Teach NPCs to understand Time Travel and utilize it regularly
(2)THANK YOU, RNG
HAVE ALL THE CULTIST BUILD A GIANT CULT STAR! BUILD IT FROM CULT STUFF LIKE BONES AND OLD BOOKS!
(5)THIS SUCCEEDS. OF COURSE, IT'S A PRETTY FRAGILE DEATH STAR; BOOKS AREN'T THE STURDIEST MATERIAL, AND BONES AREN'T MUCH BETTER.
REPAIR THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
(5)THIS IS SUCH A MASSIVE UNDERTAKING THAT IT'LL REQUIRE MULTIPLE ACTIONS.
FIRST THINGS FIRST, YOU NEED TO FIND SOME MATERIALS. YOU LACK BOTH TAPE AND GLUE--WAIT, SOME JUST FELL FROM THE SKY. FOR SOME REASON, MUCH OF IT IS COVERED IN SCRIBBLED "5"S. YOU GO STEAL CONTROL OF THE RESISTANCE MOVEMENT, GIVE THEM THE TAPE, AND GET THEM TO START REPAIRING STUFF.
[TIME UNTIL UNIVERSE REPAIR: 5 TURNS]
THATS ACTUALLY THE BEST SITUATION I COULD OF HOPED FOR, ACTUALLY.
ANYWAY, ADD SIGNS TO MY DIMENSIONAL ROAD SO NO ROLLS ARE EVER REQUIRED FOR TRAVERSING IT.
(4)NOBODY WILL EVER BE FORCED TO ROLL TO TRAVEL ON YOUR ROAD. BY WHICH I MEAN, PEOPLE WON'T NEED TO PHYSICALLY ROLL ALONG THE GROUND. NOT THAT THEY HAD TO BEFORE. WHAT A POINTLESS ACTION.
Have rest of the resistance leave Death Star and return to the resistance bases for a status report.
(3)THE RESISTANCE ALREADY LEFT TO GO REPAIR THE UNIVERSE. THE STATUS REPORT GIVES DETAILS ON THEIR CURRENT ACTIVITIES.
THATS ACTUALLY THE BEST SITUATION I COULD OF HOPED FOR, ACTUALLY.
ANYWAY, ADD SIGNS TO MY DIMENSIONAL ROAD SO NO ROLLS ARE EVER REQUIRED FOR TRAVERSING IT.
FALL THROUGH ROAD
KNOCK ALL SIGNS OFF
(1)YOU TRY TO FALL THROUGH THE ROAD, BUT YOU BOUNCE OFF AND LAND IN THE ENDLESS VOID BETWEEN METAVERSES. SPACETIME LAUGHS AT YOU.
become a photino bird made out of darkmatter
(3)YOU BECOME A PROTON MADE OUT OF DARK MATTER, EVEN THOUGH THAT MAKES NO SENSE, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A "PHOTINO BIRD" IS.
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(3)YOU TRY TO DEVELOP SOME DEVELOPERS' DEVELOPERS, BUT THEY'RE TOO BUSY DEVELOPING CURRENT DEVELOPMENTS.
Convert the moon to ClF3 and crash it into the earth.
(2)I CAN'T THINK OF AN INTERESTING FAIL FOR THIS ACTION. THE MOON HAS TOO MUCH MASS TO BE CONVERTED OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO.
BECOME ONE WITH DEATH STAR
BUT I'M THE DEATH STAR
(3V1)DARKPALADIN ATTEMPTS TO FUSE WITH THE DEATH STAR, BUT HE CAN'T, SINCE HE'S NOT AN AI. HE MANAGES TO TAKE OVER THE CONTRLS, BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME. MEANWHILE, IRONTOMATO DEVELOPS A BIZARRE PERSONALITY DISORDER THAT CAUSES HIM TO BELIEVE HIMSELF TO BE THE DEATH STAR.
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Assist by summoning elder God Steve Ballmer
(6)YOU USE THE DARK POWER OF THE NUMBER 6 TO SUMMON A GIANT, RAINBOW STEVE BALLMER. HE DECIDES TO DEVELOP YOU INTO A CORPSE.SMite everyhting
(5)YOU CONJURE A RAIN OF DIVINE BOLTS. THEY MAKE THE WORLD EVEN MORE DESTROYED.
[TIME UNTIL UNIVERSE REPAIR: 6 TURNS]
A GREAT BLIZZARD SWEEPS THROUGH THE DEATH STAR. BY ITS END, ALL THE NPCS HAVE BEEN FROZEN, CRYOGENICS-STYLE. THEY ARE THEN CAST OUT INTO SPACE.
[4]THE CULTISTS BEGIN CHARGING THE CULT STAR'S LASER.
[1]GLADOS ACCIDENTALLY OVERCHARGES THE LASER. IT MALFUNCTIONS AND DESTROYS HALF THE DEATH STAR, ANNIHILATING THE FROZEN MICE.
[4]STEVE BALLMER BEGINS TAKING OVER THE PLANET.LOCATIONS:
GM FORTRESS OF DOOM: OFF COURSE
EARTH: DYSTOPIAN
HEAVEN: SHATTERED
HELL: FRAGMENTED
OTHER STUFF: MOSTLY GONE
UNIVERSE: BLEAK
TOWER: RUINED
RUINS: DEMOLISHED
SPACEROME: DEMOLISHED
DEATH STAR: CONTROLLED BY GLADOS
CULT STAR: CONTROLLED BY CULTISTS
ITEMS:
DEATH STAR LASER: CHARGING
CULT STAR LASER: CHARGING
RESOURCES:
GLUE: NOT ENOUGH
COLONS: OVERUSED
RACES:
SCYTHERS: UNDEAD
ZOMBIES: HOME
SNAKES: MAGNETIC
INNKEEPERS: LOW GDP
INNDRAGONS: EXTINCT
MICE: PREPARING
TRAVELLERS: TRAVELLING TO TOWER
WANDERERS: WANDERING
CULTISTS: SUMMONING
NPCS:
DRAGON: IN TOWER
GLADOS: IN CONTROL OF DEATH STAR
ORGANIZATIONS:
RESISTANCE MOVEMENT: NEWER GOAL
OTHER:
ROLL TO DERAIL: UNREENACTABLE
UNIVERSE: CURRENTLY UNDER REPAIR [6 TURNS]
STATUS: PROBABLY PRETTY OUTDATED
CONSISTENCY: PRETTY BAD; I KEEP MIXING UP "UNIVERSE" AND "METAVERSE"
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