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[Elephant Parade]

Steal riot and sell it to angry people. Use funds to build unstoppable zombie cactus pirate robot army.

[ragnarok97071]

ASCEND TO GOD-MAYSHOOD!

[stefmor90]

Steal riot and sell it to angry people. Use funds to build unstoppable zombie cactus pirate robot army.

BILLY MAYS: 5

YOU STEAL ALL THE RIOTERS AND SELL THEM TO THE ANGRY PEOPLE FOR $19.95 + SHIPPING AND HANDLING BUT THE ANGRY PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY THE RIOTERS AND THEY SOLD THEMSELVES OUT SO BILLY MAYS WON THE GAME AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH BILL GATES BUT YOU FUCKING HATE BILL GATES SO IT DIDN'T WORK OUT AND BILL GATES DIED BECAUSE HE DIDN'T BUY ANY CACTUS SHOES.

ASCEND TO GOD-MAYSHOOD!

JESUS MAYS: 4

YOU BECOME JESUS BUT JESUS DOESN'T LIKE THAT SO JESUS PUNCHES JESUS IN THE FACE AND JESUS'S NOSE HURTS.

[ragnarok97071]

OBLITERATE NOT-US-JESUS WITH JESUS EYE-LAZORS.

[Elephant Parade]

Sell Jesus Bill Gates' corpse.

[stefmor90]

OBLITERATE NOT-US-JESUS WITH JESUS EYE-LAZORS.

JESUS MAYS: 3

YOU SHOOT NON-UNITED STATES-JESUS IN THE BALLS WITH YOUR EYE LAZORS BUT YOUR CORNEAS HURT TO DEATH AND YOU DIE.

Sell Jesus Bill Gates' corpse.

JESUS MAYS: 6

YOU SELL BILL GATES JESUS BUT THERE WASN'T ANY JESUS BILL GATES IN THE FIRST PLACE SO YOU THINK THERE IS SO THEN THERE IS SO THEN JESUS BILL GATES GETS SOLD TO THE HITMEN THAT WERE BILLGATES AND BILLGATES BUYS BILLGATES FROM THE HITMEN WHO WAS BOUGHT FROM THAT TIME WHEN THE DEMONS SOLD THE DRAGONS TO THE OTHER DEMONS AND THEN BILL GATES BECAME THE HITMEN BUT SUDDENLY BILL GATES VOMITS ALL OVER YOU AND YOU FEEL DISGUSTING YOU SHOULD KICK HIM IN THE BALLS.

[Elephant Parade]

Stomp on Jesus and Bill Gates using cactus shoes.

[stefmor90]

JESUS MAYS: 3

YOU TRY TO STOMP ON HEADS OF BADGUYS WITH CACTUS SHOE BUT THE SHOES WENT OUT OF WARRANTY AND YOU CAN'T USE THEM IN FEAR OF DAMAGING SHOES SO JESUS AND BILL GATES LAUGH AT YOUR FACE BECAUSE THEY'RE EVIL AND RACIST AND EVIL.

[Elephant Parade]

JESUS MAYS: 3

YOU TRY TO STOMP ON HEADS OF BADGUYS WITH CACTUS SHOE BUT THE SHOES WENT OUT OF WARRANTY AND YOU CAN'T USE THEM IN FEAR OF DAMAGING SHOES SO JESUS AND BILL GATES LAUGH AT YOUR FACE BECAUSE THEY'RE EVIL AND RACIST AND EVIL.

Use loopholes to extend warranty. Attack Jesus and Bill Gates with spinning kick.

[stefmor90]

JESUS MAIDS: 6

YOU EXTEND WARRANTY INTO INFINITY AND THIS BLOWS UP THE UNIVERSE AGAIN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

[Elephant Parade]

Use vast funds to purchase new universe.

[stefmor90]

BILLY MAYS: 2

YOU TRY TO BUY NEW UNIVERSE WITH VAST FUNDS BUT THERE ARE NO FUNDS LEFT BECAUSE YOU DESTROYED THEM. SUDDENLY IT TURNS OUT THAT JESUS AND THE SUN AND BILL GATES AND POSSIBLY HITLER TURNED INTO A GIGANTIC MEGATRON AND YOU NEED TO DESTROY THEM.

Spoiler: SUPER SCARY BOSS BATTLE (click to show/hide)

MEGATRON STATS:
100000000000000000/100000000000000000 HP
12345/12345 MP

BILLY MAYS STATS:
1/1 HP
0/0 MP

[Elephant Parade]

Exploit bugs to trade HP and MP with the boss.

[stefmor90]

BILLY MAYS: 4

YOU USE MAGICAL POWERS TO GET HEALTHS BUT MEGATRON DOESN'T LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT'S CHEATING AND HE HAS 1 HP NOW AND HE'S SAD BECAUSE HE SPENT 400 YEARS IN HIS MOTHERS BASEMENT TO GET TO THE MAX LEVEL AND NOW YOU STOLE ALL OF IT AND HE HAS TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN AND HE RUNS OFF IN A RANDOM DIRECTION BECAUSE HE'S SAD.

[Krath]

GIVE MEGATRON A CUTTING EDGE DEAL FOR HIS HP BACK