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[Lukeinator]

Increase power level of mech.

[Elephant Parade]

Allegiance: The whims and fancy of the players
  Location: Beyond your pitiful comprehension
  Goals: Amusement and Chaos

 Turn all ones into fives, and all fives into ones.

(4)SUCCESS!

make peace  with galaxies then recruit them.

(3)YOU BEGIN DIPLOMATIC PROCEDURES, BUT THINGS ARE TAKING A WHILE.

Get back into the multiverse and patent patent stealing before Patentsteal can patent it.
Location: Outside multiverse
Alliance: Self

(1)PATENTSTEAL PATENTS METAPATENTING.
(5)YOU PATENT PATENTSTEALING, AS WELL AS METAPATENTING.

LOCATION: GM'S SNOUT
ALLEGIANCE: FIST

(3)THAT'S AN ODD NAME FOR A TEAM.

Allegiance: Undead
Location: Some Beach
Drink orange juice.

(1)YOU CHOKE ON THE ORANGE JUICE SOMEHOW AND DIE.
(5)THE ORANGE JUICE IS DELICIOUS.

HELP THE SCYTHERS INVADE EARTH

ALLEGIANCE: SCYTHERS
LOCATION: SPACE BASE ALPHA

ENLARGE THE CYBORG SCYTHER TO MEGA SIZE

(4)MEGA SCYBORG IS CREATED.
[POWER LEVEL: 0.0 -> 0.1]

REVIVE AND HIJACK A RANDOM MECH

(5)YOU TAKE CONTROL OF AN ANCIENT MECH FROM A TIME LONG AGO. [POWER LEVEL: 4]
(1)YOU MANAGE TO REVIVE A MECH, BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE HOSTILE TO ALL HUMAN LIFE. IT KILLS YOU.

thats it, control them through hypnotism and force them to fight together against the GM fortress!

(6)THEY IMMEDIATELY SUICIDALLY CHARGE AT THE FORTRESS. THIS ENDS POORLY.

* IronTomato uses Earthquake!

(6)THE EARTHQUAKE CREATES A GIANT RAVINE, WHICH YOU FALL INTO. YOU DIE.

Absorb the anti-possession shields, then possess the DemonBot.

(6)YOU BECOME THE ANTI-POSSESSOR! ANYTHING NEAR YOU IS AUTOMATICALLY DE-POSSESSED. YOU ATTEMPT TO POSSESS THE DEMONBOT, BUT YOU IMMEDIATELY DE-POSSESS IT.

Increase power level of mech.

(5)POWER LEVEL 0.3 -> 0.5

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[3]MILKY WAY MECH ATTEMPTS TO INCREASE ITS POWER LEVEL THROUGH INDUSTRIALIZATION, BUT THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS LOBBY AGAINST IT.
[1 -> 5]ROWBOT'S POWER LEVEL INCREASES FURTHER, RISING TO 0.7.
[1+1]DEMONBOT TRIES TO SCORCH HEAVENLY ROBOT, BUT IT JUST SETS A FEW CLOUDS ON FIRE.
[3]GM FORTRESS OF DOOM IDLES.
[-]MEGA SCYBORG IS CURRENTLY UNMANNED.

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MILKY WAY MECH
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JUPITER SHIELD: BLOCKS DAMAGE
HIDDEN MOON LASER: INFLICTS HEAVY DAMAGE; ONLY USABLE ONCE
MARS BLADE: SLICES OFF INDIVIDUAL PARTS
[AUTO]GAIA FACTORY+: RESTORES HEALTH

POWER LEVEL: 1.4
BONUS: +0
SPEED: VERY FAST
FACTION: KNOWN SPACE
ALLIED PLAYERS: TAVIK TOTH
ALLIES: N/A
UNITS: 300 FRIENDLIANS
STATUS: N/A
LOCATION: KNOWN SPACE

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HEAVENLY ROBOT
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HOLY SHIELD: BLOCKS DAMAGE; RESTORES HEALTH
SACRED SPEAR: INFLICTS HEAVY DAMAGE
[AUTO]ANGEL ARMY: ATTACKS ENEMY PLAYERS

POWER LEVEL: 3
BONUS: +0
SPEED: VERY SLOW
FACTION: HEAVEN
ALLIED PLAYERS: N/A
ENEMIES: DEMONBOT 3000, GM FORTRESS OF DOOM
ENEMY PLAYERS: TAVIK TOTH
STATUS: ON FIRE
LOCATION: REMNANTS OF HEAVEN

