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[Elephant Parade]

Aim cannon at adamantine. Put other member of Hell in cannon. Fire.

[Remuthra]

HUNT DOWN ELEPHANT PARADE!

ELEPHANT PARADE IS A HEXAGON, NOT AN ACCURSED! I HATE YOU FOR YOUR MISTAKE.

Be Left-Hand Man to Darth Washington, assume he is Rick Moranis.

So er the Hatman has become the HATEMAN?
I'm curious as to why? Is Elephant Parade a good friend of yours or are you just tripping?

(54) YOU BECOME BOTH OF HIS HANDS. LITERALLY.
((I AM NOW.))

Use the power of the deck of life to restore me to life.

(45) YOU ARE RESTORED TO LIFE AS A CARIBOU. YOU ARE STILL A HEXAGON.

find way to escape hell.

(2x10^-6) YOU FAIL, YOU PUNY HATEFUL HUMAN. YOU ARE STRAPPED TO A ROPE AND A DEMON WITH HORNET STINGERS FOR HANDS STARTS PRACTICING ITS BOXING ON YOU.

Well, this doesn't sound good.

Give the Caribou the stanky weed that the humans don't want. I mean, it's not like they have a frame of reference. Any weed will be good weed for Caribou!

(1) THE CARIBOU DISAPPROVE, AND LAUNCH ICBMs AT YOUR COUNTRY!

Aim cannon at adamantine. Put other member of Hell in cannon. Fire.

YOU HAVE NO ACCESS TO YOUR CANNON!

[WillowLuman]

Shame the Caribou into making peace. How could they nuke us, when all we wanted was to give them free weed?

[Remuthra]

Shame the Caribou into making peace. How could they nuke us, when all we wanted was to give them free weed?

(5) THE CARIBOU FEEL ASHAMED, BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS NERVE GAS. THEY'RE REALLY NICE GUYS, HONESTLY, AND YOU RESOLVE TO HAVE A COCKTAIL PARTY SOMETIME. THEY CAN'T STOP THE ICBMS NOW, THOUGH.

[Elephant Parade]

Build another cannon. Fire myself out of it, towards regular hell.

[WillowLuman]

Move America to Canada, out of range of the bombs. Go to space with our new allies.

[Remuthra]

Build another cannon. Fire myself out of it, towards regular hell.

(4) YOU DO THAT, AND ARE PROPELLED BACK DOWN INTO HELL! YOU NOW HAVE THE DICE CURSE AGAIN.

[Elephant Parade]

Create a dice cannon. Fire myself out of cannon.

[Remuthra]

Create a dice cannon. Fire myself out of cannon.

(0) BACK INTO TARTARUS YOU GO! THERE'S MORE EPISODES OF DOCTOR WHO TO WATCH!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Run for a higher office on the platform of removing redundant governments.

[Remuthra]

Run for a higher office on the platform of removing redundant governments.

YOU'RE ALREADY AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER, MAKING A SEVEN DIGIT SALARY!

[WillowLuman]

Move America to Canada, out of range of the bombs. Go to space with our new allies.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Combine all governments so there isn't any redundancy.

[Remuthra]

Move America to Canada, out of range of the bombs. Go to space with our new allies.

(1) WHAT ALLIES? OH, YOU MEAN THE ONES THAT WRRE JUST WAITING TO BETRAY YOU LIKE EVERYONE? YEAH... GOODBYE WASHINGTON!

[Elephant Parade]

Create tartar sauce so good that it makes enough money for me to leave Tartarus.