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[USEC_OFFICER]

"Long story, and basically God."

Qi stands in contemplative silence, staring off into the distance.

[Empiricist]

<Can't you just wait for it to inevitably fall apart? Come to think of it, does it even have any bullets in it?>

<...You don't get lasers, do you?>

<I believe you are the one who is mistaken. Lasers don't fire sticks. I don't think it qualifies as one at all.>

[Empiricist]

[To: Abraxas] <Would the fact that our minds were granted rather than developed make it incompatible with the concepts of emergence and reductionism? Or did the process used ensure that structural changes to our brains would be sufficient for the two to remain relevant?>
<Why exactly are you refusing to return an inefficient weapon that fires sticks, which was used to nearly murder someone?>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>The latter.<

[Empiricist]

[To: Abraxas] <So were our heuristics part of the initial input, or were they something we developed?>

[Empiricist]

[To: Abraxas] <How did you go about granting sapience anyway?>

[ragnarok97071]

>Uh, make that a no. Haven't figured out how to transfer a meatbag through the Void without them popping like a particularly disgusting water balloon.<

<ask Ashley. She may be able to help.>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Now, Cyrielle. If I were to give you all of that information, the purpose of sapience would be wasted.<
((AKA lol Idunno))

[Empiricist]

[To: Abraxas] <Despite the recent influx of idiocy, you seem to be in a far better mood than before, care to share why?>

[kj1225]

((<He got laid.>))

[Empiricist]

((That was a private channel, as can be determined by the [To: Abraxas] designation.))

[kj1225]

((<Hence the double parentheses.>))

[Empiricist]

((My apologies then, @Empiricist somehow failed to see those.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

<Can't you just wait for it to inevitably fall apart? Come to think of it, does it even have any bullets in it?>

<...You don't get lasers, do you?>

<I believe you are the one who is mistaken. Lasers don't fire sticks. I don't think it qualifies as one at all.>

((In my defense, Kyle was trying to make a laser rifle, he critted, and Elf said he succeeded. Not my fault for not realizing something not brought up until later.))

[Empiricist]

<Why exactly are you refusing to return an inefficient weapon that fires sticks, which was used to nearly murder someone?>