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Author Topic: TA Mission 2 - Or, How I learned to stop worrying and NEVER FUCK WITH EVA  (Read 81626 times)

Xantalos

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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1800 on: September 06, 2013, 11:54:26 pm »

Very well.

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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1801 on: September 06, 2013, 11:55:05 pm »

Lyle, now in human form, nervously sits in a nearby chair (or, if none are available, the floor).
A chair forms behind you. You can't see what it is made out of because of the light.

For those with squeamish stomachs I would recommend not looking to closely at your chairs.

Everyone gets a chair.

"Normally a good host doesn't host a... party on such short notice. I mean, I didn't even have time to grab my good sword!"
I do apologize. The circumstances were rather unusual.
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Xantalos

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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1802 on: September 06, 2013, 11:55:58 pm »

Please explain your business bringing us here.

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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1803 on: September 06, 2013, 11:56:11 pm »

Lyle attempts to look everywhere but the chairs.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1804 on: September 06, 2013, 11:56:15 pm »

Isaac looks at the chair, regardless.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1805 on: September 06, 2013, 11:57:18 pm »

Fluffy grumbles, then sits under the lady's chair
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1806 on: September 06, 2013, 11:58:44 pm »

Kyle steps as far away from the chairs as possible.
"Not to be rude but if I shouldn't look at it I won't sit in it."
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1807 on: September 07, 2013, 12:00:39 am »

Please explain your business bringing us here.

Darnos looks at his chair, then sits down in it.
You were going to all die in a futile attempt to stop an out of control summoning that would have seriously damaged one of my best creations. The ensuing slaughter would have caused the Arch-Council and the other two Three to not get off my back for years.

Anyone who looks at the chair sees that the leather is made out of tanned human skin, screaming faces in fact. It appears to held together by bone which has carvings of man torturing and murdering his fellow man in extreme detail.

Fluffy grumbles, then sits under the lady's chair
You can't get close to the big chair, if thats what you mean.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1808 on: September 07, 2013, 12:01:39 am »

Lyle looks dumbstruck.
Well that explains it..
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1809 on: September 07, 2013, 12:02:15 am »

<He sounds silly.>
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1810 on: September 07, 2013, 12:02:46 am »

Explain in further detail.
Darnos relaxes back. This is comfy.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1811 on: September 07, 2013, 12:03:26 am »

Fluffy hops into the shelf where there is a gab between the books
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1812 on: September 07, 2013, 12:05:08 am »

Lyle looks dumbstruck.
Well that explains it..
Again I do apologize, I know you morsels can get uncomfortable over the strangest things.

<He sounds silly.>
Eh, it sometimes comes with the territory.

Also I would prefer if we could keep the conversations in meatspace please? I can hear you either way.

Explain in further detail.
Darnos relaxes back. This is comfy.
I thought my detail was fine. Explain where you are confused.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1813 on: September 07, 2013, 12:06:51 am »

<How are you not bothered by Cas and Lucy arguing then?>
This is followed by a line of expletives as 'Lucy' takes offense to the feminine name.
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Re: TA Mission 2 - The Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #1814 on: September 07, 2013, 12:06:54 am »

"I'm sorry, but did you say morsels?"
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