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GM FORTRESS OF DOOM
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CHEATER: MODIFY A DICE ROLL; ONLY USABLE ONCE
[COUNTER]CHEATSHIELD: FIRST ATTACK OF A TURN VS. GFOD SUFFERS -1 PENALTY
[COUNTER/ACTION]METACANNON: INFLICTS MODERATE DAMAGE; TARGET'S NEXT ROLL SUFFERS A -1

POWER LEVEL: 5
BONUS: +1
SPEED: TURTLE
FACTION: META
ALLIED PLAYERS: GM
ENEMIES: HEAVENLY ROBOT
STATUS: SUPER BARRIER
LOCATION: TOP OF THE UNIVERSE

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DEMONBOT 3000
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HELLFIRE: INFLICTS SEVERE DAMAGE; CAUSES RANDOM NEGATIVE EFFECTS
[AUTO]INFERNO: BURNS ALL NEARBY ENEMIES

POWER LEVEL: 4
BONUS: +1
SPEED: FAST
FACTION: HELL
ALLIED PLAYERS: N/A
ENEMIES: HEAVENLY ROBOT
STATUS: N/A
LOCATION: INTERDIMENSIONAL UNDERWORLD

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ROWBOT
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TIDAL WAVE: INFLICTS MINOR DAMAGE; PUSHES ENEMIES AWAY
[AUTO]AQUATIC: NULLIFIES TERRAIN PENALTIES AND INCREASES SPEED BY 1 LEVEL WHEN IN GALACTIC SEA

POWER LEVEL: 0.01
BONUS: +0
SPEED: FAST [AVERAGE]
FACTION: NORTH AFRICA-MISSOURI ALLIANCE
ALLIED PLAYERS: LUKEINATOR [OWNER]
ENEMIES: HEAVENLY ROBOT
STATUS: SPEED +1
LOCATION: GALACTIC SEA

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MEGA SCYBORG
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BULLET PUNCH: MASSIVE DAMAGE TO ONE TARGET
[PASSIVE]FRAGILE: SUFFERS HEAVY DAMAGE

POWER LEVEL: 0.1
BONUS: +0
SPEED: VERY FAST
FACTION: SCYTHER SWARM
ALLIED PLAYERS: TAVIK TOTH, POKETWO
ENEMIES: N/A
STATUS: N/A
LOCATION: EARTH

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SCYTHER SWARM
=====================

DIPLOMACY LEVEL: 1
BONUS: +1
SPEED: ABSURDLY FAST
ALLIED PLAYERS: POKETWO
ALLIES: N/A
ENEMY PLAYERS: N/A
ENEMIES: MILKY WAY MECH (?)
MECHS: N/A
TROOPS: 1,500,000,001,000 SCYTHER(S?)

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HISSINHWALNUTS: NONE; OUTSIDE METAVERSE
TALONISWOLF: RANDOM PEOPLE;
TAMERVIRUS: ;
DARKPALADIN: SELF; DEAD
WER6: ; DEAD
LYEOS: ;
TAVIK TOTH: MILKY WAY MECH; EARTH
POKETWO: SCYTHER SWARM; EARTH
LUKEINATOR: NORTH AFRICA-MISSOURI ALLIANCE; ROWBOT
EXECUTE/DUMBO.EXE: ;
MASKED_KRUSADER: TROLL; OUTSIDE METAVERSE
LORDSLOWPOKE: GM'S SNOUT; FIST
FLABORT: OUTSIDE MULTIVERSE; SELF

[wer6]

RESPAWN AS A SINGLE SCYTHER

[LordSlowpoke]

DEFENESTRATE GM, TAKE OVER MECH

[Lyeos]

Throw orange juice to spaaaace!

[poketwo]

MAN MEGA SCYBORGE, ALSO USE CONQURED TERRITORY ON EARTH TO PRODUCE ARMOR AND WEAPONS FOR IT

[TamerVirus]

Remind GM that I

ALIGN WITH THE SCYTHERS
LOCATED AT MOONBASE ALPHA

CREATE A GIANT POKEBALL CAPTURE DEVICE THAT THE MEGA SCYBORG CAN USE

[IronTomato]

MAKE SELF INTO A CYBORG

[Lukeinator]

Make power over 9000

[HissinhWalnuts]

Very

[Tavik Toth]

Revert rolls back to normal.

[TalonisWolf]

Revert rolls back to normal.

If the above is successful, make all players roll twice and accept the lowest roll. For CHAOS!

[masked_krusader]

Make the anti-possessing not apply to me, and POSSES THE DERN DEMONBOT.

[fractalman]

Make the anti-possessing not apply to me, and POSSES THE DERN DEMONBOT.

assist this

[darkpaladin109]

DESTROY ALL MECHS