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Aklyon

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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9720 on: February 01, 2014, 07:15:41 pm »

"Well you look like a castle, and you talk like you're atop a castle, so I'm guessing you're from a SPACE CASTLE. How big is the God-Emperor's SPACE CASTLE?"
"ITS A FUCKING PLANET!"
Vix is surprised by that to the point of not continuing to shout.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9721 on: February 01, 2014, 07:16:13 pm »

Kyle and Kyle are still sitting on the large thing.
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9722 on: February 01, 2014, 07:16:58 pm »

"Well you look like a castle, and you talk like you're atop a castle, so I'm guessing you're from a SPACE CASTLE. How big is the God-Emperor's SPACE CASTLE?"
"ITS A FUCKING PLANET!"
"Guywhocan'tsuplexabuildingsayswhat?"
"FUCK YOU! I'VE SUPLEXED MOTHERFUCKING BUILDINGS BEFORE!"

"Outhouses, maybe. It'd fit with the smell of you." She smirks.
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9723 on: February 01, 2014, 07:18:41 pm »

"Well you look like a castle, and you talk like you're atop a castle, so I'm guessing you're from a SPACE CASTLE. How big is the God-Emperor's SPACE CASTLE?"
"ITS A FUCKING PLANET!"
Vix is surprised by that to the point of not continuing to shout.
"DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO YOU FUCKING HERETIC!"
"Well you look like a castle, and you talk like you're atop a castle, so I'm guessing you're from a SPACE CASTLE. How big is the God-Emperor's SPACE CASTLE?"
"ITS A FUCKING PLANET!"
"Guywhocan'tsuplexabuildingsayswhat?"
"FUCK YOU! I'VE SUPLEXED MOTHERFUCKING BUILDINGS BEFORE!"

"Outhouses, maybe. It'd fit with the smell of you." She smirks.
"SAYS MISS MOTHERFUCKING TIGHT PANTS!"
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9724 on: February 01, 2014, 07:25:31 pm »

"Guywhocan'tsuplexabuildingsayswhat?"
"FUCK YOU! I'VE SUPLEXED MOTHERFUCKING BUILDINGS BEFORE!"

"Outhouses, maybe. It'd fit with the smell of you." She smirks.
"SAYS MISS MOTHERFUCKING TIGHT PANTS!"

"Hey! These are all that were available, you ass!"
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9725 on: February 01, 2014, 07:27:45 pm »

"Guywhocan'tsuplexabuildingsayswhat?"
"FUCK YOU! I'VE SUPLEXED MOTHERFUCKING BUILDINGS BEFORE!"

"Outhouses, maybe. It'd fit with the smell of you." She smirks.
"SAYS MISS MOTHERFUCKING TIGHT PANTS!"

"Hey! These are all that were available, you ass!"
"UH-HUH! ANY LESS FUCKING CLOTHING AND THIS WOULD BE A TOTALLY FUCKING  DIFFERENT TYPE OF GAME!"
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9726 on: February 01, 2014, 07:28:28 pm »

"Well you look like a castle, and you talk like you're atop a castle, so I'm guessing you're from a SPACE CASTLE. How big is the God-Emperor's SPACE CASTLE?"
"ITS A FUCKING PLANET!"
Vix is surprised by that to the point of not continuing to shout.
"DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO YOU FUCKING HERETIC!"
Vix grumbles something about loud, heavily armored religions and throws an icicle in the angry marine's general direction before going back to his milkshake.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9727 on: February 01, 2014, 07:32:24 pm »

"Well you look like a castle, and you talk like you're atop a castle, so I'm guessing you're from a SPACE CASTLE. How big is the God-Emperor's SPACE CASTLE?"
"ITS A FUCKING PLANET!"
Vix is surprised by that to the point of not continuing to shout.
"DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO YOU FUCKING HERETIC!"
Vix grumbles something about loud, heavily armored religions and throws an icicle in the angry marine's general direction before going back to his milkshake.
Angerus throws a large rock in Vix's general direction.
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9728 on: February 01, 2014, 07:36:28 pm »

"Guywhocan'tsuplexabuildingsayswhat?"
"FUCK YOU! I'VE SUPLEXED MOTHERFUCKING BUILDINGS BEFORE!"

"Outhouses, maybe. It'd fit with the smell of you." She smirks.
"SAYS MISS MOTHERFUCKING TIGHT PANTS!"

"Hey! These are all that were available, you ass!"
"UH-HUH! ANY LESS FUCKING CLOTHING AND THIS WOULD BE A TOTALLY FUCKING  DIFFERENT TYPE OF GAME!"

Suddenly, with a burst of emerald flames, Diana is in full armor, a massive black sword in her hand.

"I WILL SHOVE MY DAIKLAVE UP YOUR GIANT ARMORED ASSHOLE!"
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9729 on: February 01, 2014, 07:38:50 pm »

"Guywhocan'tsuplexabuildingsayswhat?"
"FUCK YOU! I'VE SUPLEXED MOTHERFUCKING BUILDINGS BEFORE!"

"Outhouses, maybe. It'd fit with the smell of you." She smirks.
"SAYS MISS MOTHERFUCKING TIGHT PANTS!"

"Hey! These are all that were available, you ass!"
"UH-HUH! ANY LESS FUCKING CLOTHING AND THIS WOULD BE A TOTALLY FUCKING  DIFFERENT TYPE OF GAME!"

