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5 CP - Both Teams try to capture all 5 CP's for the win!

3 (20%)

Arena - Eliminate all enemy players to win!

2 (13.3%)

Capture the Flag - Capture the intelligence to gain points!

0 (0%)

Freak Fortress - One boss versus an entire team! Last team standing wins!

0 (0%)

King of the Hill - Both Teams try to keep the CP for 10 cumulative turns.

2 (13.3%)

Mann to Mann to Mann - A 3-way variant of King of the Hill. Hold the CP for 5 turns.

1 (6.7%)

Payload - One team tries to get the cart to the end. The other team tries to stop them.

1 (6.7%)

Payload Race - Both team try to get their payload to the end first.

3 (20%)

Zombie Fortress - Humans Vs Zombies. 1 zombie to start. Dead humans switch teams. Try to survive.

3 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 14

[Nerjin]

Yeah, this has been semi-long. BUT I don't know if that's really a bad thing. Except for those who died early [and often] granted that's an issue with the game-mode. *Shrug* hopefully this zombie one will be a bit more to people's tastes. Which I'm worried about because I really don't want everyone to hate it.

[darkpaladin109]

((I think it's mostly since there's only one hale against 8 players, and he can't handle more than one player at a time and doesn't one-hit kill them at that. I'd at least put dual hales on rotation next time this mode is played, to make it more interesting. But yeah, that's just what I think.))

[Nerjin]

Well Saxton has double the health as Christian Brutal Sniper. Sniper ISN'T supposed to really be up in the fighting tanking up damage. It's just that having that much health and having run out of sniper ammo there wasn't much he could do.

[scapheap]

GRU to F13
Also change to fists

[Greenstarfanatic]

Keep Healing?

[Erils]

Move to J14 and crouch down to hide behind the dispenser

[Nerjin]

Waitng for MOWE.

Sorry for the delay.

[Silthuri]

Move to F14 and shoot mastahcheese.

[Nerjin]

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

”This is gonna be a real piece of piss! Ya bloody fruit shop owners!”
Christian Brutal Sniper is at 26% Health!

&& = Medium Ammo Pack [50% Ammo/50 Metal]
J13 Medium Ammo Pack [4/5]
L11 Medium Ammo Pack [1/5]
Dashed Black Line = Neutral Capture Point [Locked: Eternally]
Light Red Squares = Lava [Ending your turn in these squares kills you]
Thick black lines = Walls [Cannot move through, or diagonal on. Blocks most weapons.]
Light Green Dashed Lines = Cliffs [Can be passed through at will.]
 

Spoiler: Turn (click to show/hide)

[Initiative Rolls] Player Name’s action
[++] Scapheap gains +1 Minigun ammo from a dispenser.
[++] Scapheap gains +10 health from a dispenser.
[++] Erils gains +10 health from a dispenser.
[21] Greenstarfanatic heals Scapheap [+40 Health] [+2 Ubercharge]
Greenstarfanatic has full Ubercharge!
[14] MOWE moves to F14
MOWE fires her SMG at MastahCheese [3/5] and misses!
[12] Scapheap activates GRU! [-50 Health]
Scapheap moves to F13
Scapheap switches to their fists!
[11] MastahCheese moves to F7
[5] Rolepgeek moves to L11 [+50 Metal]
Rolepgeek moves to L12
[3] Erils moves to J14
 

Spoiler: Player’s Status (click to show/hide)

Tip: Dispensers can affect any ally or enemy spy in an adjacent square. They work best if you cluster around them.
Tip: Explosive weapons are extremely effective at eliminating multiple enemies.
Tip: A heavy eating a Sandvich is a Heavy who is likely injured and is certainly an easy target. Be careful where you decide to eat your Sandvich.
Christian Brutal Sniper’s Tip: Many of you think I only enjoy murder. This is partially true. However I also enjoy vintage country music and long walks by the steel plant.
Saxton Hale’s Manly Tip of Manliness: Mann Co. is currently hiring for the following positions: Shark Bait, My Personal Sparring Partner, and Janitor. To apply simply bring two hippies to your nearest steakhouse. I will be with you in a moment.
Medic’s Tip: The human heart contains all the essential vitamins and minerals for a healthy heart. To get over the squishy texture it is best to sauté it slowly in garlic. Not that I would know.

Happy early April Fool’s day.

[Rolepgeek]

You 'tinkin' what I'm 'tinkin', GSF?

[Greenstarfanatic]

I have no idea what you're thinking, because our heavy just ran off without me, leaving me with full UBER and an Engineer.

Start healing RPG. But don't UBER yet.

[Rolepgeek]

I'm thinking melee weapons auto-crit bosses, and that wrenches do as much damage as Iron Fists.

[mastahcheese]

Medic’s Tip: The human heart contains all the essential vitamins and minerals for a healthy heart. To get over the squishy texture it is best to sauté it slowly in garlic. Not that I would know.

Personally, I never found hearts to be squishy, but the fact that when you chew through it, you're chewing through all the different chambers and whatnot gives a very inconsistent texture. It's odd.

Shoot the farthest enemy that I can hit.

[scapheap]

Switch back to minigun and walk to F11

[Erils]

Why didn't the dispenser give me any ammo back?