWISE.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #331 on: December 05, 2013, 03:51:20 pm »

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"YOU'RE THE REDHEADED STEPCHILD OF EVOLUTION"
"All this self-hatred. It's such a shame and so misguided. You were never this full of self-hatred as a Lernaean Hydra/Toad hybrid with regenerating wings. Where's your pride, where's your honor? Bring out the inner dragon, the inner reptile."
I DID. I THEN ATE IT.
DRAGONS ARE ONLY COOL WHEN THERE AREN'T A BILLION OF THEM AROUND. THEY GET BORING OTHERWISE.
"Hey now, dragons have diversity too."
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #332 on: December 05, 2013, 03:56:12 pm »

"BUT THEY'RE OMNIPRESENT WHICH MAKES THEM BORING AND SAMEY
THEY'RE LIKE HUMANS NOW
YOU DON'T WANT DRAGONS TO BE THE NEW HUMANS
THAT'S BORING"
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #333 on: December 05, 2013, 03:59:34 pm »

"You didn't complain like this when everyone was human."
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #334 on: December 05, 2013, 04:00:38 pm »

"I WASN'T MANDATORY HUMAN THEN"
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #335 on: December 05, 2013, 04:02:20 pm »

"BUT THEY'RE OMNIPRESENT WHICH MAKES THEM BORING AND SAMEY
THEY'RE LIKE HUMANS NOW
YOU DON'T WANT DRAGONS TO BE THE NEW HUMANS
THAT'S BORING"
"Then you're merely blind, hatchling. But I will make you see."
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #336 on: December 05, 2013, 04:05:43 pm »

"YOU CALL ME YOUNG WHEN YOU STILL HAVE SUCH THINGS AS AN IDEOLOGY
MORALS
BELIEF
HAHAHAHAHA
CALL ME BACK IN A FEW ETERNITIES. THEN WE'LL TALK."
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #337 on: December 05, 2013, 04:08:30 pm »

[g]Continue swallowing Xantalos.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #338 on: December 05, 2013, 04:09:24 pm »

CLIMB DOWN GWG WINDPIPE INSTEAD
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #339 on: December 05, 2013, 04:12:28 pm »

Refuse to open the sphincter.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #340 on: December 05, 2013, 04:13:11 pm »

USE DRAGON FIRE BREATH TO BURN OPEN SPHINCTER
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #341 on: December 05, 2013, 05:18:01 pm »

(1) Everyone dies horribly because the GM rolled to determine whether he'd roll for every action from the past two pages.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2013, 05:21:01 pm by Persus13 »
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #342 on: December 05, 2013, 05:18:45 pm »

HAH MY PLAN WORKED
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #343 on: December 05, 2013, 07:36:40 pm »

Respawn as angry grammar mammoth.
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Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« Reply #344 on: December 05, 2013, 07:39:38 pm »

Respawn. Remove ban on creation.
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