Suddenly, with a burst of emerald flames, Diana is in full armor, a massive black sword in her hand.

"I WILL SHOVE MY DAIKLAVE UP YOUR GIANT ARMORED ASSHOLE!"

Angerus bangs his powerbat on the ground.
"COME AT ME IF YA THINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH!"
Suddenly Wanderer in the middle of the fight.
"Hold yer dang horses! Ah will shoot both of y'all if y'all don't stop!"
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9730 on: February 01, 2014, 07:40:46 pm »

"Guywhocan'tsuplexabuildingsayswhat?"
"FUCK YOU! I'VE SUPLEXED MOTHERFUCKING BUILDINGS BEFORE!"

"Outhouses, maybe. It'd fit with the smell of you." She smirks.
"SAYS MISS MOTHERFUCKING TIGHT PANTS!"

"Hey! These are all that were available, you ass!"
"UH-HUH! ANY LESS FUCKING CLOTHING AND THIS WOULD BE A TOTALLY FUCKING  DIFFERENT TYPE OF GAME!"

Suddenly, with a burst of emerald flames, Diana is in full armor, a massive black sword in her hand.

"I WILL SHOVE MY DAIKLAVE UP YOUR GIANT ARMORED ASSHOLE!"

Angerus bangs his powerbat on the ground.
"COME AT ME IF YA THINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH!"
Suddenly Wanderer in the middle of the fight.
"Hold yer dang horses! Ah will shoot both of y'all if y'all don't stop!"

((DianaxAngerus OTP, by the way :P))

She frowns, then slams the tip of the daiklave into the ground, burying the first foot of it there, her hands resting on the pommel.
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9731 on: February 01, 2014, 07:42:31 pm »

Kyle and Kyle looks at each other before the go under the tarp. Then the tarp flies off. They are in a MASSIVE FUCKING TANK. They ride over to the group.
"What seems to be the problem here?"
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9732 on: February 01, 2014, 07:43:38 pm »

"Guywhocan'tsuplexabuildingsayswhat?"
"FUCK YOU! I'VE SUPLEXED MOTHERFUCKING BUILDINGS BEFORE!"

"Outhouses, maybe. It'd fit with the smell of you." She smirks.
"SAYS MISS MOTHERFUCKING TIGHT PANTS!"

"Hey! These are all that were available, you ass!"
"UH-HUH! ANY LESS FUCKING CLOTHING AND THIS WOULD BE A TOTALLY FUCKING  DIFFERENT TYPE OF GAME!"

Suddenly, with a burst of emerald flames, Diana is in full armor, a massive black sword in her hand.

"I WILL SHOVE MY DAIKLAVE UP YOUR GIANT ARMORED ASSHOLE!"

Angerus bangs his powerbat on the ground.
"COME AT ME IF YA THINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH!"
Suddenly Wanderer in the middle of the fight.
"Hold yer dang horses! Ah will shoot both of y'all if y'all don't stop!"

((DianaxAngerus OTP, by the way :P))

She frowns, then slams the tip of the daiklave into the ground, burying the first foot of it there, her hands resting on the pommel.
"Now then, Ah think we can settle this all peaceful lik-"
"MOVE HERETIC, I NEED TO KILL THE FUCKING WHORE!"
The Wanderer pulls out...[5] A bolter.
"AH WELL SHOOT Y'ALL IN THA FUCKIN FACE!"
((Nah, WandererxDiana.))
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9733 on: February 01, 2014, 07:47:48 pm »

"Guywhocan'tsuplexabuildingsayswhat?"
"FUCK YOU! I'VE SUPLEXED MOTHERFUCKING BUILDINGS BEFORE!"

"Outhouses, maybe. It'd fit with the smell of you." She smirks.
"SAYS MISS MOTHERFUCKING TIGHT PANTS!"

"Hey! These are all that were available, you ass!"
"UH-HUH! ANY LESS FUCKING CLOTHING AND THIS WOULD BE A TOTALLY FUCKING  DIFFERENT TYPE OF GAME!"

Suddenly, with a burst of emerald flames, Diana is in full armor, a massive black sword in her hand.

"I WILL SHOVE MY DAIKLAVE UP YOUR GIANT ARMORED ASSHOLE!"

Angerus bangs his powerbat on the ground.
"COME AT ME IF YA THINK YOUR 'ARD ENOUGH!"
Suddenly Wanderer in the middle of the fight.
"Hold yer dang horses! Ah will shoot both of y'all if y'all don't stop!"

((DianaxAngerus OTP, by the way :P))

She frowns, then slams the tip of the daiklave into the ground, burying the first foot of it there, her hands resting on the pommel.
"Now then, Ah think we can settle this all peaceful lik-"
"MOVE HERETIC, I NEED TO KILL THE FUCKING WHORE!"
The Wanderer pulls out...[5] A bolter.
"AH WELL SHOOT Y'ALL IN THA FUCKIN FACE!"
((Nah, WandererxDiana.))

"THIS SON OF A BITCH INSULTED MY HONOR!"
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Re: Everything: Gaiden
« Reply #9734 on: February 01, 2014, 07:49:33 pm »

Vix freezes the rock, which splinters on impact with his staff, though still knocks him over from the momentum. He then gets up and watches the stand-off while the cryswarm collects all the bits of icy rock.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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