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[highmax28]

Wait a minute. WHO OPENED HFS!?!?!?

[Bokaza]

Wait a minute. WHO OPENED HFS!?!?!?

Fear not my friend... this on has a most extreme crazy dwarfy uberdwarfy solution to that problem... if it works.

Journal of Bokaza, entry 4:

The new mayor a miner, one from our ranks. A few weeks ago, he called me to his office and told me that, since the main dig is almost complete, I'm to be removed from it and tasked with digging out and smoothing his new tomb. He also stressed that it should be kept secret. When I asked why the secrecy and why he needs a tomb in a first place he just laughed and told me to get to it.
I went to the doc for a checkup. He told me my wounds have almost healed completely and that I don't have to use the crutch anymore. Only the infection on my shoulder doesn't seem to heal due to a lack of water that has been plaguing us for months. A top of that, it seems the screaming fella in the torture chamber finally die. Of thirst no less. The damn turkey is still there. Some more people are on a death roll it seems, unless we find water.
As soon as we've dug out and smoothed the tomb, a dwarfs started surging in bringing gold statues and furniture along with some  memorial slabs. When they were done, the Mayor came and told me to get some engravers and help them engrave the entire thing! Months of work! That was too much. I told him I won't do it, he just laughed, gave me a pat on the back and keys to the Captain of the Guard's quarters.
I like the new mayor.

[Bokaza]

Sorry for not doing any updates for 2 days... my windows kept crushing so I had to reinstall the windows. Gonna finish and upload till by tomorrow.   

Journal of Bokaza, entry 5:

Works on the main dig is finished. I've heard mayor say it's suppose to be some kind of trap for whatever is outside. Everyone around the fort is in a state of preparation. Yesterday, major ordered all of the dwarfs that can wield a pick to come and meet him in his office. He said someone has to break the wall for the trap to work and that dwarf would be putting his life in great peril. Suffice to say whatever is outside has all of the miners spooked. Seeing that none of these cowards are going to I offered to do it, but under the condition that the Mayor gives me his own tomb for my body since I don't want to be buried with these cowards. He was angry, but he agreed.
Tomorrow I'll be heading out to what could be my death.

[highmax28]

We salute you, oh stupi- I mean, brave soul!

[Bokaza]

We salute you, oh stupi- I mean, brave soul!

Dwarfs have feelings too you know 

[exodius1]

We salute you, oh stupi- I mean, brave soul!

Dwarfs have feelings too you know 

You know, between me locking everyone in depths of the fortress and someone allowing Clowns to run around i almost forgot that it was a case^^

[Bokaza]

Sorry for not finishing today like I said... I was busy + started watching Stargate SG-1 recently and kind of overstepped the 3 episodes par day limit.
I'll upload it tomorrow for sure.

Journal of Bokaza, entry 6:

The operation seemed to have went well, up until it completely failed. I went up, broke the wall and went down to the gate to get back to safety. The Mayor was shocked at first that I even survived, but after couple of days he started ranting something about bait not being enough. He said that we need more sacrifice and ordered massive amounts of chains forged. When weeks passed without his orders not being fulfilled, it was discovered that the manager entered the trap building and hasn't come out yet. Mayor immediately had him replaced by some other dorf. When a week passed without his orders being done, The Mayor also had him replaced for spending all of his working time in the dining hall. He officially renamed him "worst manager ever". The new one was renamed "new manager" so he doesn't forget his job.

[Bokaza]

Journal of Bokaza, entry 7:

The life inside the fortress seems to be going normal. Other then one of the forge-workers staying inside his forge day and night drawing skeletons, metal bars and blocks, everyone else is going about their daily jobs. The mayor on the other hand, angry at the constant failures of the trap, has decided to drop leadership of the fort. He will keep his mayoral position, at least until the end of the year.  Since paper is becoming scarce and doing this hasn't helped return my memory, I won't be writing this journal from now on.

Here you go: http://www.2shared.com/file/k03i0WEm/Mineforest.html

[Sindain]

Ah they didn't take the bait? how sad.

[Bokaza]

So... is Timeless gonna take it or are we starting the turns over? We could start from the end if you prefer 

[highmax28]

I'll give him a PM, then we'll see

[Timeless Bob]

Just read the boards today and... hey lookit that! I have a turn! I'll DL the latest save and start it immediately.

(Sorry - Sindain's "teal" on the 1st post had me thinking that Bokaza's journals were Sindain's for some reason) <facepalm>


OK, I've got it DL'd and unpacked - let's see just what kind of crazy we've got going on here...

[highmax28]

Just read the boards today and... hey lookit that! I have a turn! I'll DL the latest save and start it immediately.

(Sorry - Sindain's "teal" on the 1st post had me thinking that Bokaza's journals were Sindain's for some reason) <facepalm>


OK, I've got it DL'd and unpacked - let's see just what kind of crazy we've got going on here...

I've been busy with classes/tests/projects/work/Bloody Age of Artifice/Reading Wheel of Time/This/Tonguebanners so much that I forgot to update the OP for whos up Whoops...

[Timeless Bob]

No worries, It happens.

In Mineforest news, Young Miss, Timeless Lolokonel has arrived at Mineforest only to find to her horror that the entire population has been struck with a virulent (demonic?) memetic plague.  More updates to follow...

[Sindain]

Ooo yay, plague. I'm glad I'm not the one to deal with that.