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[Weirdsound]

Once you test your fist weapon and earn several more XPs, Kidnap a slime as a pet/hostage and return to town.

See if you are silver tongued enough to trade some poor unsuspecting sap your Fist Weapon for some better material belongings.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Eat Pudding.

[ICBM pilot]

lick slimes

[IronyOwl]

Test fist weapon on helpless slimes.

It's pretty similar to punching them barehanded, except you need to direct the punchy part the right way.

Once you have ten xp, try to create thin spikes on your new weapon, with XP. Also call the process of spending xp Forging.

You bop another one. That's two...

"Forging" sounds cool, though. Has a very serious sound to it.

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ZERO OR TWO ARMS, ZERO OR TWO ARMS!

You punch a third jelly with your penis.

Once you test your fist weapon and earn several more XPs, Kidnap a slime as a pet/hostage and return to town.

See if you are silver tongued enough to trade some poor unsuspecting sap your Fist Weapon for some better material belongings.

You successfully grab a slime rather than beating it to death. It looks angry.


Angry enough to retaliate, in fact.

You take 1 damage. You feel like you've got 9 HP left, which is useful information, at least. HP is another adventurer thing, or at least a combat thing.

Eat Pudding.

You gain another XP.

lick slimes

...are you sure?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Zandalos the Pretty
Exactly 0 or 2 visible arms
XP Forger
9/10 HP
4 XP
Fist Weapon

[Harbingerjm]

lick slimes

...are you sure?

What's the worst that could happen?

[GreatWyrmGold]

lick slimes

...are you sure?

What's the worst that could happen?

Death. A long, painful one caused by gradual paralysis, starting with the limbs, ending with the heart and diaphragm after several agonizing days.

[Harbingerjm]

lick slimes

...are you sure?

What's the worst that could happen?

Death. A long, painful one caused by gradual paralysis, starting with the limbs, ending with the heart and diaphragm after several agonizing days.

I meant in Zandalos' knowledge. I mean, he's only lived in a town right next to these things all his life.

[ICBM pilot]

smash slimes together until we have 50 xp then make a spear

[Oglaf]

Create a slime out of EXP, then smash it to gain EXP. See what happens, if anything.

[GiglameshDespair]

lick slimes

...are you sure?

What's the worst that could happen?

Death. A long, painful one caused by gradual paralysis, starting with the limbs, ending with the heart and diaphragm after several agonizing days.

We've already eaten one of the damn things, licking literally can't be any worse

[IronyOwl]

lick slimes

...are you sure?

What's the worst that could happen?

lick slimes

...are you sure?

What's the worst that could happen?

Death. A long, painful one caused by gradual paralysis, starting with the limbs, ending with the heart and diaphragm after several agonizing days.

lick slimes

...are you sure?

What's the worst that could happen?

Death. A long, painful one caused by gradual paralysis, starting with the limbs, ending with the heart and diaphragm after several agonizing days.

I meant in Zandalos' knowledge. I mean, he's only lived in a town right next to these things all his life.

Actually, you only recently arrived here. You wanted to be an adventurer, but the boars outside your home town would have fucked you up.

smash slimes together until we have 50 xp then make a spear

Well... that makes six...

You wonder if it'd be quicker hunting stronger slimes. Usually the deeper into a region you go, the stronger the critters get.

Of course, stronger slimes might actually be able to hurt you even if you don't pick them up and stare at them first.

Create a slime out of EXP, then smash it to gain EXP. See what happens, if anything.

With both arms clearly visible, you begin Forging (tm) a slime!


Nothing happens.

Well, a lot of being an adventurer is trial and error.

lick slimes

...are you sure?

What's the worst that could happen?

Death. A long, painful one caused by gradual paralysis, starting with the limbs, ending with the heart and diaphragm after several agonizing days.

We've already eaten one of the damn things, licking literally can't be any worse

Oh y-

Wait. Where was this paralysis and agonizing death theory when you were scarfing one like a fruit-filled pastry?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Zandalos the Pretty
Exactly 0 or 2 visible arms
XP Forger
9/10 HP
6 XP
Fist Weapon

[GreatWyrmGold]

No one asked what the worst thing that could happen was for that.

[Tomcost]

PTW

[Detoxicated]

Use XP to add spikes to your brass knuckles

[Dariush]

Forge something our of our Fist Weapon^tm and slime. Using one of our arms. Or both of them. Or maybe even none, but in any case we should use exactly zero non-arm appendages.