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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 244139 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2013, 04:35:33 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 01, 2013, 04:33:18 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on September 01, 2013, 04:08:35 pm
Now crash GreatWyrmPyrite into GreatWyrmGold.
Dodge this, causing GreatWyrmPyrite to smash into Remuthra lethally. For Remuthra.
Dodge upwards in this event, landing on GreatWyrmPyrite's head.
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flabort

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #46 on: September 01, 2013, 04:58:35 pm »
Smoke a cigar. Twirl a mustache. Tip a top-hat. None of these things belonging to me.
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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #47 on: September 01, 2013, 09:07:01 pm »
Quote from: wolfchild on September 01, 2013, 04:01:09 pm
Quote from: Coolrune206 on September 01, 2013, 03:37:11 pm
Btw, sorry to ask, but why aren't you at dorfy roll to god, wolfchild? D:

Because I didn't notice that it was dorfy RTD, because of the rename, sorry

Ok then have a laser eye

(4)You do indeed have a laser eye.

Quote from: sjm9876 on September 01, 2013, 04:02:29 pm
Watch chaos unfold. Then burn it. BURN IT ALL.

(5)Everything is now on fire!

Quote from: kj1225 on September 01, 2013, 04:06:11 pm
Use logic to point out that I am either the Peasants or the Emperor and that the GM needs to figure out which before I bomb parliament.

(1)You are both, and yet you are neither...
(1)You bomb yourself.

Quote from: Remuthra on September 01, 2013, 04:08:35 pm
Now crash GreatWyrmPyrite into GreatWyrmGold.

(1)GreatWyrmPyrite forms an alliance with GreatWyrmGold!

Quote from: squidgen on September 01, 2013, 04:21:41 pm
Make my tower club into not-cheese, and kill the derail!

(6)You make your tower into anti-cheese.
(1)The derail is made of cheese! Your tower of anti-cheese is destroyed, but the derail uses Ignore Logic to avoid being wrecked!

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 01, 2013, 04:33:18 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on September 01, 2013, 04:08:35 pm
Now crash GreatWyrmPyrite into GreatWyrmGold.
Dodge this, causing GreatWyrmPyrite to smash into Remuthra lethally. For Remuthra.

(6)You dodge GreatWyrmPyrite's offer of friendship. Dejected, he flies away.

Quote from: Remuthra on September 01, 2013, 04:35:33 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 01, 2013, 04:33:18 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on September 01, 2013, 04:08:35 pm
Now crash GreatWyrmPyrite into GreatWyrmGold.
Dodge this, causing GreatWyrmPyrite to smash into Remuthra lethally. For Remuthra.
Dodge upwards in this event, landing on GreatWyrmPyrite's head.

(1)You dodge into GreatWyrmPyrite's path! He accidentally knocks you away!

Quote from: flabort on September 01, 2013, 04:58:35 pm
Smoke a cigar. Twirl a mustache. Tip a top-hat. None of these things belonging to me.

(1)You purchase all these items. You start to smoke the cigar, but you accidentally set your mustache on fire. The fire spreads to your top hat!

Quote from: Dragon
GRRAAAARGH!

(1)The Dragon tries to use fire breath, but just melts some of its cheesy insides.
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squidgen

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #48 on: September 01, 2013, 09:32:05 pm »
Get my anti-cheese tower back AND KILL ALL THE DERAILS!
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kj1225

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2013, 09:33:25 pm »
Become the Hero Emperor of the people!
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #50 on: September 01, 2013, 09:34:23 pm »
Kill that interdimensional squid
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killerhellhound

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #51 on: September 01, 2013, 09:54:50 pm »
leap from space station and land on the dragon before shooting Remuthra with a !!MAGMA!!GUN
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mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2013, 11:52:50 pm »
Mastahcheese walks up to the derailed thread, picks it up, then lights it up like a pipe and smokes it.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

flabort

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #53 on: September 02, 2013, 12:00:57 am »
purchase another non-smoldering mustache. Marvel on how this can be done.

Then invade the Marvel universe.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #54 on: September 02, 2013, 12:33:33 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on September 01, 2013, 02:24:13 pm
Suddenly become dark lord named Saurom.
Turn everything evil.
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #55 on: September 02, 2013, 01:06:26 am »
Quote from: squidgen on September 01, 2013, 09:32:05 pm
Get my anti-cheese tower back AND KILL ALL THE DERAILS!

(1)You are unable to get back the anti-cheese tower. Strengthened by your failure, the derails grow bolder.

Quote from: kj1225 on September 01, 2013, 09:33:25 pm
Become the Hero Emperor of the people!

(4)The people now view you as their hero, rather than their oppressor.

Quote from: Remuthra on September 01, 2013, 09:34:23 pm
Kill that interdimensional squid

(5)You fire a devastating laser beam from a hidden hat weapon! It hits squidgen! Squidgen is nearly destroyed!

Quote from: killerhellhound on September 01, 2013, 09:54:50 pm
leap from space station and land on the dragon before shooting Remuthra with a !!MAGMA!!GUN

(2)You miss the dragon and land on the ground.
(5)You fire a magma cannon at Remurtha, sealing him into a fiery prison. Unless he escapes, Remurtha will die in 2 turns!

Quote from: mastahcheese on September 01, 2013, 11:52:50 pm
Mastahcheese walks up to the derailed thread, picks it up, then lights it up like a pipe and smokes it.

(5)The entire world is mysteriously filled with smoke! Everyone starts coughing!

Quote from: flabort on September 02, 2013, 12:00:57 am
purchase another non-smoldering mustache. Marvel on how this can be done.

Then invade the Marvel universe.

(2)You just can't find any mustache stores.
(1)Batman pops into this universe and beats you up!

Quote from: Xantalos on September 02, 2013, 12:33:33 am
Quote from: Xantalos on September 01, 2013, 02:24:13 pm
Suddenly become dark lord named Saurom.
Turn everything evil.

(2)You become a gray lord named Arp.
(1)Your spell backfires and turns everything light! The dragon is now a Cheese Unicorn Dragon!

Dragon Turn

(3)The dragon uses a spell of light to summon cheese butterflies!

Batman Turn

(4)Batman throws a Baterang at the dragon. The baterang lightly wounds the dragon.
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kj1225

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #56 on: September 02, 2013, 01:09:46 am »
Lead my people against the dragon! Save everyone who hasn't started PvP!
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #57 on: September 02, 2013, 01:10:22 am »
...default action: destroy universe.
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wolfchild

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2013, 01:20:37 am »
land, acquire cyber limbs
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Quote from: squidgen on September 09, 2013, 07:01:00 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2013, 06:56:12 am
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

flabort

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2013, 01:29:33 am »
Become a penguin who is a wiz at computers
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