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Yes, all sorts of stuffs

9 (60%)

Yes, only plants

1 (6.7%)

Yes, only microorganisms

2 (13.3%)

No

0 (0%)

I still think we're in a void

3 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 15

[Samarkand]

This is an attempt at an inverse roll to dodge. You will post an outcome, and a dice will be rolled, and the action that would have produced that outcome will be determined by me, your benevolent dictator of a GM. That's all the idea I had. We'll poll to figure out where this nonsense is taking place, and much will be made up as we go. For now, submit a character sheet. First five are in.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: (Put what you want to be called here. I'll roll a dice and decide what I want to call you.)
Gender: (I'll probably keep what you put here)
Species: (Describe what species you are. I'll roll dice and reassign you according to the RNG gods. If you pick human you'll have a suspiciously high probability or rolling a one. So don't.)

If you have any suggestions, please post them. I'm making this all up as I go.


People currently a part of the experiment:
Crocrookeokerr

Elep Par
John von Lyon, the VI
Lessahchalk    - This ones important, apparently he's the GM!
BOB


Waitlisted:
...
Aiden
Luke
M@+#@n
ICBM pilot

Dead:
Al - For the statement that his action had failed, when the RNG said it succeeded. He will be missed.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Name: Crooker
Gender: male
Species:hive-mind based telepathic core that controls a swarm of insects

[Persus13]

Name: Al
Gender: Male
Species: Allosaurus

[Samarkand]

Name: Crooker
Gender: male
Species:hive-mind based telepathic core that controls a swarm of insects

(6) You do so well, you get your name twice, sadly, the second is jumbled together with the first
Name: Crocrookeokerr
Gender: Male
Species: (6) You are in fact a hive-mind that controls a swarm of insect, but you are several of them at once. You must post 3 actions each turn, and they must all be distinct, and I will decide which of your personalities wins out through rolling dice.

Name: Al
Gender: Male
Species: Allosaurus

(5) Your name glows
Name: Al
Gender: Male
Species: (2) You are a floating jellyfish-like animal with an extreme fondness for Allosauruses.

[Elephant Parade]

Name: Elephant Parade
Gender: Male
Race: Void Elephant

[Powder Miner]

Name: Alpha
Gender: Alpha Male
Race: Werewolf

[Samarkand]

Name: Elephant Parade
Gender: Male
Race: Void Elephant

(3) You lose half of each word.
Name: Elep Par
Gender: Male
Race: (4) You are in fact a Void Elephant

Name: Alpha
Gender: Alpha Male
Race: Werewolf

(2) You go to the other end of the alphabet
Name: Omega
Gender:Alpha Male
Race: (2) You are a wolf by night, but instead of being a man by day, you are a frog.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Edit: forget about this post

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Name:Alex Shater
Gender:None
Species: Unknow, but horrible and an dangerous and pyschic and insane.

[Samarkand]

Name:Alex Shater
Gender:None
Species: Unknow, but horrible and an dangerous and pyschic and insane.

(1) You don't have a name
Name:
Gender:None
Species: (2) You are actually quite cute and cuddly. You are... A FLUFFY WAMBLER


So we've got everyone now, and half of you say we're in a void, so that's where we are. There are all sorts of things to interact with around you, but your surroundings will coalesce as turns progress. Soon our environment will be nearly entirely fixed. Post your results and I'll roll once they're all in.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I've already put mine, just putting that out there
Edit: wait, are we starting at the start or end of this game?

[BFEL]

Name: Bob
Gender: Most likely male
Species: The only human

[Persus13]

You realize the world is a hamster, and you are now a flamethrower.

[Samarkand]

Name: Bob
Gender: Most likely male
Species: The only human

You are waitlisted as:
Name: (5) BOB
Gender: (2) Female (you used a word relating to probability, it's your own fault)
Species: You are a floating random number with arms. Every turn I will roll the number you will be for the coming turn. You must use that number in your result in some way.

You will be entered when: Someone is dead, Someone is boring, I pick a paper topic for my senior seminar paper due on Monday, or I roll a 7 on my d6, whichever comes at a more opportune moment

Quick edit, we are now actually on a planet, by popular demand, which is probably good.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Look, are we starting at the start or the end of the game?