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Because Past Xantalos enjoys seeing you suffer now

16 (55.2%)

For your own enjoyment

6 (20.7%)

Because I drive a Prius

7 (24.1%)

Total Members Voted: 29

[Gentlefish]

It's because Priuses are already the most gangster. (is that an adjective now?)

[mastahcheese]

It's because Priuses are already the most gangsta'. (is that an adjective now?)

FTFY

[Elephant Parade]

Pointless post is pointless.

Huh. Another thing that remained the same.

Sigtext, playa!

That should not be as funny as it is.

[mastahcheese]

One of the ways I stifle my laugher to keep from being too loud is by biting my hand.

I am now missing some flesh.

Thanks guys.

[Elephant Parade]

***Edit: Update Times***

When I feel like dat shit. Probably at least four minutes a week.

***End of Edit***

Da objectizzle of dis RTD is simply ta drive events as far from they current state as possible.

Yo ass be all up in tha top of a tall tower n' shit. Yo ass have dropped a long-ass time travelin towardz dis tower up in order ta bust a cap up in tha dragon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. What do you do?

Some bottlez aren't meant ta be opened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! So you do.

Edit: I'm done with quoting. You all have to see this for yourselves.

Edit: I lied.

Roll ta Derail: Quit cappin' me, muthafuckas. It aint nuthin but rather rude.

[GreatWyrmGold]

In which we learn that I can't draw a pickaxe. At all.

On the other hand, you draw fair parasols.

"Because I drive a Prius" is the same. Weird.

I guess driving a Prius is ghetto enough on its own. Somehow.

[Elephant Parade]

The thing I don't like about Gizoogle is how it throws in a couple of sentences really frequently. If you read Gizoogle'd stuff a bit, you'll see what I mean.

Also:

Da thang I don't like bout Gizoogle is how tha fuck it throws up in a cold-ass lil couple sentences straight-up frequently. If you read Gizoogle'd shiznit a funky-ass bit, you gonna peep what tha fuck I mean.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait, what?

[Tomcost]

Wait, what?

After discovering it yesterday and testing it, I can say that there are some unrelated sentences that are introduced alongside the translated text.

Spoiler: Warning for vocabulary that children should not read (click to show/hide)

Like "Shiiit, 'tis ain't no joke", or "Right in yo motherfucking ass"

[flabort]

I've also seen something about chicken and gravy a few times now. What word(s) translate into that?

[Elephant Parade]

Wait, what?

After discovering it yesterday and testing it, I can say that there are some unrelated sentences that are introduced alongside the translated text.

Spoiler: Warning for vocabulary that children should not read (click to show/hide)

Like "Shiiit, 'tis ain't no joke", or "Right in yo motherfucking ass"

There's definitely requirements for them to be used; they're generally intensifiers. It's just annoying how often they pop up.

I've also seen something about chicken and gravy a few times now. What word(s) translate into that?

None do. It's just put in there sometimes when it fits the paragraph structure.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait, what?

After discovering it yesterday and testing it, I can say that there are some unrelated sentences that are introduced alongside the translated text.

I was referring to how he had somehow accessed what his post would be Gizoogle'd into before posting it. I'm interested in how.

[Elephant Parade]

I copied it into the textilizer.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Huh. That exists.

[Elephant Parade]

The Continued Tale



Okay, I'm done for now.