Ugh. I started a turn, then lost it.
Lead my people against the dragon! Save everyone who hasn't started PvP!
(6)Your people charge after the dragon with extreme dedication! They will not do anything else until it is defeated!
(2)They remain unsaved.
...default action: destroy universe.
(6)You destroy the universe. Unfortunately, it turns out that you are the universe (as revealed in a plot twist later on) so you destroy yourself, preventing you from destroying the universe, which is you, so you come back to life.
land, acquire cyber limbs
(6)You land on the ground with so much force that you cause an earthquake!
(2)You are unable to find any cyber limbs nearby.
Become a penguin who is a wiz at computers
(3)You become a chicken who plays video games.
Become a coughamancer! And a smokeamancer!
(6)You become an ULTRA COUGHMANCER! You cough so much that you can't breathe, causing you to die.
Getting a gas mask I see Xantalos and fire magma at him
(5)You get a gas mask so powerful that it sucks up all the gas and removes it from existence.
(6)You fire magma at him, but you fire too much magma and your magma gun explodes, dousing you in magma.
Make remuthra's execution chamber harder to escape from.
(4)It is now slightly harder to escape from!
Sigh in confusion. Walk away to look for another dragon to slay.
(2)You trip and fall on the same rock that was on the tower earlier.
Disappear into another dimension.
(1)You disappear into this dimension. Which is to say, you do nothing.
Reanimate vast armies of zombies and rule the universe with hugs
(3)You summon a dozen zombies.
(5)Your zombies use the power of hugs to rule the universe!
Destroy the building where the chapter is supposed to end.
(6)You destroy the ground everyone is currently standing on! Whoops.
Use power of the laser to heal myself. Use newfound power on derails.
(3)You become slightly less wounded.
(6)You use your healing powers on the derails! The derails gain strength! The dragon gets bored and decides to leave.
Make up with GreatWyrmPyrite. Explain that I thought he was going to kill me.
(6)GreatWyrmPyrite tries to give you a hug, but he is sued by the zombies for copyright infringement. He blames you for this.
Dragon Turn(1)The dragon tries to leave, but hits a tree.
Batman Turn(3)Batman tries to go back to his universe, but the portal is created in a tree.
Trip Rock Turn(3)kj1225 is in danger of stumbling!
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