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[Parsely]

The bed melts. There is now a large bed shaped stain in the carpet.

It's so unexplainable there's no way you could get in trouble for it.

Spoiler: Golgo 13 (click to show/hide)

Shootbang: 20%
Explosions: 0%
Facepunch: 0%
Facekick: 0%
Angry Walking: 0%
Contemptuous Jumping
Glaring: 100%
Eyebrows: 100%
Frowning: 100%
Instincts: 71%

Inventory: Revolver Super Magnum 6/6, Custom M16 Armalite 1/20
Contract: Kill the Prime Minister of England

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Put on some clothes. Leave the room.

[escaped lurker]

Put on some clothes. Leave the room.

Now now, don't forget the details. Put on the life-like granny costume that you had specifically custom tailored for this job, with "her" crutch easily able to hide the M16 after removing magazine and scope. The revolver obviously will be hidden in a secret department of her flowery hand-bag, allowing for easy access should that be necessary.

Bu~t.. in essence? +1

Before depositing it in the crutch, load the M16 fully, also pack some spare ammunition into the flowery hand-bag.
Good as we are, we might need more than glaring and 7 bullets to finish this job.

(( Also, look what you did with your thread. Everyone fancies that he needs one now. ))
(( Well, actually even I might make one. Some day. Though it would be more about pixels, and the occasional mini-game... ))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

There's currently only 3 Areas that I'm aware of so far, though. Unless some appeared when I wasn't looking?

[escaped lurker]

There's currently only 3 Areas that I'm aware of so far, though. Unless some appeared when I wasn't looking?

More like "before you were looking". There should be close to 10 threads of specific and active GM's, for small experiments, short games and chatting. Lucky me that all my current games are still able to find their place in my sig, eh? (Though they do so very very barely. Oh well )

[mastahcheese]

I have no idea who Golgo is, or any of these references, but my sides hurt so bad right now.

[Parsely]

Golgo 13 is the oldest manga still in publication. It's a very serious manga about a professional who gets hired out to kill people. Each volume = one contract. They're very short but fun to read. There's also an anime. He's the kind of character who rarely talks and never loses. Every once in a while he gets arrested and sent to super max but whatever he does it's usually a part of his plan.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

This game doesn't reflect it particularly well, all things considered. Perhaps it will get more serious later on.

[Parsely]

I'm just having fun with it, if that wasn't obvious. If we were really playing Golgo 13 there wouldn't be stats, since he's good at everything. He's literally a genius, and faster and more talented than the fastest and most talented people in the world.

http://youtu.be/bpMCg3DRwe0?t=2m19s

I watched a lot of the anime a couple years ago, but I'm more interested in the manga now. I need to see more before I try making this serious.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

...
Don't make it serious.
I like it better this way.
And that obviously means you have to listen to me.

[mastahcheese]

In any case, my sides don't hurt anymore, so please continue.

[Parsely]

Golgo puts on his full-body granny suit, then grabs his coat and the crutch, which he fits his M16 into. He drops his revolver into the handbag. Unfortunately he could only sneak one round for his machine gun into the country.

He leaves the room and takes the elevator to the lobby. There are about 5 minutes left until the PM drives through. There's a small crowd gathered just outside the front doors waiting to watch him pass by, the ground floor of the hotel is otherwise deserted.

Spoiler: Golgo 13 (click to show/hide)

Shootbang: 20%
Explosions: 0%
Facepunch: 0%
Facekick: 0%
Angry Walking: 0%
Contemptuous Jumping
Glaring: 100%
Eyebrows: 100%
Frowning: 100%
Instincts: 71%

Inventory: Revolver Super Magnum 6/6, Custom M16 Armalite 1/20, Flower Handbag, Granny Suit
Contract: Kill the Prime Minister of England

[TamerVirus]

Raise an eyebrow at the PM's car when in sight

[mastahcheese]

Raise an eyebrow at the PM's car when in sight

[Worldmaster27]

Raise an eyebrow at the PM's car when in sight

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