GET TO THE FORMER GM FORTRESS AND START REBUILDING THE SCYTHER RACE USING ADVANCED TECH THE GM LEFT BEHIND
(2)YOU ARE SENT FLYING OUT OF THE FORTRESS BY A MYSTERIOUS FORCE!
Help Krusader in repairing the universe but don't let them destroy the universal roads.
(4)YOU BEGIN ASSISTING THE UNIVERSE'S REPAIR. THE WORKERS AGREE NOT TO DESTROY THE ROADS, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T DAMAGE SPACETIME ANY FURTHER.
Help Dumbo help Krusader repair the universe.
(4)YOU STAND AROUND PASSING DUMBO HIS REPAIR TOOLS. YOUR COMBINED EFFORTS SPEED UP THE REPAIR!
[TIME UNTIL UNIVERSE REPAIR: 5 TURNS]
Oversee the resistance repairing the universe.
(4)NOTHING GOES HORRIBLY WRONG.
Make a high priest of Lukeism
(2)NO. I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT LUKEISM IS.
Help repair the universe, but insert a back door I can use to screw with spacetime later.
(6)YOU CREATE A GIANT RAINBOW DOOR. YOU'RE NOT SURE WHAT IT DOES, BUT IT'S PROBABLY NOT GOOD, SINCE YOU ROLLED A 6.STICK THE UNIVERSE IN MY PIPE AND SMOKE IT
(2)YOU NEED A METAVERSE-SIZED PIPE FOR THAT.
OR IS IT THE UNIVERSE NOW?
[TERMINOLOGY STATUS: INCONSISTENT]
abuse quantum equivalency to become omnipresent
(1)YOUR ENTIRE BODY IS STRETCHED ACROSS THE UNIVERSE. UNFORTUNATELY, THAT MAKES IT DIFFICULT FOR BLOOD TO CIRCULATE. YOU DIE.
STICK THE UNIVERSE IN MY PIPE AND SMOKE IT
Stick Iron Tomato, his pipe, and everything in it into a bigger pipe and smoke it.
(AUTO-6)THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS NOW ON FIRE AND RAINBOWS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT "ON RAINBOWS" MEANS, BUT THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.Keep repairing the universe. Accept offered help.
(5)YOU MANAGE TO OFFSET THE DAMAGE CAUSED BY THE FLAMING RAINBOWS.
Fire the Cult Star laser!
(2)IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. WELL, DARN. THAT WASN'T VERY INTERESTING.
[5]THE CULTISTS CHARGE UP THE LASER AGAIN.
[6]GLADOS ATTEMPTS TO STRIKE A DEAL WITH THE RAINBOWS. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY JUST TURN THE DEATH STAR INTO A GIANT DISCO BALL. GLADOS IS TURNED INTO DISCOS.
[3]STEVE BALLMER IS UNABLE TO CONTACT THE RAINBOWS. HE NEEDS TO DEVELOP COMMUNICATION TECHNOLOGY, FIRST.LOCATIONS:
GM FORTRESS OF DOOM: OFF COURSE
EARTH: DYSTOPIAN
HEAVEN: SHATTERED
HELL: FRAGMENTED
OTHER STUFF: MOSTLY GONE
UNIVERSE: BLEAK
TOWER: RUINED
RUINS: DEMOLISHED
SPACEROME: DEMOLISHED
DISCO STAR: CONTROLLED BY DISCOS
CULT STAR: CONTROLLED BY CULTISTS
ITEMS:
DISCO STAR LASER: CHARGING
CULT STAR LASER: CHARGING
RESOURCES:
GLUE: NOT ENOUGH
TAPE: INSUFFICIENT
COLONS: OVERUSED
RACES:
SCYTHERS: DEAD, I THINK
ZOMBIES: IN SPACE OR SOMETHING
SNAKES: PROBABLY DEAD
INNKEEPERS: I DON'T REMEMBER
INNDRAGONS: EXTINCT
MICE: ANNIHILATED
TRAVELLERS: STUCK IN SPACE, I THINK
WANDERERS: I CAN'T REMEMBER, SO THEY'RE DEAD
CULTISTS: CHARGING
NPCS:
DRAGON: FROZEN?
GLADOS: IN CONTROL OF DEATH STAR
STEVE BALLMER: DEVELOPING
ORGANIZATIONS:
RESISTANCE MOVEMENT: NEWER GOAL
OTHER:
ROLL TO DERAIL: UNREENACTABLE
UNIVERSE: CURRENTLY UNDER REPAIR [4 TURNS]
RAINBOWS: OMNIPRESENT
BUDGET: LOW
STATUS: VAGUE
TERMINOLOGY: INCOSISTENT
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