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[wolfchild]

It's...a white wolf, with Bes sitting on top. The wolf is covered in orange markings and has tufts of fur implying wings on it's limbs.

Of course, why leave it to one pantheon at a time?

Kyle blinks.
"I feel like I have the perfect chance to make a joke involving the insult that shares a name with the word for a female dog."

Even start, and I am going to go full dragon and sit on you

Amaterasu glares at him.

"I like her already"

Amaterasu sighs, shaking her head.
"Where is Hainuwele?"

I think she is out the back

<...Are you trying to have two enraged sun gods in the same week?>

<Of course he must, what he has for a brain is not highly coherent>

Keith doesn't look like he want the hotdogs but eats them anyways.

((Wimps. We fight monsters and shit in the morning for fun.))

They are mediocre.
"Are they good, ~~Keithie-Pie~~"
She looks really excited for his answer.

"Arrgh! Can't Breathe!, Drowning in Sap"

Bethany enters the foyer, pulling along Keith and a plate of hotdogs.
"Who wants like, hotdogs!"

"I'll give one a try"

"Of course, let it flow. Nobody should stay thirsty or sober on this glorious day, where Hainuwele has written history as the most influential fingerling of the millenium. Except Meme, you get milk! But let us celebrate the day by adding more chocolate syrup into the milk than the packaging advices!"

"I'll stay sober thanks, alcohol vapor is very flammable, and meme, don't have that chocolate syrup, Let's make real drinking chocolate instead, with dark chocolate"

"I could have just decided that the dog joke was better. Anyways Hai is somewhere around here. She and Will seem to follow me around and insult my intelligence."

"To do so, you would--never mind, too obvious."

"Not for him probably, Kyle let me spell it out, you need to have something for it to be insulted"

"Of course, let it flow. Nobody should stay thirsty or sober on this glorious day..."

Will twitches slightly when sobriety is brought up.

"Everyone cuts loose and makes mistakes they later regret Will, don't dwell on it, just do something about it"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"It's Kyle, he probably can get her pregnant just by touching her."

"Don't exaggerate."

[kj1225]

"I hold within me the blessed waters of the Rainbow Serpent. It's not really exaggeration probably."

[Akroma]

"The freaking rainbow serpent itself erupted in our frontyard to proclaim him the vessel of divine fertily, I am not sure wether I am exagerating"

[USEC_OFFICER]

"The freaking rainbow serpent itself erupted in our frontyard to proclaim him the vessel of divine fertily, I am not sure wether I am exagerating"

Neferis nods slightly, _"Yes."

[kj1225]

Kyle shrugs. And then he starts hugging Hai.
"Since I normally can't do this I'm gonna make up for the cute hugs I missed."

[Akroma]

"Stay away from you you baby magnet!"


Hainuwele points her needle at the walking semen

[kj1225]

"I will hug you! No amount of impalement will change that!"
Kyle says going in for the hug.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"The freaking rainbow serpent itself erupted in our frontyard to proclaim him the vessel of divine fertily, I am not sure wether I am exagerating"

"Easy way to test."
Will is about to push Hai onto Kyle...but Kyle beats him to it.
"Or that works, too."

"I will hug you! No amount of impalement will change that!"

"...You need to see some kind of doctor."

[Akroma]

Hainuwele impales Kyles foot, pinning him to the ground.


"Neferis do someting! If he touches me, bad things will happen! Then he won't be able to play with you anymore!"

[kj1225]

Kyle looks at his foot in surprise.
"You actually did it! You crazy bitch! If I could impregnate women with a touch every female here would be pregnant!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hainuwele impales Kyles foot, pinning him to the ground.

"Neferis do someting! If he touches me, bad things will happen! Then he won't be able to play with you anymore!"

"Hai, if you dare ad another person to your body count in this household, you won't live to see your people freed from their self-imposed exile. Or to see the cuckoo clock go off again."

[kj1225]

Kyle looks at Will.
"When did we get a cuckoo clock?"

[Akroma]

Hainuwele leaves Kyles foot impaled and gets the fuck away from him. Too big the risk. Remember the part where fingerlings have up to 8 children per birth. Two fertility-superlatives must not meet.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Kyle looks at Will.
"When did we get a cuckoo clock?"

"Third floor hallway, two doors to the left from the stairway. Very nearly right above the second floor's grandfather clock."

Hainuwele leaves Kyles foot impaled and gets the fuck away from him. Too big the risk. Remember the part where fingerlings have up to 8 children per birth. Two fertility-superlatives must not meet.

Will retrieves the needle.
<Conny, heal your primary boyfriend.>