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[da_nang]

DELETE ALL LIZARDS

AID ACTION

"Such speciecism! Or self-hatred, given current draconic conditions. No wonder you have trouble controlling the government. You lack reptilian finesse."

"THE ONLY REASON I WANT THEM GONE IS BECAUSE THE THREE OF YOU-"

* LordSlowpoke points fingers in various directions

"ARE FORCING THEM UPON EVERYONE IN THIS HERE MULTIVERSE, AND THAT IS HORRIBLE"

"This is reptilian enlightenment! The herpetological holy grail! The advancement of the multiverse as we know it! All paths lead to this. It's inevitable. We're not forcing it, we're merely increasing the pace. It's for your own good."

[GreatWyrmGold]

DELETE ALL LIZARDS

AID ACTION

"Such speciecism! Or self-hatred, given current draconic conditions. No wonder you have trouble controlling the government. You lack reptilian finesse."

"THE ONLY REASON I WANT THEM GONE IS BECAUSE THE THREE OF YOU-"

* LordSlowpoke points fingers in various directions

"ARE FORCING THEM UPON EVERYONE IN THIS HERE MULTIVERSE, AND THAT IS HORRIBLE"

"Dragons are not lizards, you ignoramus. We are archosaurs, more like your ostriches than lizards."

[Xantalos]

DELETE ALL LIZARDS

AID ACTION

"Such speciecism! Or self-hatred, given current draconic conditions. No wonder you have trouble controlling the government. You lack reptilian finesse."

"THE ONLY REASON I WANT THEM GONE IS BECAUSE THE THREE OF YOU-"

* LordSlowpoke points fingers in various directions

"ARE FORCING THEM UPON EVERYONE IN THIS HERE MULTIVERSE, AND THAT IS HORRIBLE"

"This is reptilian enlightenment! The herpetological holy grail! The advancement of the multiverse as we know it! All paths lead to this. It's inevitable. We're not forcing it, we're merely increasing the pace. It's for your own good."

Strangle lizard before he gets delete

"YOU'RE THE REDHEADED STEPCHILD OF EVOLUTION"

[GreatWyrmGold]

Smack the impudent younger and smaller dragon.

"I am the pinnacle of evolution! Also, you just insulted yourself."

[Xantalos]

Strangle dragon as well

"SAYS THE DEGENERATE WITHOUT HAIR"

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use my weakening breath to drain the strength of the whelp.

"Young dragon, you're starting to be annoying. Firstly, who needs hair when you have scales? Secondly, you are insulting yourself as much as I. Moreso, since these are evidently considered insults by you."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Use my weakening breath to drain the strength of the whelp.

"Young dragon, you're starting to be annoying. Firstly, who needs hair when you have scales? Secondly, you are insulting yourself as much as I. Moreso, since these are evidently considered insults by you."

"Technically he is part of a hydra."  Points towards the Wwolin and Blademan heads that require a 6 to break away from.

[LordSlowpoke]

Use my weakening breath to drain the strength of the whelp.

"Young dragon, you're starting to be annoying. Firstly, who needs hair when you have scales? Secondly, you are insulting yourself as much as I. Moreso, since these are evidently considered insults by you."

"ALRIGHT FUCK THIS ARGUMENT TAKE THIS SHIRT AND CONSIDER IT A THING WE'RE NOT MENTIONING AGAIN"

MAKE GIFT OF CRIMSON SHIRT TO GWG

[Xantalos]

Crawl down big dragon's throat and plug it

"HAH THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! I'M ONLY WEARING A DRAGON SUIT TO SATISFY THE RULES!
ALSO NO IM NOT PART OF THE COMBINATION THING BECAUSR THAT GOT BORING. SO EH."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"ALSO NO IM NOT PART OF THE COMBINATION THING BECAUSR THAT GOT BORING. SO EH."

"You never rolled the 6 required to break away."

[Xantalos]

"NEITHER DID YOU, PICKLESTICK"

Strangle rules lawyer with own tie.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"NEITHER DID YOU, PICKLESTICK"

"I was never part of one.  Only you, Wwolin, and blademan became a part of one...except for those 3 NPCs."

[Xantalos]

"OH RAELLY?"

Fuse with the guy.

[da_nang]

snip

Strangle lizard before he gets delete

"YOU'RE THE REDHEADED STEPCHILD OF EVOLUTION"

"All this self-hatred. It's such a shame and so misguided. You were never this full of self-hatred as a Lernaean Hydra/walking stick hybrid with regenerating wings. Where's your pride, where's your honor? Bring out the inner dragon, the inner reptile."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"ALRIGHT FUCK THIS ARGUMENT TAKE THIS SHIRT AND CONSIDER IT A THING WE'RE NOT MENTIONING AGAIN"

MAKE GIFT OF CRIMSON SHIRT TO GWG

"...Thank you? It doesn't match my scales, though."

Transform color of shirt to golden.

Crawl down big dragon's throat and plug it

"HAH THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! I'M ONLY WEARING A DRAGON SUIT TO SATISFY THE RULES!
ALSO NO IM NOT PART OF THE COMBINATION THING BECAUSR THAT GOT BORING. SO EH."

...
Bite Xantalos off. Swallow.