Provide Epic Rap commentary on the battle. Attack if anyone attacks me.
(Billy antics: 1) Had you rolled a four or better here, I would have actually written the rest of the turn as a rap. Unfortunately, the die are hateful beings which seem to thrive off of player's misfortune, so you rolled a one.
Nobody attacks you, so you decide to rap the rest of the turn. Unfortunately, something about the air of these barrens has given you an impressive speech impediment, replacing your expertly-planned rap with guttural choking sounds.
"What the... hey stop moving around you freaking naked red guy!" Evil Gingerbread Lucky yells at Pariah... before he notices Derm seems to doing stuff. Stuff related to Lucky yelling and Naked guy turning red! Kill Derm then kill naked red hulk wannabe.
Give Lia a break since it seems she needs it and then run after Derm and use Sharkster on him!
RAAAAAAAAGE!
"Hehehehe... HAHAHAHA! I am the HARBINGER OF RAGE."
RAGEFACE
(Lucky dex: 2-1)
(Pariah dex: 3+4+2)
(Derm dex: 4-2)
(Pariah dex: 3+4+2)
(Lucky dex: 4-1)
(Pariah str: 6-6+4)
(Lucky end: 1-1)
(Derm aff: 6+3)
(Pariah bad: 1-6)
Quick as a flash, Pariah leaps at Lucky, turning in the air so as to pierce him with the spikes on his armor. Lucky raises his arms to defend himself, but Pariah's newly empowered body crashes through them, skewering the gingerbread man and utterly tearing him apart. As the bits of cookie scatter across the ground, Lia screams louder as flames crawl across her skin again, this time completely enveloping her body. Some time later, the screams stop, and some time after that so do the flames, leaving behind only a charred skeleton. Well that was grim...
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
As Pariah lets out a triumphant roar, Derm cackles and performs even more science. Pariah turns bigger and redder for a brief moment, before his body literally bursts, veins and arteries opening up left and right and spraying blood everywhere. A moment later, his heart bursts open with a sound like a grenade going off, killing him instantly. As his massive body slumps slowly to the ground, something falls out of the sky and lands next to Derm, raising a cloud of dust.
(Derm luk: 6+6+1)
As the dust clears, a massive humanoid figure is revealed, kneeling in a crater where it struck the earth. It looks like a human male wearing thick animal hides, but he's easily twenty feet tall, with shaggy brown hair down to his shoulders, complete with a long and unkempt mustache. As the giant stands, his body makes a groaning noise like the moving of a glacier, and with one enormous hand he picks up Pariah's corpse and pops it into his mouth, chewing a couple of times before swallowing and turning to Derm and bellowing heartily in a voice which would shake mountains if there were any nearby.
"Greetings, Ragesmith! I am Sverrir the Small, son of Hakon Icefist. While I'm far from being the largest of my kind, I'm among the fiercest, and as such I was sent here to aid you. Hopefully we shall get along famously, for if not, I fear that it will end badly for you. As powerful a sorcerer as you may be, there is not a spell under the sky which can so much as scratch a Jotnar.""If you do, I'll shoot. Nothing personal, I just don't like taking risks."
Aye, lady. Keep yer distance to a distance of say 20 meters.
"Okay, okay, fine. I'll just stand here. With my Top Hat."
Get to, say, 20 meters rom the pair.
After much talking, some moving, and a brief argument over who gets to use the blue text which remains unresolved to this very day, Alena ends up roughly twenty meters from Flimsy and Dextrous.
EVIL LUCKY AND PARIAH ARE DEAD! SCIONOX SPAWNS AS PINK, NICHOLAS SPAWNS AS WHITE!(Sionox luk: -2-5)
Scionox's waiver becomes a large marching bass drum covered in glowing runes. It also has a fearsome face painted on it, much like a fighter plane from the Great War period.
(Nicholas luk: 5+3)
Nicholas's waiver transforms into a gnarled wizard's staff made from some sort of dark and exotic wood. A shard of jagged amber rests on the top, and there appears to be a large bee imprisoned in it.
Red=Flimsy
Orange=Billy
Yellow=Dextrous
White=Nicholas
Purple=Derm
Brown=Jordan
Pink=Scionox
Blue=Alena
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