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What should TCM encounter?

Dracula.
- 2 (16.7%)
Osiris.
- 0 (0%)
Zombie Michael Jackson.
- 2 (16.7%)
Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.
- 0 (0%)
Doppleganger TCM.
- 1 (8.3%)
All of the above.
- 7 (58.3%)

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Author Topic: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.  (Read 95104 times)

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #765 on: December 06, 2013, 10:18:38 pm »

(What about the little old lady?)

WHATEVA'.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #766 on: December 07, 2013, 02:56:59 am »

(You're basically Cthulhu Jesus.)

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mastahcheese

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #767 on: December 07, 2013, 10:57:32 pm »

" ehh... No. It's a concerned British citizen wondering what the hell is going on. Now, are you that guy who's running for Mayor or did I get the wrong number?"
Hi Mastacheese.
"No, I'm a dark lord of the Sith in a stolen VTOL, trying to find a man named Brock so I can hang him with his own intestinal track.


...You wouldn't happen to know where he is, by chance, would you?"
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The Derail Thread

Gamerlord

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #768 on: December 08, 2013, 04:18:56 am »

(I'll let you guys talk a while longer before I do the next update.)

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #769 on: December 08, 2013, 09:35:11 am »

" ehh... No. It's a concerned British citizen wondering what the hell is going on. Now, are you that guy who's running for Mayor or did I get the wrong number?"
Hi Mastacheese.
"No, I'm a dark lord of the Sith in a stolen VTOL, trying to find a man named Brock so I can hang him with his own intestinal track.


...You wouldn't happen to know where he is, by chance, would you?"

"probably not. I'll just check though, might find something."

Flip through files to see if this 'Brock' guy is in there.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #770 on: December 08, 2013, 05:56:26 pm »

If he knows where Brock is, thank him and head there, otherwise, go land at a gas station and ask for directions for the nearest army base.
Actually, ask a pizza delivery place, they'd be more likely to know.
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The Derail Thread

Gamerlord

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Pacific Rim Gave Me Some IDEAS.
« Reply #771 on: December 11, 2013, 03:36:51 am »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Talk.
"W-what? Lord Samuel? I... Okay. ALL HAIL LORD SAMUEL!"
A flood of abominations enter the chamber. You sit upon the throne as they kneel before you.
*THUMP*
Huh. That chick you came in with passed out.

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - HE RETURNS. Reawaken from hibernation. Continue what I was doing beforehand.
As you wake you flex your fingers, now tipped with razor-sharp talons and swing your barbed tail. While before you were large, ungainly and matronly, your sleek body now resembles any number of exotic reptiles.

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Flip through files to see if this 'Brock' guy is in there.
You find a reference to this Brock in a file about a corrupt New York politician. Apparently he slung the fucker in jail eight years ago for taking bribes from human trafficking rings after fighting his way through eighty Yakuza singlehanded. Sounds kinda awesome.

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Scour the city with FemPac and zombie army to find some ancient necromancer treasure.
You walk on out of the bank, leaving behind three zombies who seem to want to have tea with the little old lady instead of following your demands. A search for anything of value eventually leads you to the city mausoleum - a massive monolith built to house the dead of Los Vegas.

Sam Greene - Samarkand - TO BE EDITED IN.


Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - If he knows where Brock is, thank him and head there, otherwise, go land at a gas station and ask for directions for the nearest army base. Actually, ask a pizza delivery place, they'd be more likely to know.
You land at Pizza Hut and walk in to - OH GOD THEY'RE SHOOTING AT YOU.

Xantalos - Xantalos - Continue absorbing the city while blaring campaign ads out of my speakers.
Your motivational ads; 'SERVE THE MIGHTY MECHA', 'OBEY THE MACHINE' and the all-time favourite 'CHOCOLATE FOR EVERY MOUTH, A PONY FOR EVERY CHILD AND BOOT FOR EVERY ARSE', blare out through the city.

Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - Look at Adam. Now to figure out where he came from.
"Would you like to talk Adam?"
He shakes his head vigorously and begins to stumble away. Looking at him now that the excitement is over, he seems... lost. The way he stares at the lights and flinches from sparking wires is almost childish, belying his massively built frame and bulging muscles.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Pacific Rim Gave Me Some IDEAS.
« Reply #772 on: December 11, 2013, 03:41:38 am »

*Well get back to what I was doing before. Now time to look into that Police Station...*


(Figured you would like that movie. I watched it when it was in theaters.)
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Xantalos

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Pacific Rim Gave Me Some IDEAS.
« Reply #773 on: December 11, 2013, 03:44:21 am »

(Can I see said mechs?)
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Cheesecake

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Pacific Rim Gave Me Some IDEAS.
« Reply #774 on: December 11, 2013, 04:32:18 am »

Look for my children again.
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Gamerlord

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Pacific Rim Gave Me Some IDEAS.
« Reply #775 on: December 11, 2013, 05:16:16 am »

(Can I see said mechs?)
(Nope, that's an OOC notification.)

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Pacific Rim Gave Me Some IDEAS.
« Reply #776 on: December 11, 2013, 09:00:27 am »

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Xantalos

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Pacific Rim Gave Me Some IDEAS.
« Reply #777 on: December 11, 2013, 10:08:32 am »

((Argh GWG, fix dat bbc code!))

Continue absorbing city and blaring ads.
Can I have a physical description of me?
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Pacific Rim Gave Me Some IDEAS.
« Reply #778 on: December 11, 2013, 10:37:56 am »

"Er...could somebody wake her up? And tell me exactly what I should be doing here? What are the benefits? Do I get a cool scepter or something?"
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Pacific Rim Gave Me Some IDEAS.
« Reply #779 on: December 11, 2013, 01:50:24 pm »

"Aha! Apparently this Brock guy threw some guy into jail a few years ago. Something about taking bribes.
... And good luck with that 'hang him with his intestines' thing. He sounds like a total hardcase. Nothing about his whereabouts, though... Wait a sec, I'll call back in a minute or two."
Hang up, phone the aforementioned corrupt New York politician. He might know something.
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