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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #270 on: October 03, 2013, 11:20:09 am »

Get 'Rogue of the Void' upgrade
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #271 on: October 03, 2013, 02:56:16 pm »

Spawn as Rasputinator MK2000
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #272 on: October 03, 2013, 03:55:13 pm »

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #274 on: October 03, 2013, 05:38:13 pm »

Fire the Great Cannon of Hell killing again. At the actual target this time. I.E. Hell.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #275 on: October 03, 2013, 05:42:10 pm »

Play Deus Ex.

Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #276 on: October 03, 2013, 06:01:46 pm »

Fire the Great Cannon of Hell killing again. At the actual target this time. I.E. Hell.
If it works, give minion a raise.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #278 on: October 06, 2013, 12:18:02 pm »

Arise gloriously out of the ether
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Eotyrannus

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #279 on: October 06, 2013, 02:15:02 pm »

The GM has decided he procrastinates a lot, and throws out a glorious dish of Washingtonerity out into the crowd!
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #280 on: October 06, 2013, 02:18:00 pm »

The former GM offers to cover the new GM's shift.

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #281 on: October 06, 2013, 02:24:27 pm »

The former GM offers to cover the new GM's shift.

Remuthra catches hold of the glorious dish of Washingtonery, and becomes Lord OverWashington the GM!
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #282 on: October 06, 2013, 03:01:01 pm »

Arise gloriously out of the ether
(4) You encounter an interdimensional demon and are punted out of the ether.
Fire the Great Cannon of Hell killing again. At the actual target this time. I.E. Hell.
If it works, give minion a raise.
I suppose it worked?
Fire the Great Cannon of Hell killing again. At the actual target this time. I.E. Hell.
(4) You forgot your map to hell, so you just fire it at the ground instead, creating a huge crater.
Spawn as Rasputinator MK2000
(4) You spawn in as Rasputin!
Get 'Rogue of the Void' upgrade
(1) You get the Rogue Void upgrade. This upgrade causes you to be swallowed by a rogue void that won't let you go. From your place in the void you are completely impervious. You see a guy with a pickaxe falling nearby. Then some sort of accountant appears. Better hope he isn't the IRS!
Stop people from destroying Hell. I apparently like it here.
(4) You steal the Imperial map, so they'll get lost! You have one Map to Hell.
Become leader of Earth. The planet that is. And all the nations.
(5) You become leader of reality. The Spacetime Parliament inform you that the Galactic Empire are trying to destroy hell, which will result inevitably in all those dead people flooding into the universe and raising the crime rates. You want to run for another term, right?
Reveal Yakuza Dimension's location to Mafia Dimension. Watch the war and escape to the Safe and Sane Dimension while no one is looking.
(4) You engage the war, then escape to the one safe place in this entire game.
You are falling. You see a guy with a pickaxe and some sort of Liberal Superhero.
Shout down to the demons that they can travel through the path I left, if they want.
(1) The demons seem to be angered by your yelling. Your Metagame Knowledge Readout informs you that their tribal demon laws make any form of verbal communication a capital offense known colloquially as Silence Murder. You ponder the ramifications of this as they begin to hurl flaming javelins at you.

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #283 on: October 06, 2013, 03:08:42 pm »

Send in 23rd and 25th galactic armadas to deal with empire. Also send Explorarion ships to find the Star Wars universe. Also make contact with Earth.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #284 on: October 06, 2013, 03:17:51 pm »

Find Hell Toke. Relax
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