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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 239019 times)

flabort

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: THE BOLD ARE BURNING
« Reply #570 on: November 24, 2013, 01:19:08 am »

Leave the planet (again) and wait for boldite to obliterate the world.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: THE BOLD ARE BURNING
« Reply #571 on: November 24, 2013, 03:30:05 am »

Serve gm butler master.
(4)YOU GM BUTLER NOW. GM SEND YOU TO PURCHASE GROCERIES.

Watch snakes be dumb anyway and get into the box. then destroy the box and its contents. with lava.

(4)SNAKES JUMP INTO BOX, BUT YOU TOO DEAD TO DESTROY BOX!

Summon an army of animal NPCs.

(6 6)GALACTIC RACE OF ANIMAL NPCs CREATED. ANIMALS BEGIN CONQUERING PLANET.

>Use the powers of animals to make no bold posts have a large bonus.

(5 6)POSTS LACKING BOLD NOW GET 6.

Leave the planet (again) and wait for boldite to obliterate the world.

(1 6)YOU FLING YOURSELF INTO SPACE. LAND ON ANIMAL HOME PLANET. NOW PRISONER.

===NPC TURNS===
(2 6)SNAKES OBLITERATE MAGNETIC POLES IN ESCAPE ATTEMPT.
(4 6)ANIMALS CONQUER WORLD. BUT ANIMALS BECOME PEOPLE IN WEIRD EXTENDED METAPHOR.

===GM TURN===
(4)GM EAT SANDWICH. HEALTH LOST FROM BURNING RESTORED.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2013, 03:37:43 am by Elephant Parade »
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: THE BOLD ARE BURNING
« Reply #572 on: November 24, 2013, 03:31:06 am »

BURN GM'S MOTHER WITH JOKES
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM HEALED BY SANDWICH
« Reply #573 on: November 24, 2013, 03:33:02 am »

ELIMINATE ROLLS FROM GAME
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM HEALED BY SANDWICH
« Reply #574 on: November 24, 2013, 03:39:33 am »

GM CONFUSED BY BBCODE FAILURE. BBCODE ONLY WORK INCORRECTLY ON ONE LINE.
Code: (EVIL BBCODE) [Select]
([S]4[/S] 6)BBCODE HATE GM. GM SAD.
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #575 on: November 24, 2013, 03:57:33 am »

Establish a snake-like variety of laser-powered magnetic radiation wings.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM HEALED BY SANDWICH
« Reply #576 on: November 24, 2013, 07:25:25 am »

Destroy a town with a butter machine gun.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM HEALED BY SANDWICH
« Reply #577 on: November 24, 2013, 07:39:30 am »

Open the Gate of Crazy by sacrificing my soul to the Chaos Gods, flooding the universe with a reality-breaking tide of insanity.

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM HEALED BY TEARS OF THE PLAYERS
« Reply #578 on: November 24, 2013, 07:44:56 am »

Re spawn as Marius
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Persus13

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM HEALED BY SANDWICH
« Reply #579 on: November 24, 2013, 08:34:07 am »

Impede everyone's actions permanently.
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM HEALED BY SANDWICH
« Reply #580 on: November 24, 2013, 01:08:38 pm »

Get sandwiches of the best variety of the masters favorite flavor.
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flabort

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM HEALED BY SANDWICH
« Reply #581 on: November 24, 2013, 01:20:59 pm »

Teleport to an Arabian Nights setting.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: GM HEALED BY SANDWICH
« Reply #582 on: November 24, 2013, 01:41:05 pm »

BURN GM'S MOTHER WITH JOKES

(2)"YO MAMA'S... UM... YO MAMA!"

ELIMINATE ROLLS FROM GAME

(6 6)YOU ELIMINATE ROLLS FROM ALL GAMES. FOREVER.

Establish a snake-like variety of laser-powered magnetic radiation wings.

YOU MAKE WINGS.

Destroy a town with a butter machine gun.

THOSE POOR PEOPLE.

Open the Gate of Crazy by sacrificing my soul to the Chaos Gods, flooding the universe with a reality-breaking tide of insanity.

OH DEAR.

Impede everyone's actions permanently.

-1 PENALTY NOW ON ROLLS THAT AREN'T THERE.

Get sandwiches of the best variety of the masters favorite flavor.

YOU PURCHASE BEEF-AND-CHEESE SANDWICHES.

Teleport to an Arabian Nights setting.

YOU ARRIVE.

===NPC TURNS===
SNAKES TAKE OVER ANTARCTICA.
ANIMALS TAKE OVER TWO MORE PLANETS.

===GM TURN===
GM CLEAR BOARD OF META-ROLLING NONSENSE.
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: META ROLLING NONSENSE DEAD
« Reply #583 on: November 24, 2013, 01:49:29 pm »

Combine beef/cheese sandwich's into 1 giga sandwich, serve it to master.
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Persus13

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: META ROLLING NONSENSE DEAD
« Reply #584 on: November 24, 2013, 01:50:45 pm »

Impede all actions even more.
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