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[SOLDIER First]

((*sacrifices Lyle to the girls*
"H-hey! Why me?"
Because you have reproductive organs and I doubt that any of the girls wants a wolf penis two centimeters into their butt.
"You make one mistake..
also, it's two and a half centimeters."))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Will hears a very drunk and German voice inside his head.
Claim her fer yershelf! Do it lad! Ya know ya want to!

<One, I already have a girlfriend. Two, she's a filthy idiot which is practically the opposite of my type. Three, she's mirror-me, so I'm pretty damn sure that counts as incest.>

[mcclay]

Will hears a very drunk and German voice inside his head.
Claim her fer yershelf! Do it lad! Ya know ya want to!

<One, I already have a girlfriend. Two, she's a filthy idiot which is practically the opposite of my type. Three, she's mirror-me, so I'm pretty damn sure that counts as incest.>

One, thass an issue? Two, sho, makesh it more fun. Three, nah, it doeshn't. Trusht me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

<Yes it does, no it doesn't, pretty sure it would.>

[kj1225]

"... Can you bring the other mirror people here?"
Kyle asks tilting his head and hoping she was able to back with ease.

[mcclay]

<Yes it does, no it doesn't, pretty sure it would.>

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, jush do it. Shaint'sh ordersh.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"... Can you bring the other mirror people here?"
Kyle asks tilting his head and hoping she was able to back with ease.

<What are you planning.>
"Probably. Let me just--"
She vanishes.

<Yes it does, no it doesn't, pretty sure it would.>

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, jush do it. Shaint'sh ordersh.

<One, you're drunk; two, saints don't have any official power; three, I don't even worship your god.>

[SOLDIER First]

((What's a god to a non-believer?))

[Projeck37]

For those in the castle near a TV, they see something on the local news about a flaming ball of metal falling towards a village a few kilometers away from the party.
Before they have time to react, a shock wave blasts the castle, knocking a few objects over on desks, dressers, and the like.
If one to look out a window, they could see the plume of smoke.

[mcclay]

Blah, thish here Kyle boy getsh it. Ya gotsh to getsh all the womensh. Glad Beth didn't fall fer you, probably shtill be ah virgin.

[kj1225]

"... I have a plan?"
Kyle looks at Will in confusion.

((Nothing. But they can smite them all the same so it's fine.))

Kyle sighs and walks out pushing his armor's donning button as he goes.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((What's a god to a non-believer?))

((Will's from a world where the gods commonly interact with the world. See Marvel's Thor.
Also, we've talked with a lot of gods.))

"... I have a plan?"
Kyle looks at Will in confusion.

"Why does that make me feel LESS worried?"

For those in the castle near a TV, they see something on the local news about a flaming ball of metal falling towards a village a few kilometers away from the party.
Before they have time to react, a shock wave blasts the castle, knocking a few objects over on desks, dressers, and the like.
If one to look out a window, they could see the plume of smoke.

"Well. That's unfortunate."
Will tosses Kyle out of his room and heads for a window overlooking the crash site.

Blah, thish here Kyle boy getsh it. Ya gotsh to getsh all the womensh. Glad Beth didn't fall fer you, probably shtill be ah virgin.

<Also not my type. And is Kyle really the best role model?>

[RangerCado]

Meme immediately runs off to make sure Momo was okay!

Conny wakes up in shock and tries to soothe Elizabeth.

Selina is at Maria's house? Cuddling.

Luna gets annoyed and continues trying to calm down Jaque.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Momo is glad to see Meme!

[SOLDIER First]

Lyle looks out the window.

"Gosh darnit, this place is so weird."

((

* Sentient Bowtie re-deactivates his joke module.

))