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[Empiricist]

<Hmm.. really? Is Abraxas close to him or somesuch?>

[Atnegam]

Mallory broke from the hug for a moment, "If you tell anyone about this you're so dead you know right?" The smile on his face showed he was just joking with him. He cleared his throat as he looked away for a second, "Now then uh... From what I understand you uh..... Well... Hm... How about this, I'm sorta tired and cold. If I happen to end up in a bed and you get in when I'm not looking, I'm not responsible if my body happens to cuddle and/or spoon for warmth." Mallory gets up then and moves over to his bed and proceeds to lie down.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

<Hmm.. really? Is Abraxas close to him or somesuch?>

>Oh, definitely.<

[Empiricist]

<Oh, no wonder, I probably should thank him further later then... is the any method of determining precisely what my organ were replaced with?>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Probably with an organic-metal composite, as Chiron was there, I hear. You'll be a bit heavier, but it's a lot harder to damage your organs.<

[Empiricist]

<Oh, okay, thanks, so how have you been considering the tumult of recent days?>
[To: Abraxas] <About the operation...>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Very....interesting.<
>If you want to thank Hephaestus, I am willing to take a message for him.<

[Empiricist]

[To: Abraxas] <Yes please, I also wish to express my gratitude for organizing such a procedure in such short notice... also... so I don't find out in an awkward manner... would you happen to know how functional my, reproductive, organ are? Are they still as nonfunctional as I hope they are?>
<How's Britain?>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>It is well.<
>......that is not a matter I can easily ascertain. Knowing Chiron, he probably assumed that was a problem.....that might be troubling for you.<

[Empiricist]

[To: Abraxas] <Oh... that very much could be a problem... I there any method to verify, aside from the obvious of course.>
<Ah, have you gone out much?>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Somewhat.<
>Ask someone who can verify biological functions. My experience is in magic, philosophy and sentience.<

[Empiricist]

<I presume you had to disguise yourself lest you trigger a stampede of fans?>
[To: Abraxas] <Very well, thank you.>
[To: Chiron] <...During the operation... what were my reproductive organs replaced with?>

A singularity-based, divine woodchipper system. You people make too many fade to blacks so we figured some deterrence measures could be used.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>I am still unrecognizeable enough to go out in public.<
>...I replaced it with a functioning version of your non-functional organs. I assumed that was one of the issues with your body.

Why, is there something wrong?"<
((Hilarious, but not IC for Chiron. It would be for Hephaestus, but he hasn't known Cyrielle long enough. ))

[Empiricist]

[To: Chiron] <I'm not entirely sure... though it is rather worrying seeing as I actually haven't reached, well, maturity in that department... so I am rather concerned as to how my body would react to that sudden development...>
<Ah, so what have you been doing?>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>.....as am I. If you notice any changes, you contact a mortal doctor, and then me.<
">Sightseeing.<