Conny is keeping Ashley from doing anything embarrassing and/or something she'd regret.
In response to Will's comment on her killing his children:
"Call me a monster a few more times, or maybe discuss how to kill or limit my freedom again? I have ZERO kill switches at this point, so lay off or you may actually die, all depends on whether you can be civil around me for ONCE!" Luna then covers her ears and shuts out the bracelet so she can ignore Will.
((Asuna's gender is highly questionable! :v))
Asuna just sort of...slumps, still standing but with her shoulders sagging.
Belladonna goes over to check with Asuna and Ester.
Leaving Selina unconscious against a wall apparently.
Will is still trying to locate Abraxas.
Will is poked in the side by Abraxas.
"Hey. Been lookin' for you fer a while. Heard--gleaned--lots 'v data from Cyrielle. Nice girl, bit dumb 't times. You sound like 'n interesting guy to talk to about...something'r other."
"If your drunk, stating right now, we are not doing it.""Mm. That'd be bad. But woul'n't I notice 'cuz...right. Prob'ly 'mune to stuff."
Will puts his drink onto a nearby table.
"So. 'Nything worth talkin' bout? Philosophy 'r somthin'?"
"Please get me out of here before he kills me in a drunken rage."Will nods.
"Talk t'ya later."
Will wanders over to the buffet.
((When was Cado's ETR?))
((I got caught up in some family stuff. Sorry))
"Tis tobbaco in mine pipe! How dare thou accuse me? Doth thou want polonium in thy next drink brach?"
"'Bacco's a recrational drug. 'N it's bad to smoke 'round kids.
"...I didn' realize th' drink was alc'holic 'ntil I drank two 'na half."
Luna is trying to slip out of the cuff again.
"Now... the fuck did I put that? Oh... shiiiiit. Hey, uh, guys, I may have left some of my shit here, the concoction that cancels all that supernatural bullshit? I think I put it in the orange juice..."
((That was supposed to be there. After all, if a drink that dulls your mind and reduces coordination is one of the most popular drinks in the real world...))
[Will's Drink Luck: 15]
He finishes the drink, feeling a little more wobbly on his feet.
"'Snot so bad. Luna, you wan' sum?"
"Someone get this drunk off me! He isn't a woman!"Kyle gets up to get a drink with a mutter of you can take your time to Lily.
He's trying to resist smirking at Famine.
"NO, DON'T FUCKING LEAVE HER HANGING! JUST FUCKING GRAB HER BY THE FUCKING SHOULDERS AND PULL HER IN FOR A FUCKING KISS! EMPRAH DAMNIT IT, FUCKING DO IT, NO BALLS!"
"SHUDDUP! Got a hedache, bad 'nuf without you holl'rin."
Will grabs another drink and starts nursing it. He would be open to conversation if there aren't any characters already busy with stuff.
Luna wonders if she should just shoot herself and get past the drunken rage more quickly.
"I'd still prefer sobreity."
"'M thirsty. An' 'snot alc'hol."
[To: Will] <I never knew you were such a heavy drinker. You may want to stop before @Elf gives you an addiction roll.>
<Is is know alcohol!>
[Will drink luck: 20]
He feels invigorated and confident. Also, it is actually non-alcoholic and makes him less drunk.
((Stupid random.org. When I need good rolls you give me bad. When bad rolls would be hilarious, you give me great ones.))
Luna is still trying to get away!
((Without luna, into her lap.
ELF))
Meanwhile, Belladonna plots to charm the pope into having Aria canonized as patron saint of shenanigans.
Luna jumps for joy! Then promptly runs into the crowd to get away from Cyrielle.
Selina is still unconscious against a wall somewhere.
((Sorry guys!! I had over 30 pages to dig through))