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[The Froggy Ninja]

Cast another underwear storm and hope it does what real tornado do when they collide.

[Parisbre56]

Well that was unexpected.

Eta stared at the man for a few moments in surprise.
Well, it's not like I haven't seen strange things.
"...please tell me that wasn't something you ate?"

[Toaster]

((I meant light the loose cocaine in the alley on fire.  You know, the swirling particulate matter.  I'm sure nothing bad will happen when a flame is applied to a suspended airborne dust.))

[Nunzillor]

Bad?  More like awesome!

Edit: especially for waitlisters!

[Toaster]

No one has actually died yet!

[Nunzillor]

A sad state of affairs indeed!  And one that, I believe, can easily be fixed through the implementation of awesome ideas like the one you so sagely suggested!

[Xantalos]

Well that was unexpected.

Eta stared at the man for a few moments in surprise.
Well, it's not like I haven't seen strange things.
"...please tell me that wasn't something you ate?"

No, I ate several hallucinogenic donuts that this nice lady gave to me.

[Parisbre56]

Well that was unexpected.

Eta stared at the man for a few moments in surprise.
Well, it's not like I haven't seen strange things.
"...please tell me that wasn't something you ate?"

No, I ate several hallucinogenic donuts that this nice lady gave to me.

Eta slowly set the doughnut down.
"...oookayyy... So you ate hallucinogenic doughnuts that filled your throat with underwear?" she asked slowly, like talking to a crazy person or wild animal, trying to understand what's going on and how quickly she should run out of there.

[Xantalos]

Well, a donut that makes you have a vision of dodging lasers and then gives you magical powers may or may not be hallucinogenic. Pretty good donuts, too.

[Parisbre56]

Well, a donut that makes you have a vision of dodging lasers and then gives you magical powers may or may not be hallucinogenic. Pretty good donuts, too.

Yep, he's clearly insane.
... or is he? It's not like matchboxes that give you magical powers are all that normal either.
"So it's like a challenge... And if you do well, you gain magic?"
Yeah, that definitely sounds familiar.

[Xantalos]

It more seemed like the pink voice was amused at my dodging abilities, but yes. Are you going to eat that?

[Parisbre56]

It more seemed like the pink voice was amused at my dodging abilities, but yes. Are you going to eat that?

"Not really, I just ate a healthy carrot-filled breakfast. I just wanted the doughnut for a friend. And I already have all the magic I need, sooo" Eta turned to face the shopkeeper with a mildly angry look "why, exactly, are you doing this?"
If I intimidate her, I could perhaps learn more about this "magic" thing...

Talk to the shopkeeper to extract information! Surely nothing wrong can happen with a bit of interrogating!

[Harry Baldman]

"Not really, I just ate a healthy carrot-filled breakfast. I just wanted the doughnut for a friend. And I already have all the magic I need, sooo" Eta turned to face the shopkeeper with a mildly angry look "why, exactly, are you doing this?"

The girl, who has been watching the back-and-forth attentively, smiles at you.

"Mostly because I wanted to know if lacing donuts with evoked cocaine would make them more appealing. But turns out they start to do something else entirely. Pretty wild, gotta say. Wizard science high-five?" she says, raising her palm triumphantly.

[Pancaek]

"Right. So, what, exactly, would happen when I jump over the railing? And what's belowdeck?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Right. So, what, exactly, would happen when I jump over the railing? And what's belowdeck?"

"Haven't the faintest on both counts."