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[Toaster]

"Thith thit ith wack, bro."

[lawastooshort]

"Thith thit ith wack, bro."

”No way, dudthe. Thith ith awthome. Check out my gutth. They’re potatoethe! Anyway.”

Halesey clears his throat, although you can’t really tell.

”Yeth, mithter O Demon, I did indeed thummon you and I am indeed a withered. I apologithe for the impertinenthe. I withed to know how I could go about obtaining your blething? Do you like eldritch cocaine?”

[Harry Baldman]

"Oh shit, are you all right? Does that hurt? My box contained some rather...troubling information. Somehow I'm not really sure if this is the place we're going to find Trey."

"It doesn't hurt now. It did a moment ago, and it did a whole fucking lot at that. Goddamn traps."

Oh, that yellowish lady had a donut with her of exquisite quality and I rather lost control of myself. It's an addiction, you see.

"A donut, you say?"

"I... Would it help if I just gave him a doughnut? I never wished for anyone to get hurt. I only wanted to give my friend a good first breakfast."

"Donuts for breakfast? How crude."

"He said there are magical donuts at a shop."

"A nearby shop?"

"I did not ask more."

"Somebody told you about magical donuts in a shop and you did not want to know more? We have to be watchful for these things, my boy! Tell us all about the donuts, friend!" the man says, turning to THE DUNKER.

”Yeth, mithter O Demon, I did indeed thummon you and I am indeed a withered. I apologithe for the impertinenthe. I withed to know how I could go about obtaining your blething? Do you like eldritch cocaine?”

"Why, yes! I love eldritch cocaine! Give me some!"

[lawastooshort]

”Aha! You are a demon of exthquithite tathte, I see. Here. It givethe a nithe clean buzzzthf and awethome tentaclth.”

Offer an approximate kilo of eldritch cocaine!

[Pancaek]

"You know, I'm not really feeling these boxes after the ones we opened. What do you say we leave this place and go find Trey?"

[Harry Baldman]

"You know, I'm not really feeling these boxes after the ones we opened. What do you say we leave this place and go find Trey?"

"Yeah, screw this, let's go somewhere else."

[Pancaek]

"You know, I'm not really feeling these boxes after the ones we opened. What do you say we leave this place and go find Trey?"

"Yeah, screw this, let's go somewhere else."

"Allrighty then. Let's hope the next door is more promising than this one."

Exit this room! then enter another random door in the hallway!

[Xantalos]

Oh, you eat them, then you're transported to a black void where you dodge lasers until you're hit by one and then a pink voice gives you magical powers.

[Harry Baldman]

Oh, you eat them, then you're transported to a black void where you dodge lasers until you're hit by one and then a pink voice gives you magical powers.

"Naturally. Is there more you can tell us?"

[Xantalos]

Like?

[Harry Baldman]

Like?

"For instance, magical powers. What about them?"

[Xantalos]

They seem to be about summoning various objects - canned goods, lottery tickets, underwear, stuff like that.

[Harry Baldman]

They seem to be about summoning various objects - canned goods, lottery tickets, underwear, stuff like that.

"I can confirm that."

"Hm. Well, that brings me to the most important question - who are you working for exactly?"

[Xantalos]

No one in particular. My stomach and endorphin glands, I suppose.

[Parisbre56]

Eta just watches all this unsure of what to do, mostly trying not to have mean thoughts about the man who found her choice of breakfast inappropriate. She had kinda gave up hope on figuring out why that man was doing this. Because he was either crazy or some very sneaky guy that was very good at pretending he was crazy.