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[Persus13]

Use Zeno's Turtle and Achilles racetrack example to show that it is impossible for anyone to pass me and take first place.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use Zeno's Turtle and Achilles racetrack example to show that it is impossible for anyone to pass me and take first place.

That only works if you ignore the fact that you would need to only measure decreasing amounts of time, to the point where you would never advance past a point in time n where the passer reaches the point you were at at the same time you were there and times after that where he reaches those points before you.
Logic!

Besides, we could disprove you by walking past you and winning the race.

[ragnarok97071]

turn into a fighter jet made of BICEPS and fly to the finish line.

[Persus13]

Use Zeno's Turtle and Achilles racetrack example to show that it is impossible for anyone to pass me and take first place.

Logic!

This is a minimalist RTD. Logic doesn't matter.
Change action to:
Use Zeno's Turtle and Achilles racetrack example to ensure that it is impossible for anyone to pass me and take first place. If this fails, shoot those that try to pass me.

[TheZoomZoll]

DUNK TURTLES INTO BLUE PAINT
JOG LEISURELY

^{(2)You dunk them in blue paint,they don't like it and start going rabid..
You fight the rabid turtles (6)vs(3)...you manage to scare them away to the other competitors.The turtles eat one of the competitors.
(4)You jog like rabid blue turtles aren't running after you.}

RUN LIKE THERE'S NO TOMMOROW, BECUASE THERE PROBABLY ISN'T

^{You spawn in as one of the 28 competitors left.
The turtles run after you!You (3) vs (4) get bit on your butt while running away from them!
You (5) run like you rolled a 5!}

BECOME THE RACETRACK

^{(6)You become the world.You are not eligible for winning the race anymore,say the judges.
The turtles start laying eggs on you!}

Teleport to the finish line!

^{You are interrupted by blue rabid turtles.
(5)vs(5)A legendary duel is being fought.You are stuck in the battle with no clear victor.}

_{Urist McDwarf-(4)-1430m left.
LordSlowpoke-(4+5)-1350m left.
Persus-(5)-1370m left.
PlayerGamer-(4)-1410m left.
GWG-(N/A)-1460m left.
Scood-(2)-1420m left.
MastahCheese-(3+5)-1390m left.
Xantalos-The World.
Other Competitors-27 left-(5)-1410m left.
Angry Housewife-(4)-1430m left.
Snipers are hiding from the turtles!
Blue Rabid Turtles} ^TM _{are eating the corpses and laying eggs!}

[Persus13]

Cause a Komodo Dragon to crush LordSlowpoke to death and regain the lead.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Walk around the turtles, then teleport to the finish line.

[LordSlowpoke]

Cause a Komodo Dragon to crush LordSlowpoke to death and regain the lead.

SLAM DUNK KOMODO DRAGON INTO BLUE PAINT BIN
CONTINUE JOGGING ANTICS

[ragnarok97071]

turn into a fighter jet made of BICEPS and fly to the finish line.

[Playergamer]

My army shows up, and starts shooting all the other competitors.

[Scood]

grow legs long enough to make 200 meter strides.

[flabort]

Jump on a turtle, then get into it's shell. Run fast as I can!

[Xantalos]

EAT EVERYTHING ON ME

[TheZoomZoll]

Cause a Komodo Dragon to crush LordSlowpoke to death and regain the lead.

^{(3)A Komodo Dragon falls down from the skies.
(6)vs(4) LordSlowpoke throws the Komodo Dragon to the blue paint bin.
He becomes a Rabid Blue} _TM ^{Komodo Dragon.
You try and regain the lead (2) but LordSlowpoke is still in the lead.}

Walk around the turtles, then teleport to the finish line.

^{You (3) walk around the turtles but you are surrounded by more turtles.
Xantalos eats you and the turtles and you respawn as another contestant.26 competitors left.}

turn into a fighter jet made of BICEPS and fly to the finish line.

^{You spawn in as one of the 26 competitors left.25 left.
You (5) turn into a BICEPS JET.You get a +2 speed bonus!}

My army shows up, and starts shooting all the other competitors.

^{You call for your army and (4)they come to your aid.
They (2) shoot 1 one of the remaining contestants.
24 left.}

grow legs long enough to make 200 meter strides.

^{You (6) grow them but they don't want to listen to you and rip off.
Xantalos eats your legs.
You have a -2 speed modifier.}

Jump on a turtle, then get into it's shell. Run fast as I can!

^{You try to jump on a turtle but Xantalos eat them all.
He (3) feels bad for you and spits you a somewhat-digested shell.
You get a +2 combat bonus.You (1) trip while running and can't get back up.}

EAT EVERYTHING ON ME

^{You (3) eat all the turtles,the corpses,Scood's legs,GWG,the snipers,the angry housewife and a contestant that was tying his shoes.
23 left.}

Cause a Komodo Dragon to crush LordSlowpoke to death and regain the lead.

SLAM DUNK KOMODO DRAGON INTO BLUE PAINT BIN
CONTINUE JOGGING ANTICS

^{You fight the Komodo Dragon (6)vs(4)
You (3) try and do what you did last time but only get a +4 speed bonus.}

Urist McDwarf-(4)-1390m left.
LordSlowpoke-(2+4)-1290m left.
Persus-(3+2)-1320m left.
PlayerGamer-(1)-1400m left.
Flabort-(N/A)-1410 left.
GWG-(6)-1350m left.
Scood-(5-2)-1390m left.
MastahCheese-(5)-1340m left.
Xantalos-The World.
Other Competitors-23 left-(2)-1390m left.

[Scood]

obtain prosthetic legs that are 3 times better than regular human legs.