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AngelxAlistair (Toy ship ahoy!)

2 (8.7%)

RichardxCyrielle (Yes, she's a side character. No, that does not make this any less cute.)

0 (0%)

MariaxSelinaxYurixNuriel (HAREM)

5 (21.7%)

RichardxCamille (The only couple who knew each other for longer than two months. Woo~)

1 (4.3%)

AshleyxConnyxNurielxBismuth (OPPOSING HAREM)

1 (4.3%)

LylexEveryone (An Uke and five Semes. Go figure.)

2 (8.7%)

AlistairxCatherine (Minako, eat your heart out.)

0 (0%)

MariaxSelina (The original, accept no substitutes.)

1 (4.3%)

LyleXRichard (Too much yuri, not enough yaoi.)

1 (4.3%)

IzzyxLucas (Because a normal tsundere is not enough.)

1 (4.3%)

WillxStella (*insert witty tagline here*)

2 (8.7%)

MariexEveryone (Marie, duh.)

2 (8.7%)

AshleyXRichard (Screw retcons, I want my OTP now!)

1 (4.3%)

MariaxMattxSelina (The original OT3. And who was Matt again?)

2 (8.7%)

Richard/CyriellexFourth Wall (Who didn't see this coming?)

2 (8.7%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[RangerCado]

KylexSelinaxMaria confirmed.

Well... you can TRY. You gotta get her out of her shell more. She still has about a third of her shell left.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

KylexSelinaxMaria confirmed.

Well... you can TRY. You gotta get her out of her shell more. She still has about a third of her shell left.

Cue various dates and stuff until SELINA END CONFIRMED.

[Empiricist]

Should we do an autopsy on the Everything: Gaiden thread?

KylexSelinaxMaria confirmed.

Well... you can TRY. You gotta get her out of her shell more. She still has about a third of her shell left.

Or try getting another shy character to steal her shell. That's what hermit crabs do.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I'll do it when I can be arsed to get out of bed.

[Empiricist]

Still waiting for that autopsy
Come to think of it, do any of Selham's supporters hold any position of power in hell? When they escape/get defeated, who gets those ranks and titles?
Are they simply dissolved, leaving the remaining noble demons with a greater share of power?
Do the remaining noble demons get promoted and have their former ranks filled by newcomers?
Or are those empty ranks directly filled by newcomers?

If it's one of the latter two, I suspect that through some form of @Elf-endorsed convolution, Meme gains a position of significant power in hell.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Still waiting for that autopsy

START IT THEN

[Kansa]

If it's one of the latter two, I suspect that through some form of @Elf-endorsed convolution, Meme gains a position of significant power in hell.

That would be both hilarious and terrifying

[Empiricist]

If it's one of the latter two, I suspect that through some form of @Elf-endorsed convolution, Meme gains a position of significant power in hell.

That would be both hilarious and terrifying

Her contracted legions would probably welcome it. After all, I doubt she even understands the concept of a mandate, let alone how to issue one so they'd likely end up being paid to faff about, doing fuck all like some sort of exaggerated caricature of Andromalius' 36 legions. Plus she would practically be a puppet leader as well, increasing that party's influence in hell with her rule secured by said party and associates.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Cue Andras taking over them.

[Empiricist]

What the fuck does Andras even do with his 30 legions? Seeing as he's the only baseline available considering that I think the latest order issued to Andromalius' legions was to join a botnet.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

What the fuck does Andras even do with his 30 legions? Seeing as he's the only baseline available considering that I think the latest order issued to Andromalius' legions was to join a botnet.

His thirty legions mainly defend his lands and demesne from other demons, with a couple assisting him when he moonlights as a policeman.

[Empiricist]

So, not much then?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

So, not much then?

Unless there's full-blown war in Hell, nope.

[Empiricist]

and thus, the million-dollar question: "How much do they get paid to do fuck all?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

and thus, the million-dollar question: "How much do they get paid to do fuck all?"

They get a good £34k per year, with dental. Oh, and free use of whatever businesses Andras owns and whatever.