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[IronyOwl]

Pick up some rocks and head on over to the Jello fields!

These streets are actually pretty clean.

Ponder how bandits even exist if they can't attack non-bandits without getting STABBED.

Whooooooaaaaaaaaa.

Contemplate if hanging signs that say 'bandit' on people is enough for them to be bandits and therefore valid targets.

You locate a guard and ask him what time it is.

He glances at the sun and responds with what? I dunno... noon-ish? Day? Almost the end of my shift?

Okay, so the guard's sapient. Probably not gonna be impressed by a wooden sign, then.

It's possible the mayor or magistrate's dumber, but usually places with sapient guards will have sapient mayors and such also.

Notice that whilst attacking bandits outside is allowed, attacking them inside is disallowed. Consider stalking bandits so that the moment they leave they town, you can attack them.

...then actually do so, strangling them from within city limits using our freakish arms.

You figure they'd be disguised or spawn-camped already at that point.

Or maybe not come into town at all due to the threat of being guard-stabbed.

Either way you don't see any around now.

[Xantalos]

Proceed to Jello Fields and commence mass murder.
Of jello.

[Harbingerjm]

Proceed to Jello Fields and commence mass recipe experimentation.
With Jello.

FTFY.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Proceed to Jello Fields and commence mass recipe experimentation.
With Jello.

FTFY.

+1

[GiglameshDespair]

Proceed to Jello Fields and commence mass recipe experimentation.
With Jello.

FTFY.

+1

How about of jello... with jello?

[IronyOwl]

Proceed to Jello Fields and commence mass recipe experimentation.
With Jello.

FTFY.

+1

How about of jello... with jello?

You follow the sign's instructions, and arrive at what certainly looks like the right place.


So, recipes.


Success! Apparently slime + slime = 2 XPs!


XPs are very valuable things to adventurers. They can use them to empower themselves in various ways. Everyone uses XPs differently, and it usually requires some sort of additional aid, but it's almost always worth it to collect as many XPs as possible regardless.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Zandalos the Pretty
2 XPs

[Xantalos]

RRAAARGH SMAH SLIMES

[Dorsidwarf]

Oh god.

demand that we always have both arms drawn or none. The horor.

[IronyOwl]

RRAAARGH SMAH SLIMES

RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

+2 XPs

Oh god.

demand that we always have both arms drawn or none. The horor.

"Oglogloglogloglgogl!"

Always two arms then, right?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Zandalos the Pretty
Exactly 0 or 2 visible arms
4 XPs

[Empiricist]

Smash slimes. Get EXP. Create a weapon out of solid EXP to smash slimes with.

[Xantalos]

Smash slimes until we get 10 EXP.

[IronyOwl]

Smash slimes. Get EXP. Create a weapon out of solid EXP to smash slimes with.

Smash slimes until we get 10 EXP.

Well... that's five...



Holy crap, that actually worked!

Looks like some kind of fist weapon. Looks pretty plain... and it doesn't actually seem any better than your fists.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Zandalos the Pretty
Exactly 0 or 2 visible arms
Fist Weapon

[Xantalos]

Test fist weapon on helpless slimes.

[Detoxicated]

Once you have ten xp, try to create thin spikes on your new weapon, with XP. Also call the process of spending xp Forging.

[Harbingerjm]

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ZERO OR TWO ARMS, ZERO OR TWO ARMS!