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AngelxAlistair (Toy ship ahoy!)

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RichardxCyrielle (Yes, she's a side character. No, that does not make this any less cute.)

0 (0%)

MariaxSelinaxYurixNuriel (HAREM)

5 (21.7%)

RichardxCamille (The only couple who knew each other for longer than two months. Woo~)

1 (4.3%)

AshleyxConnyxNurielxBismuth (OPPOSING HAREM)

1 (4.3%)

LylexEveryone (An Uke and five Semes. Go figure.)

2 (8.7%)

AlistairxCatherine (Minako, eat your heart out.)

0 (0%)

MariaxSelina (The original, accept no substitutes.)

1 (4.3%)

LyleXRichard (Too much yuri, not enough yaoi.)

1 (4.3%)

IzzyxLucas (Because a normal tsundere is not enough.)

1 (4.3%)

WillxStella (*insert witty tagline here*)

2 (8.7%)

MariexEveryone (Marie, duh.)

2 (8.7%)

AshleyXRichard (Screw retcons, I want my OTP now!)

1 (4.3%)

MariaxMattxSelina (The original OT3. And who was Matt again?)

2 (8.7%)

Richard/CyriellexFourth Wall (Who didn't see this coming?)

2 (8.7%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[USEC_OFFICER]

Nah. Hentai has more cohesive plots.
Also more coitus and less plot overall.

I dunno. I've seen hentai with better I have succeeded my Reading Comprehension check, and fully agree with you. We're about on par in terms of plot quantity though.

I know.

I'm saying the Amulet exists. In universe.


And the Horsemen really DID have something to do with it.

Ah, crap. I could barely get past the Mines in Nethack...

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Also, SOMEHOW Cu Chulainn robbed it from them.

Also, before the no crossover rules, the Horsemen were already in the game and I was planning to put the Amulet in as a reference to Nethack seeing as the Horsemen were around.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Because all references to the Four Horsemen can be traced back to NetHack.
...Time for a conspiracy theory involving crazy things like time-travelling PCs, Jesus knowing modern English, and NetHack ever getting updated again.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Because all references to the Four Horsemen can be traced back to NetHack.
...Time for a conspiracy theory involving crazy things like time-travelling PCs, Jesus knowing modern English, and NetHack ever getting updated again.

Before the Bible, there was only NetHack.

[Empiricist]

Edited the tropes page to point out that distortions bones wouldn't have actually made the body that strong when factoring in that they make it easier to cleave through it.

...It doesn't work like that. The indestructible bones would stop the blow there, not somehow let it go through the indestructible bone.
Between that and natter, I'm removing it.

That's how I established regular consolidated distortions to work (the force skips past them, a sword slice at a distortion plate would not disperse or otherwise attenuate at all), otherwise Cyrielle could just walk around in a suit of armor made from it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Edited the tropes page to point out that distortions bones wouldn't have actually made the body that strong when factoring in that they make it easier to cleave through it.

...It doesn't work like that. The indestructible bones would stop the blow there, not somehow let it go through the indestructible bone.
Between that and natter, I'm removing it.

That's how I established regular consolidated distortions to work (the force skips past them, a sword slice at a distortion plate would not disperse or otherwise attenuate at all), otherwise Cyrielle could just walk around in a suit of armor made from it.

Distortions are confusing. And if that's the case, how do weapons made out of distortions work?
And it's still natter. And there was still the lack of vital organs, blood, or anything else to kill Luna's body.

Kyle hugs Ester.
"Hey, it's okay. Have you ever thought of trying to sway your dad to believe that magic isn't bad? Because either he starts thinking better of magic people or... you have a reason to not go back."

Cue Ester's dad and Angel's mom forming Parents Against Magic.
...Actually, that sounds like a great group. *scribble scribble*


P.S. Is Alistair going to give Maria or Selian the mail he stole?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Well, they'll have to put up a really damn strong case.

Especially when you bring in Tabella. Or Richard, who will gladly SHOW them the TV world. And then tell them just WHO's been stopping Shadows from killing everyone.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Cue Ester's dad and Angel's mom forming Parents Against Magic.
...Actually, that sounds like a great group. *scribble scribble*

P.A.M.? Could be interesting, at least. Definitely seems like something that could happen, especially if it had a religious bent to it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, religion. Don't get me started on that.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Oh, religion. Don't get me started on that.

Pestilence would like to throw his two cents in.

[Empiricist]

And there was still the lack of vital organs, blood, or anything else to kill Luna's body.

Still had to have motors, power sources and something to transfer power to the motors. A blow would skip across bones and cleave through them.

Distortions are confusing. And if that's the case, how do weapons made out of distortions work?

Yeah they're supposed to be odd, especially considering the entity behind them. Essentially, swinging a sword made out of them only swings the handle since force doesn't get spread out; the rest of it realigns due to the magic keeping it in a solid-like state. As for rifles and what not, they just act as a conduit for someone contracted to channel their magic.

[GreatWyrmGold]

No, I mean like that distortion katana. If its blade passes through things, how does it hurt anything?
And, ah, how do Cyrielle's distortion-clothes stay on?

[Empiricist]

Oh, for the katana that would be when its deconsolidated, which Kyle hasn't done (due to the mental issues it causes). It doesn't, well, not very well at least. It slices everything caught inside it from every single direction, except the aperture of it is tiny so it only leaves a small hole. The really damage is when part of it explosively expands.
As for the clothes, the same way regular clothes do. Except the parts that don't have force applied to them snap back in place every single instant.

[USEC_OFFICER]

As for the clothes, the same way regular clothes do. Except the parts that don't have force applied to them snap back in place every single instant.

...

So it's super spandex?

[Empiricist]

I suppose, except it snaps back into place relative to its original shape rather than the user's body. Plus it isn't fully consolidated so it does also flow a bit rather than remaining rigid, allowing it to act like an actual long-coat rather than a long-coat shaped piece of plastic.