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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 242145 times)

Dorsidwarf

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #885 on: December 31, 2013, 07:39:57 pm »

Kill all the angels


"blah blah angels blah blah BULLETS IN THE HAPPY NEW YEAR FACE"
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #886 on: December 31, 2013, 09:22:37 pm »

USE OFFICIAL RTD MUSIC TO INITIATE BONUS INFLATION BONANZA
AUTOFAIL. NOTHING HAPPENS.

DO PREVIOUS ACTION AGAIN.
(6)YOU AGAIN GIVE YOUR NEXT ACTION A +1 BONUS.

"Damned paradoxes."

Edit my last action to give no pun bonus.
(2)NEED MARVEL STAFF FOR RETCON.

"I'm Rambo mother fuckers!"

Start dual wielding Spartan lazers and vaporize the swat team.
(6)VAPORIZE EVERYTHING, INCLUDING SELF.

"WHAT DIALOGUE RULE"

Punch explanation into existence.
(3)IT WAS MADE BY A PLAYER.

BOLD THE BOLD
AUTOFAIL. BOLD BECOMES UNBOLD, ITALIC INSTEAD.

Help my angels invade the GM palace.
"The Universe is ours!"
(1)STEER ANGEL SPACESHIP INTO BLACK HOLE. OOPS.

Kill all the angels


"blah blah angels blah blah BULLETS IN THE HAPPY NEW YEAR FACE"
(5)ALL ANGELS DEAD.

[1]LICHEN CAN'T BE A GHOST. GHOST LICHEN REMOVED FROM EXISTENCE.
[1]GM LOCK SELF OUT OF PALACE, CAN'T FIND SPARE KEY.

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Remuthra

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #887 on: December 31, 2013, 09:24:10 pm »

"Then I must seek Marvel!"

Get the Staff of Marvel. Then commence retcon.

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #888 on: December 31, 2013, 09:25:26 pm »

"I BREAK STUPID RULE! DIALOGUE HAVE NO PLACE IN MINIMALIST RTD!"

Kill and eat stupid dialogue rule.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #889 on: December 31, 2013, 09:26:00 pm »

STOP, VILLAIN!
Get the staff of DC and out-retcon the staff of Marvel.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #890 on: December 31, 2013, 09:57:25 pm »

RECREATE ALL RTDS, THEY ARE MIMIMALISTIC OF COURCE.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #891 on: December 31, 2013, 11:03:34 pm »

Reincarnate and start going on my law enforcement and kitten killing spree, using dual stake launchers.
"IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!"
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #892 on: December 31, 2013, 11:34:46 pm »

"Then I must seek Marvel!"

Get the Staff of Marvel. Then commence retcon.
(4)MARVEL STAFF OBTAINED.

"I BREAK STUPID RULE! DIALOGUE HAVE NO PLACE IN MINIMALIST RTD!"

Kill and eat stupid dialogue rule.
(2)RULE INEDIBLE. CAUSES VOMITING.

STOP, VILLAIN!
Get the staff of DC and out-retcon the staff of Marvel.
(4)DC STAFF OBTAINED.

RECREATE ALL RTDS, THEY ARE MIMIMALISTIC OF COURCE.
AUTOFAIL. RTDS REMAIN DEAD.

Reincarnate and start going on my law enforcement and kitten killing spree, using dual stake launchers.
"IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!"
(2)YOU STAY DEAD. ALSO, GM GETTING ANNOYED AT FOUL LANGUAGE; SWEARING IS AUTOFAIL.

[3]GM LOOKS FOR KEY.

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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #893 on: December 31, 2013, 11:36:14 pm »

Revive self, go on said killing spree.
"HEEEEEEEREEEEEESS JOHNNNNY!"
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Remuthra

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #894 on: December 31, 2013, 11:38:44 pm »

"AHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

Commence Retcon

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #895 on: December 31, 2013, 11:39:33 pm »

BREAK RULE IN FACE
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #896 on: January 01, 2014, 12:08:05 am »

Oppa Gangnam style!
>Team up with pay to conquer multiverse.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #897 on: January 01, 2014, 01:13:55 am »

I shall unlock that door for you!
Use Ragnarok Sword in Keyhole!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: RULES ANNIHILATED, GM CHEATING
« Reply #898 on: January 01, 2014, 01:20:56 am »

Revive self, go on said killing spree.
"HEEEEEEEREEEEEESS JOHNNNNY!"
(4)SWAT TEAM KILLED.

"AHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

Commence Retcon
(4)RETCON RITUAL BEGIN.

BREAK RULE IN FACE
(6)RULE ANNIHILATED, ALONG WITH REGULAR RTD RULES. GM ASSUME TOTAL CONTROL OF ROLLS.

Oppa Gangnam style!
>Team up with pay to conquer multiverse.
(CHEATING)YOU GET HIT BY A METEOR AND DIE.

I shall unlock that door for you!
Use Ragnarok Sword in Keyhole!
(CHEATING)SUCCESSFUL. GM ENTERS PALACE.

[CHEATING]GM CACKLE EVILLY. BEGIN PLOTTING.

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« Last Edit: January 01, 2014, 01:22:48 am by Elephant Parade »
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM PALACE AT CENTER OF THE MULTIVERSE
« Reply #899 on: January 01, 2014, 01:22:16 am »

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah."
Begins murdering kittens with increased viciousness.
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