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RichardxCyrielle (Yes, she's a side character. No, that does not make this any less cute.)

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MariaxSelinaxYurixNuriel (HAREM)

5 (21.7%)

RichardxCamille (The only couple who knew each other for longer than two months. Woo~)

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AshleyxConnyxNurielxBismuth (OPPOSING HAREM)

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LylexEveryone (An Uke and five Semes. Go figure.)

2 (8.7%)

AlistairxCatherine (Minako, eat your heart out.)

0 (0%)

MariaxSelina (The original, accept no substitutes.)

1 (4.3%)

LyleXRichard (Too much yuri, not enough yaoi.)

1 (4.3%)

IzzyxLucas (Because a normal tsundere is not enough.)

1 (4.3%)

WillxStella (*insert witty tagline here*)

2 (8.7%)

MariexEveryone (Marie, duh.)

2 (8.7%)

AshleyXRichard (Screw retcons, I want my OTP now!)

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MariaxMattxSelina (The original OT3. And who was Matt again?)

2 (8.7%)

Richard/CyriellexFourth Wall (Who didn't see this coming?)

2 (8.7%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[kj1225]

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No. That would just be asking for vengeful Eldritch abominations in a plot.

[Empiricist]

Actually, since he never read it, font size was never defined. The text could have been tiny, there could have been 300 regular sized text pages worth of words there.

[kj1225]

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If you want to continue defining the contract that'd be fine. It just gets more and more sarcastic as it goes since it wasn't meant to actually be singed.

[Empiricist]

I mean, for all we know, it could have been made Keith's slave but posses the legal title of "Keith's Bitch".

[Xantalos]

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No. That would just be asking for vengeful Eldritch abominations in a plot.

You called?

[kj1225]

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Please define the contract for me because you're obviously a much better Keith than I am.

On a different note...
Did we just solve a plot with paperwork?

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No. That would just be asking for vengeful Eldritch abominations in a plot.

You called?

We need you and some others for an orgy.
No. Just happened to go that way.

[mcclay]

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Please define the contract for me because you're obviously a much better Keith than I am.

On a different note...
Did we just solve a plot with paperwork?

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No. That would just be asking for vengeful Eldritch abominations in a plot.

You called?

We need you and some others for an orgy.
No. Just happened to go that way.

No, you started a plot with paperwork.

[kj1225]

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Please define the contract for me because you're obviously a much better Keith than I am.

On a different note...
Did we just solve a plot with paperwork?

...
No. That would just be asking for vengeful Eldritch abominations in a plot.

You called?

We need you and some others for an orgy.
No. Just happened to go that way.

No, you started a plot with paperwork.

Best plot ever.

[Empiricist]

Yes, we just did.

Let's see, other ideas:
-It has to cosplay in embarassing outfits.
-Keith gets absolute control of it.
-Keith owns all its shit by proxy.
-It must act as Keith's representative to other eldritch entities.
-Keith can ask it to provide parts and materials.
-It can not harm or otherwise inconvenience anyone on Earth ever again either directly or indirectly.
-It has to write fanfiction.
-It agrees to do its best to become a brony.

[kj1225]

Yes, we just did.

Let's see, other ideas:
-It has to cosplay in embarassing outfits.
-Keith gets absolute control of it.
-Keith owns all its shit by proxy.
-It must act as Keith's representative to other eldritch entities.
-Keith can ask it to provide parts and materials.
-It can not harm or otherwise inconvenience anyone on Earth ever again either directly or indirectly.
-It has to write fanfiction.
-It agrees to do its best to become a brony.

Yep. I'll just use this in case anyone reads the contract.

Oh and:
-It must take a copy of the contract with it when it leaves.

[Empiricist]

Also: -It agrees to try and convince its associates to not interfere. It will protect people from its associates.

[Empiricist]

And the coup de grāce: -It must undo what it did to Keith to the best of its ability one minute from Keith's current frame of reference after it the contract is signed.

[kj1225]

Yes. That is good.

[mcclay]

And the coup de grāce: -It must undo what it did to Keith to the best of its ability one minute from Keith's current frame of reference after it the contract is signed.

Your all assuming there is some law making these guys do what you say. They just signed a contract that can be broken at their will.

[Empiricist]

Well, it depends on the contract, does it not? The nature of the contract itself was NOT defined.