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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 243475 times)

Coolrune206

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1740 on: November 07, 2015, 11:32:09 pm »

Cower in the corner so magnificently that I fix everybody's problems.
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« Reply #1741 on: November 08, 2015, 01:23:08 am »

ACUSE GM OF REVIVING THIS DUE TO MY MENSION OF THE GAMEIN CHEESISTAN Z RTD!
GM NOTES THAT TURN WAS IN WORKS FOR DAYS

Fix the GM's caps lock and put the text out before it turns a charred black.
[2]THE FIRE CONTINUES TO BURN

SUMmon Trees
[2]YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH AT SUMS, SUMMING THINGS UP, OR SOME OTHER THING

THE TREES LAUGH AT YOU FROM THEIR SECRET TREE DIMENSION


Become Satan.
[6]OK

UNFORTUNATELY, SATAN REQUIRES TWICE AS MUCH OXYGEN AS A HUMAN BEING, AND YOU'VE ALREADY USED UP 2/3 TURNS OF OXYGEN

YOU DIE OF ASPHYXIATION


OH GOD UNFRACTURE IT AAAAAA
[1]THE WORLD IS BROKEN INTO A THOUSAND PIECES

EVERY PLAYER IS TRAPPED IN A TINY, BURNING, RAINBOW SHARD


Clearly, we should become something that can survive in high-rainbow environments.

Become a pony from MLP. preferably a unicorn so I can start fixing things.
[6]YOU BECOME MLP

MLP IS BANNED ON THIS FORM, SO YOU ARE REMOVED FROM EXISTENCE


"Evil laughter! Evil laughter! Evil laughter!"

Teach the cultists to summon Rainbow Demons!
[3]YOU TEACH THEM TO SUMMON RAINBOWS

OH MAN, THAT WILL IMPRESS THE METEOROLOGISTS

MAYBE THEY CAN RAISE FUNDS FOR THE CULT STAR BY PERFORMING AT BIRTHDAY PARTIES


Cower in the corner so magnificently that I fix everybody's problems.
[4]WHAT

UH, OK

THOSE AREN'T BEING KEPT TRACK OF

I GUESS THE WHOLE "NO AIR" THING IS A PROBLEM, SO THAT'S FIXED

EVERYTHING ELSE IS AMBIGUOUS, THOUGH


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[4]THE DRAGON MANAGES TO STOP VOMITING

IT HIRES AN ARCHITECT A HIKER (THERE ARE NO ARCHITECTS LEFT) TO DRAFT THE NEXT VERSION OF ITS TOWER


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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1742 on: November 08, 2015, 01:33:48 am »

REVEAL THAT 2/3rds OF THE HITCHHICKERS ARE ACTUALLY SECRET SCYTHERS!
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1743 on: November 08, 2015, 01:35:47 am »

summon Trees AGain
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1744 on: November 08, 2015, 02:37:59 am »

Resurrect myself as Ultra Satan of the Death Knell.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1745 on: November 08, 2015, 11:21:45 am »

attempt to extinguish the text again, and press the "recreate world" button, restoring the thread to it's original state, but in minecraft form. Oh, and fix the damn caps lock of the GM. again.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2015, 11:55:10 am by Dustan Hache »
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1746 on: November 08, 2015, 11:51:38 am »

DEFEND THE CAPS LOCK WITH BALL CAPS.

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1747 on: November 08, 2015, 12:23:59 pm »

SUDDENLY THE SPACE CORE.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1748 on: November 08, 2015, 01:20:50 pm »

I am the walrus
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1749 on: November 08, 2015, 01:59:53 pm »

Groove.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1750 on: November 08, 2015, 02:22:18 pm »

Restart thread
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1751 on: November 08, 2015, 02:55:52 pm »

No you monster! We cant handle that much power!
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1752 on: November 08, 2015, 08:46:42 pm »

REVEAL THAT 2/3rds OF THE HITCHHICKERS ARE ACTUALLY SECRET SCYTHERS!
[2]NO

THAT'S STUPID


summon Trees AGain
[4]YOU TAP INTO THE TREE DIMENSION

A TREE IS CALLED FORTH

IT OFFERS TO SERVE, BUT ONLY IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR SOUL $3,000,000 IN CARBON TAX CREDITS


Resurrect myself as Ultra Satan of the Death Knell.
[6]ULTRA SATAN REQUIRES MORE OXYGEN THAN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HAS, MUCH LESS YOUR SPACE SHARD

YOU DIE INSTANTLY


attempt to extinguish the text again, and press the "recreate world" button, restoring the thread to it's original state, but in minecraft form. Oh, and fix the damn caps lock of the GM. again.
DEFEND THE CAPS LOCK WITH BALL CAPS.
[4V2]YOU MANAGE TO EXTINGUISH THE TEXT

BUT THAT POST'S, LIKE, FOUR ACTIONS IN ONE

SO NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS

(I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BALL CAP IS)

SUDDENLY THE SPACE CORE.
[1]THE SPACE CORE IS CURRENTLY ELSEWHERE, TAKING A NAP

IT HAS BEEN ADVISED BY ITS DOCTOR TO AVOID SUDDEN ENCOUNTERS, DUE TO RECENT HEART ISSUES

IT WILL NOT BE "SUDDENLY"-ING ANYTIME SOON

I am the walrus
[4]OK

Groove.
[3]DISCO IS DEAD, OR AT LEAST WOUNDED

Restart thread
[3]WITH A "TSK, TSK", YOU INTERRUPT YOUR SEWING TO FIX A FEW MISTAKES

IT'S WORTH TAKING TIME TO MAKE A GOOD SWEATER

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[2]THE DRAGON IS UNABLE TO MEET THE HIKERS' TURN-LY CONSTRUCTION FEE

WORK ON THE TOWER IS HALTED
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1753 on: November 08, 2015, 08:55:35 pm »

NOT SO SUDDENLY THE SPACE CORE.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL
« Reply #1754 on: November 08, 2015, 09:09:51 pm »

use my non-existence to become a "nobody" from kingdom hearts.
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