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[Harry Baldman]

((Man, that spell and I don't get along.  Also, shouldn't it be +2 for being an Angel spell and 4 in Affinity?  Not that it'd really make any difference...))

"Uh, hang on!"

Try again, damn it!

((Actually, that is partly accurate. It should be a +2, but it didn't really matter in this case.))

You attempt to figure out what's gone wrong here, and realize that it's probably all this information coming at you. You decide to power through it with sheer determination, and simultaneously begin to force your will universally, across each and every one of your instances.

[Your affinity roll: 6-->3+1+1+2]

And thus, with a single mighty effort, all of the Arielles every instance of Larry can see begin to glow much more intensely, some of them beginning to symbolically float off the ground. They all seem to find it a very acceptable turn of events, and one Larry in particular seems to be especially pleased with the results.

"Wow. I don't think the water and the blessing were meant to go together, but man, this feels great," seems to be the consensus answer.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Affinity.
"Um I don't know. Wouldn't that kill me?"

[Harry Baldman]

Affinity.
"Um I don't know. Wouldn't that kill me?"

"I wouldn't know. Probably not, I suppose. You could survive in the denture-filled fields, couldn't you?"

[Toaster]

Larry nods.  "Hell yeah for the Mighty Larry!  See ya!  Well done, buddy!" The last was directed with a wink at the lucky Larry.


Wish self back to Earth.

[Pancaek]

"Okay. Couldn't we enter the sewers, like, in another street? Isn't it all connected underground?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Okay. Couldn't we enter the sewers, like, in another street? Isn't it all connected underground?"

"Theoretically, yes! I have not had the chance to ascertain this in practice! But I do know it can get very cramped down there."

[Pancaek]

"Theoretically, yes! I have not had the chance to ascertain this in practice! But I do know it can get very cramped down there."

"All right then. Let's go with that, unless you've got an idea about how to get around these police officers? "

[Harry Baldman]

"All right then. Let's go with that, unless you've got an idea about how to get around these police officers? "

"I could hide you two in my coat and we could walk right past, I think!"

[Pancaek]

"Wouldn't the police get rather suspicious about a cowman with a unnaturally large coat though?"

[lawastooshort]

"Yo Derek? You in there?"

Continue to fall, and shout thus.

[The Froggy Ninja]

((Would I be correct in assuming a Portal is just a Vortex but with less suction?))
"Um... Just give me a sec to open an exit just in case."
Vortex it up!

Spoiler: Dave (click to show/hide)

Current Name:  Dave David Davidson aka Underlord of the Northern Smutlands
Inventory: Matchbook, Investigation Notebook, Half of a Suit
Stats:
Body: 0
Finesse: 0
Mind: 6
Affinity: 1
Spell List:

• Storm of Distracting Underwear
• Inspire Booze
• Thought of Hookers
• Thylacine River
• Invasion of the Undulating Porcelain Gremlin Kings
• Denture Vortex
• Sabotage Angel
• Happy Smut Barrier
• Engulf in Enchanted Angel Ghosts

[Xantalos]

Oh, don't worry. I'm just trying to entertain myself. I'll put the booze back in the bottles once I'm done.

Continue booze parrotification!

[Harry Baldman]

"Wouldn't the police get rather suspicious about a cowman with a unnaturally large coat though?"

"Not in my experience!"

((Would I be correct in assuming a Portal is just a Vortex but with less suction?))

No, actually. It's more the inverse of a vortex.

Also, you forgot to add your point to your sheet.

[Toaster]

((So what he's saying is it sucks for you if you get hit with a vortex, but it really blows if it's a portal.))

[Pancaek]

"You know what, I think I'm just going to trust you on this. I've seen you do pretty impressive stuff before. Allright James, all aboard the cow train"

Have Menkau whisk us past the local constabulary by hiding inside of his coat and get us to the leyline