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Larry looks at the discs a bit confused.  "Well, I'd grab some, but I'm not sure what to do with them."

He looked at Tom a bit expectantly.

[lawastooshort]

"Well... Yes. Changed. Quite. It appears you are asembling a new... Flock, or something, Arch-Magus. How is your ley line manipulation going?"

And then more generally, to all present.

"Is anyone here interested in obtaining ultimate potato-based godly power? I come from afar to ask you this, as a direct representative of god. And unrelated, but would anyone like to challenge themselves with the ultimate Test of Mortality?"

[Xantalos]

"Hey, I forget. Do you have access to any other gods? Bread, bagels, sweet baked goods ... donuts?"

[lawastooshort]

"I am not sure that these other gods are true gods, otherwise they would reveal themselves."

[Xantalos]

"Did the potato god reveal itself to you or did you discover it by means of that portal spell or somesuch?"

[lawastooshort]

"He did indeed reveal Himself to me, although I travelled to His realm to enable this. Totally."

[Xantalos]

"Doesn't that mean you revealed yourself to him? Aren't you a god by that logic?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Well good, that's settled then. So what do we do now?"

"Keep trying to figure out ways to make the first floor uninhabitable, dude. That's priority one."

"I...see. And this rigth place is what, exactly? And why is it the right one?"

The old man raises a finger and shushes you.

"Shh... now is not the time for questions, young man. Go inside and get the briefcase... I'll explain everything then. Do not open it..."

Larry looks at the discs a bit confused.  "Well, I'd grab some, but I'm not sure what to do with them."

He looked at Tom a bit expectantly.

Tom appears to have absolutely no clue. He also looks vaguely irritated.

"You put them in your fuckin' mouth, genius! I thought you'd done this before!" MHC says, several of his mouths laughing as he does. Oldthinker gives him a glare.

"Are they-"

"Cast your fears away! Fight the ocean and you will drown, my man!"

"Well... Yes. Changed. Quite. It appears you are asembling a new... Flock, or something, Arch-Magus. How is your ley line manipulation going?"

"Not so great. Zombie strippers aren't good guards. But I'm thinking magic oughta be good enough if we wanna make this place as dangerous to travelers as possible. Danger scales up the reward, is the guiding principle here."

"Is anyone here interested in obtaining ultimate potato-based godly power? I come from afar to ask you this, as a direct representative of god. And unrelated, but would anyone like to challenge themselves with the ultimate Test of Mortality?"

"You are a direct representative of God?" the weird guy says incredulously. "I doubt the veracity of your claim, profligate!"

"Don't start that again," the lawyer lady says, putting her hand on his shoulder firmly. The man twists his head at her, looking very defensive.

"What's this about ultimate power?"

"Sounds a little, um, shady, dude. Can you, like, tell us more?" the Jesus-looking guy, thus far unobtrusive, speaks up.

[Xantalos]

"I have an apocalyptic spell at my beck and call, I think we'll be able to ward off any intruders.
And also the surrounding buildings.
Plus the first floor's almost entirely coated with lard right now.
The vampire didn't work out."

[lawastooshort]

"Which of you wishes to gaze upon a document that shall strongly support my Righteous Claim? Which of you dares to do so? God wishes i tqke one follower, and one doubter. And also, yes, I am capable of rendering the first floor uninhabitable. More uninhabitable."

[Harry Baldman]

"I have an apocalyptic spell at my beck and call, I think we'll be able to ward off any intruders.
And also the surrounding buildings.
Plus the first floor's almost entirely coated with lard right now.
The vampire didn't work out."

"No, see, the leyline gets more valuable the harder it is to get to. We need to turn this place into a real dungeon if we wanna get an extra bit o' juice from it. I originally thought we could just remodel the place to optimize the energy flows, but that'd take freakin' weeks. Instead we're makin' a dungeon."

"Which of you wishes to gaze upon a document that shall strongly support my Righteous Claim? Which of you dares to do so? God wishes i tqke one follower, and one doubter. And also, yes, I am capable of rendering the first floor uninhabitable. More uninhabitable."

"Show me! Show me this document!" the weird guy says, and you perceive a tone of defiance.

"Guys, take it outside. Seriously," Jo says.

[lawastooshort]

"I can show you, just as God has shown me you Doubt. Here or outside, what do you wish?"

[Harry Baldman]

"I can show you, just as God has shown me you Doubt. Here or outside, what do you wish?"

"Outside, guys. Definitely outside," Jo says. Must be all that talk of ultimate tests of mortality riling her up.

"Outside," the guy nods slowly and grudgingly.

[Xantalos]

"...that's a pretty cool way of powering it up there. Hmm. Allow me to consult my magical thingy guy. I wonder if it's recovered yet.

Eat a donut!

[Xantalos]

"...that's a pretty cool way of powering it up there. Hmm. Allow me to consult my magical thingy guy. I wonder if it's recovered yet.

Eat a donut! Focus on spells with the effect 'self-replicating'.