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[USEC_OFFICER]

"I'd rather not.."

"Oh... Okay..."

((Congratulations Kyle, you just impregnated a wall.))

((In a simulation being run on the bracelet server. Lord Armok only knows how that works.))

[Empiricist]

((Congratulations Kyle, you just impregnated a wall.))

((In a simulation being run on the bracelet server. Lord Armok only knows how that works.))

((Who knows? Seeing as it hasn't happened in the real world and what people perceive is still subjective, the two people involved may perceive a completely different child or Kyle may have a child from his point of view whilst Neferis does not from her point of view.))

[Twi]

Well, since Alt!Marie is out of the anti-magic field, she is now also Real!Marie by being connected to her other half. She instantly monofilaments herself to the plane, or at least tries to.
[100!+15]
[100!+25]
Well, shit.
There is now a Marie latched onto the plane. She is RUINING THE AERODYNAMICS. >:C
DAMN IT CADO. FERRAM IS NOT PLEASED. THE THIN MAN WILL COME FOR YOU.
Asuna smiles and gives Tobias a bit of a snuggle.

[USEC_OFFICER]

((Who knows? Seeing as it hasn't happened in the real world and what people perceive is still subjective, the two people involved may perceive a completely different child or Kyle may have a child from his point of view whilst Neferis does not from her point of view.))

((In other words we wait for Elf to swoop in with a karma roll or two, is that what you're saying?))

[Empiricist]

((It's only a karma roll if it gets too explicit. I'm saying that you may have a lag baby that only appears in one user's mind.))

[USEC_OFFICER]

((It's only a karma roll if it gets too explicit. I'm saying that you may have a lag baby that only appears in one user's mind.))

((... Wat. This was only supposed to be a once-off character too, damn it!))

[Xantalos]

((Hey. Hey USEC. You said wait for it.
Still waiting. What for?
I have many puppies I must kill if there's no twist.))

[Empiricist]

((Well they didn't actually sleep together in the real world, so the baby would pretty much just be Kyle's delusion with Neferim not seeing it because she didn't know about his fertility and then raise some philosophical questions about whether the delusion is sentient or not. That's what I'm hoping for at least.))

[Projeck37]

"Sorry to disappoint... I'm not one to look at things I miss out on..."
and then snuggle. He seems quite uncomfortable.
"Err..."
Oh dear. Well, um... the aerodynamics is indeed messed up. It seems a bit of a struggle for the pilots to keep leveled.
Make a STR roll and an END roll.

[kj1225]

((And Keith is restated.))
(64) Keith dodges. With a glare he (51 one point over the usual success stated by Elf correct?) Returns the favor managing to (barely) tackle the guy and... (109) utterly brutalizing him with a variety of punches and stabs to the face.
((Expect high strength rolls from regular Keith a lot. He has thirty in it.))


Kyle is cuddling with Neferis satisfied.

[mcclay]

((And Keith is restated.))
(64) Keith dodges. With a glare he (51 one point over the usual success stated by Elf correct?) Returns the favor managing to (barely) tackle the guy and... (109) utterly brutalizing him with a variety of punches and stabs to the face.
((Expect high strength rolls from regular Keith a lot. He has thirty in it.))


Kyle is cuddling with Neferis satisfied.

Keith tackles a Nercon Flayed One into a pack of other Flayed Ones.
Make a DEX check at 60 to get out of Slash Slash Revolution.

[Empiricist]

Cyrielle continues looking through her UAV's camera and trying to find an enemy hat looks like they're in charge.

[Xantalos]

((Or I could just punch the bracelets into dust and let the discussion end.))

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Sorry to disappoint... I'm not one to look at things I miss out on..."
and then snuggle. He seems quite uncomfortable.
"Err..."

Ester sighs, "What's the matter?"

Kyle is cuddling with Neferis satisfied.

Neferis is cuddling back.

((Hey. Hey USEC. You said wait for it.
Still waiting. What for?
I have many puppies I must kill if there's no twist.))

((Shut up. I had absolutely no idea that Kyle would take her to a place where she could turn human for a bit. I thought he would make his move while she was still made of clay.))

((Well they didn't actually sleep together in the real world, so the baby would pretty much just be Kyle's delusion with Neferim not seeing it because she didn't know about his fertility and then raise some philosophical questions about whether the delusion is sentient or not. That's what I'm hoping for at least.))

((That sounds like an awesome character, actually.))

[kj1225]

(51) Close but Keith isn't out.
((Do Flayed ones have mind stats?))

((To apease USEC I present...))
"So... We could try that in the real world if you're up for it."