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[GreatWyrmGold]

Get mildly annoyed at Xantalos after regenerating.

Teleport to the finish line.

[LordSlowpoke]

SLAM DUNK XANTALOS INTO THE BLUE PAINT BIN TO ACHIEVE INSTA-KATAMARI

[Persus13]

Blow up Lord SLowpoke with a rocket Launcher. Attain superspeed.

[ragnarok97071]

FLY TO THE FINISH LINE WHILE DROPPING PECTORAL MISSILES ON COMPETITORS!

[Xantalos]

STRETCH RACETRACK TO BE 74,983 MILES LONGER

[Playergamer]

GET TO THE CHOPPA

[flabort]

Kick off the ground and slide on my BAHK/BELLAY! Trip anyone in my way as I slide past.

[mastahcheese]

Strut to the finish

[Ozarck]

Drive over all thecompetitors in my Bitchin, pimped-out Hummer. The Big, military kind. Only Bitchin. And pimped out.

[TheZoomZoll]

STRETCH RACETRACK TO BE 74,983 MILES LONGER

^{(6)You stretch it so long it extends into space and beyond.}

obtain prosthetic legs that are 3 times better than regular human legs.

^{You (4) get prosthetic legs and start using them on the seemingly infinite race.}

Get mildly annoyed at Xantalos after regenerating.

Teleport to the finish line.

^{You spawn as one of the 23 competitors left.22 left.
You (2) anger Xantalos and he eats you intentionally this time.}

Blow up Lord SLowpoke with a rocket Launcher. Attain superspeed.

^{You (4) grab a rocket launcher from the air.
You (1) miss Lord Slowpoke and hit the blue rabid komodo dragon.He's angry now.He's also in front of you.}

FLY TO THE FINISH LINE WHILE DROPPING PECTORAL MISSILES ON COMPETITORS!

^{(5)You power your jet engines and head to the seemingly infinite race track while you (3) betray 2 of the competitors you raced with before you turned into a jet.
20 left.}

GET TO THE CHOPPA

^{Your army (2+1) lends you a helicopter.}

Kick off the ground and slide on my BAHK/BELLAY! Trip anyone in my way as I slide past.

^{You (2) tilt yourself off the ground and start sliding.
You knock Playergamers army to the ground and they didn't have more than 1 life each.}

Strut to the finish

^{You (2) try your best but then realize that the racetrack is endless.}

Drive over all thecompetitors in my Bitchin, pimped-out Hummer. The Big, military kind. Only Bitchin. And pimped out.

^{You spawn as one of the 20 competitors left.19 left.
You suddenly (5) appear in a} _{Bitching Hummer of Pimps TM.}

SLAM DUNK XANTALOS INTO THE BLUE PAINT BIN TO ACHIEVE INSTA-KATAMARI

^{You (2)vs(6) try to throw Xantalos but your arms rip off while trying.
You get a -2 combat bonus.}

The game has now become a deathmatch!The race can't be finished anymore!
Race to be the last one standing!

_{Urist McDwarf-Running on the ground.
LordSlowpoke-Armless -2 combat,blue paint bin master.
Persus-Staring at the Komodo Dragon.
PlayerGamer-In a military helicopter.
Flabort-Shell-Time!+2 combat.
GWG-Xantalos's food.
Scood-Sprinting with really fast feet.
MastahCheese-Windrunner.
Ragnarok97071-BICEPS Jet pilot.
Ozarck-Driving a Hummer.
Xantalos-The World.
Other Competitors-19 left.}

[LordSlowpoke]

. . .PERSUADE XANTALOS TO BE THE BLUE KATAMARI THE UNIVERSE DESERVES AND FIX MY ARMS THROUGH INTERPRETATIVE DANCING

[GreatWyrmGold]

Dammit.

Teleport forward a few turns.

[Scood]

Dodge any attacks and run as far away as possible from the battle.

[Ozarck]

Enjoy my sweet ride for a bit. Be indestructible.

[flabort]

Accelerate by bouncing off Ozarck's hummer, give a good kick into the air, and hide inside the shell while it smashes through Ragnarock's BICEPS jet.