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[Persus13]

Spoiler: Backstory (click to show/hide)

Inside Persus13 Industries, the board of directors discusses a new RTD.

"Consumers lost interest in Amazing Superheroes and Amazing Outcasts had to be dropped with it. We need a new product to sell."

"Well we could bring Roll to Convert back."

"Roll to Convert was so popular it strained our resources and fell. If we are going to get back up, why don't we have a player limit?

Finally a man at the head of the table speaks. "Why don't we bring back Roll to Dodge the Law."

"I'd support that!"

"But how about we do this as a gritty reboot. No holes to hell, no grappling hooks, no superheroes."

The man at the head of the table speaks again. "We'll see"

You are a criminal pursued by the police. What do you do?

[Harry Baldman]

Get a lawyer.

Also, try to remember what I'm being pursued for.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Set a gas station on fire

(Would've been interesting if you used the old thread.  Oh well.)

[Persus13]

(Would've been interesting if you used the old thread.  Oh well.)

Maybe I should have. But this way more new people will notice.

[poketwo]

me: summon scyther swarm to eat the cops, while they are both distracted, RUN
Communist God: Be mad that they didn't give him a chance to shine, by not diverting enough recourses to roll to convert, and the historical inaccuracy about communism in ancient times, as it wasn't invented yet. Ask politely for a position in this RTD, possibly as a future threat to defeat, as in things like the thyme police, the law empire, and grilldon king Xantalos.

[squidgen]

Put on fake mustache. Point in the other direction and say "He went that way, officer!"

[Yourmaster]

Set a gas station on fire

(Would've been interesting if you used the old thread.  Oh well.)

+1

[LordSlowpoke]

ARREST THE POLICE

[luvmonke]

Put on my fedora and trench coat, approach the nearest payphone and call up my arms dealer.

Ring, Ring, Ring.

"Hello, I need another assault rifle with all the trimmings."

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Ambush a cop, take his stuff, and tell the other cops he went this way.

[Persus13]

Get a lawyer.

Also, try to remember what I'm being pursued for.

(4) You get arrested and call your lawyer on the way back to the police station.
(2) You recall you were fleeing from a bank robbery.

Set a gas station on fire

(6+1) You and Yourmaster set up a ton of bombs in a gas station and blow it skyhigh. Unfortunately, it killed you too. Respawn?

me: summon scyther swarm to eat the cops, while they are both distracted, RUN
Communist God: Be mad that they didn't give him a chance to shine, by not diverting enough recourses to roll to convert, and the historical inaccuracy about communism in ancient times, as it wasn't invented yet. Ask politely for a position in this RTD, possibly as a future threat to defeat, as in things like the thyme police, the law empire, and grilldon king Xantalos.

(4) You summon a scyther swarm, then (2) wait around to watch the fight. (4 vs. 2) Half of the cops are massacred by the swarm.

Put on fake mustache. Point in the other direction and say "He went that way, officer!"

(5) You put on your fake mustache and flip your jacket. (4+1) The police buy it and charge of the way you pointed.

ARREST THE POLICE

(3) "Stop in the name of the law, you are under arrest!"
"No you are under arrest!"
"What? We uphold the law, you broke it, we have the monopoly of violence."
The argument over which of you can arrest goes on.

Put on my fedora and trench coat, approach the nearest payphone and call up my arms dealer.

Ring, Ring, Ring.

"Hello, I need another assault rifle with all the trimmings."

(5) Putting on your trenchcoat, fedora, and Chicago gangster accent, you dial for you arms dealer.(5) He tells you that the assault rifle will be delivered in the next 10 minutes or you'll get it for free. (3) The cops wait politely to resume flight before continuing to pursue.

Ambush a cop, take his stuff, and tell the other cops he went this way.

(6) You create a booby trap and blow up the first cop. You realize that all his gear is now charred scraps. (5) The cops surround you and demand your surrender.

[TopHat]

Run like the wind!
Ninjaedit- wow, ninja'd by a turn.

[LordSlowpoke]

DEPLOY A STRATEGICAL ANTITRUST LAWSUIT AGAINST THE POLICE

[poketwo]

I command the scythers, since they are my creations from roll to SCYTHER, to help me take over the city and kill all who oppose us!!!!

[TheZoomZoll]

ITS BAKCCCCCCCCCC

Dance with the cops until they are too tired to move.