NO, MESS AROUND IMMENSELY.
MAKE THOSE PATHWAYS.
(3)YOU CREATE THE PATHWAYS, BUT DAMAGE SPACETIME IN THE PROCESS.
SPACE THROUGH FALL
FAFFLE AROUND IN GM FORTRESS PART 2: ELECTRIC FAFFLING
(1)YOU FALL OUT OF SPACE. YOU LAND IN HELL.
Kidnap all the players and leave them in GLaDOS's death star
(3)YOU KIDNAP A BUNCH OF NPCS AND LEAVE THEM IN THE DEATH STAR. THEN AGAIN, THE INSIDE OF THE DEATH STAR IS PROBABLY SAFER THAN THE OUTSIDE OF THE DEATH STAR, SO IT MIGHT BE A GOOD THING THAT YOU DIDN'T SUCCEED.
I MEANT THE FUCKING MEXICANS! I HIRE MEXICANS EXOTIC FOREIGN PEOPLE TO REBUILD AND SWEEP AWAY THE GORE OF THE HOTEL!
(1)YOU HAVE NO MONEY TO HIRE PEOPLE WITH!
Mandate that NPCs get 2 actions per turn
(5)SUCCESS!
FOR SOME REASON, ALL OF THE NPCS NOW FEEL LIKE DOING NOTHNG 50% OF THE TIME. WOW, WHAT A STRANGE COINCIDENCE.
Look into acquiring equipment, weapons and vehicles for the resistance.
(4)APPARENTLY, THERE USED TO BE A SPACE CRIMINAL HIDEOUT ON THE EDGE OF THE METAVERSE. IT PROBABLY STILL HAS SOME GEAR.
NOW RESURRECT THEM
(3)YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO REVIVE THEM, SO YOU GET HELP FROM THE CULT. THE CULT REVIVES THEM AS ZOMBIES.
More space carthage
(2)NO. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS ACTION FAIL IN AN INTERESTING WAY.
ROLL TO DODGE
(4)YOU ROLL OUT OF THE WAY OF A COLLAPSING BUILDING, DODGING IT.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
RABBLE RABBLE?
RABBLE RABBLE!
(5)YOU RABBLE-ROUSE YOUR ENTIRE CITY, WHICH SOMEHOW STILL HAS PEOPLE DESPITE THE APOCALYPSE. THEY STORM CITY HALL AND DEMAND THAT THE MAYOR ENACT ANTI-PROPERTY DAMAGE LEGISLATION. HE DOES SO. FINALLY, THE CITY WILL BE FREE OF THE SCOURGE OF HEROES.
TEACH CULTISTS LATIN!
(2)YOUR CULTISTS ARE TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND LATIN.
Turn Glados back into Caroline
Throw a party on the death star
(1)YOU DELETE CAROLINE.
Build Htrae, planet of the Namuhs.
(4)I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE, BUT SURE.
[2]THE DRAGON IS TOO CONFUSED BY THE SUDDEN CHANGE IN SCENERY TO DO ANYTHING!
[5]THE ZOMBIES MANAGE TO RE-BUILD THE RUINS TO THE OPTIMAL STATE OF RUINED-NESS.
[1]THE INNKEEPERS ATTEMPT TO INSTALL INDOOR HEATING. UNFORTUNATELY, THE SUB-OPTIMAL STATE (NONEXISTENCE) OF THE POWER GRID PREVENTS THEM FROM USING ELECTRICITY. SETTING THE ROOMS ON FIRE DOES INCREASE THE TEMPERATURE, BUT IT LEAVES THE ROOM UNUSABLE.
[1]THE SNAKES STILL HAVEN'T GAINED ELECTRICITY POWERS.
[3]GLADOS STAR'S LASER BEGINS CHARGING.
[5]THE MICE ARRIVE AT THE DRAGON'S TOWER. THEY'RE PREPARING TO LAUNCH AN ATTACK.
[5]THE TRAVELLERS DECIDE TO TRAVEL TO THE DRAGON'S TOWER. APPARENTLY, IT'S VERY SCENIC, WHAT WITH ALL THE ANTIMATTER AND CHEESE.
[4]THE CULTISTS BEGIN SUMMONING DEMONS. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE AREN'T VERY MANY LEFT.
[5]THE WANDERERS WANDER AROUND AIMLESSLY.
LOCATIONS:
GM FORTRESS OF DOOM: OFF COURSE
EARTH: DYSTOPIAN
HEAVEN: SHATTERED
HELL: FRAGMENTED
OTHER STUFF: MOSTLY GONE
UNIVERSE: BLEAK
TOWER: RUINED
RUINS: DEMOLISHED
SPACEROME: DEMOLISHED
DEATH STAR: CONTROLLED BY GLADOS
ITEMS:
DEATH STAR LASER: CHARGING
RESOURCES:
GLUE: NOT ENOUGH
COLONS: OVERUSED
RACES:
SCYTHERS: UNDEAD
ZOMBIES: HOME
SNAKES: MAGNETIC
INNKEEPERS: LOW GDP
INNDRAGONS: EXTINCT
MICE: PREPARING
TRAVELLERS: TRAVELLING TO TOWER
WANDERERS: WANDERING
CULTISTS: SUMMONING
NPCS:
DRAGON: IN TOWER
GLADOS: IN CONTROL OF DEATH STAR
ORGANIZATIONS:
RESISTANCE MOVEMENT: NEW GOAL
OTHER:
ROLL TO DERAIL: UNREENACTABLE
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