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stefmor90

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YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« on: August 25, 2013, 01:56:10 am »
YEAH YOU'RE BILLY MAYS, SELL STUFF. IF YOU FAIL YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE. GREAT JOB.

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« Last Edit: August 25, 2013, 10:33:00 pm by stefmor90 »
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2013, 02:24:48 am »
BILLY MAYS HERE!

BEAT UP VINCE WITH A BUCKET OF MOTHERFUCKING OXYCLEAN!
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stefmor90

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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2013, 02:36:37 am »
BILLY MAIZE: 3

NOW AS YOU CAN SEE, OXYCLEAN REMOVES EVEN THE TOUGHEST OF STAINS

YOU THROW THE BUCKET OF OXYCLEAN AT VINCE AND HE CRIES IN A CORNER. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF.
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2013, 02:38:08 am »
BILLY MAYS HERE!

BUY ONE BUCKET OF OXYCLEAN AND WE'LL THROW IN A FREE CRYING VINCE!
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2013, 02:42:32 am »
BILLY MAYS: 6

YOUR VOICE ECHOS ACROSS THE WORLD, ATTRACTING EVERYONE TO BUY ALL THE OXYCLEAN. YOU SOLD SO MANY OXYCLEANS AND NO ONE GOT FREE VINCE AND NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO SUE YOU.

YOU ARE THROWN OUT OF BUSINESS AND OXYCLEAN HAS DIED. HOBOS ARE TRYING TO GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH, YOU NEED TO KILL THEM.
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2013, 02:46:44 am »
BILLY MAYS HERE!

BUY ONE RANDOM HOBO AND GET ANOTHER ONE FREE*!

*Note that the condition and lives of the hobos are not guaranteed.
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2013, 02:48:58 am »
BILLY MAIDS: 2

YOU TRY TO SELL THE HOBOS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU ANYMORE. ONE OF THE HOBOS COUGH ON YOU AND YOU GET AIDS. THE ONLY CURE WAS OXYCLEAN BUT YOU ACCIDENTALLY SOLD ALL OF IT.
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2013, 02:50:08 am »
Sell the AIDs.
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2013, 02:51:30 am »
BILLY AIDS: 1

YOU SELL THE AIDS TO YOURSELF AND YOU GET MORE AIDS. GREAT JOB.
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2013, 02:52:55 am »
TRADE THE HOBOS FOR OXYCLEAN
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2013, 02:54:28 am »
BILLY MAZE: 3

YOU SELL A HOBO FOR OXYCLEAN BUT THERE IS NO OXYCLEAN BUT YOU GOT OXYCLEAN ANYWAYS.
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2013, 03:04:10 am »
CURE SELF OF AIDS!

SELL REMAINING OXYCLEAN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2013, 03:06:49 am »
BILLY MAGE: 6

YOU SELL ALL THE OXYCLEAN BUT THERE WASN'T ANY MORE MONEY IN THE WORLD TO BUY OXYCLEAN WITH AND THEN YOU BECOME RICHER THAN BILL GATES. BILL GATES GETS ANGRY AND TRIES TO MURDER YOU WITH KNIFE. WHAT DO YOU DO.
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2013, 03:08:06 am »
SELL BILL GATES KNIFE TO HITMAN TO HIRE HIM TO KILL BILL GATES
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Re: YOU ARE BILLY MAYS
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2013, 03:08:56 am »
BILLY MAYS HERE!

THE PERSON WHO BIDS THE MOST SOULS GETS A HOMICIDAL BILL GATES!
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