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[Lukeinator]

climb up. Dig iron.

[SOLDIER First]

TYPOS DAMMIITT
Dig SAND.
Smelt SAND and iron ore.
Construct coffee machine.

[squidgen]

Absorb the pigmen's (un)life force!

[Elephant Parade]

Make new, saner catapult and fire it

You failed to bold. Remember, if you don't bold, there's a high chance I'll miss you.

[Edit]Sorry, there's not going to be a post today. There might be two tomorrow.

[MEGA TURN EDIT!]

Make new, saner catapult and fire it

(5)You make the Mentally Stable Catapult!
(4)You hit a zombie! The zombie wonders why it's been so psychotic all these years. The zombie is now neutral!

Go get some flint. Then make my nether portal. Make a base in the nether with my shit ton of cobble.

(6)You mine some flint! Unfortunately, you hurt yourself on the edge. You take 3 damage!
(3)You make an Unstable Nether Portal!
(1)You enter the nether! You are immediately shot by a ghast. You take 5 damage! The Unstable Portal is destroyed! You are now stranded.

((I have a house. That I am currently in. I consider that a decent 'Base'))

Hm. Just faff about inside my house until day comes.

(4)You wander about in your house. Nothing to say here, really.

climb up. Dig iron.

(1)You fall into a pit. You take 3 damage!
(5)The walls of the pit are lined with iron ore! You obtain 12 Iron Ore!

TYPOS DAMMIITT
Dig SAND.
Smelt SAND and iron ore.
Construct coffee machine.

(4)You get 64 Sand!
(3)You begin smelting the sand, but forget about the Iron Ore.
(3)You make a Faulty Coffee Machine using only the 8 Glass that's been smelted so far!

Absorb the pigmen's (un)life force!

(2)You fail to absorb.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

BFEL
Health: 7 (20)
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 56 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick,
Base: Tree
  -Leaf Bed
BFEL's Spider
HP: 14 (16)
BFEL's Cat
HP: 10 (10)
Creeper Mood: Friendly
BFEL's Cow
HP: 10 (10)

cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
 -Crafting Table
 -Bed
- Furnace

Cheesecake
Health: 10
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe, Cat, 10 Iron, Iron Horse Armour, Saddle, 10 Imagiron Ore
Base: Castle

Greenstarfanatic (Made of Chests)
Health: 3
Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt, 2 Rotten Flesh, 32 Torches
Chest Chest:  428 Logs 24 Coal
Base: House
 -Chest

IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples

kj1225
Health: 2
Armour: 60%
Inventory: Stone Pickaxe,  16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches, 320 Cobblestone, 3 Iron, Iron, Miniature Pickaxe, Iron Pickaxe, Pickaxe of Destruction, ULTRA IRON ARMOUR SET, Flint & Steel
Skelly
Health: 17 (20)
Inventory: Wooden Axe, 40 Logs
 Base: Mountain

Lord Slowpoke
Health: 20
Inventory: Withered Cow Dung,  20 Logs

Lukeinator
Health: 27 (20)
Inventory: 19 Logs, Stone Pickaxe, 12 Iron Ore

Lord Slowpoke [Creeper Environmentalist Captain] 
Health: 20
Inventory: None

mastacheese (Ballista Spirit)
Health: 20
Former Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE,  Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt, Reinfortress Partial Interior, 32 Cobblestone, 48 Gravel, 16 Flint
Base: Small Mined Reinfortress
 -Partially Missing Interior
 -Missing Walls
 -Collapsed Room
 -Looks Nice
 -Mentally Stable Catapult
Creeper Mood: Wrath
Ballista: Basic Wooden Ballista
Modifications: None

Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe,  5 Bones, 5 Rotten Flesh, 5 String, 5 Arrows, 5 Gunpowder, Ender Pearl
XP: 30
Base: Small Alcove
 -Infurnace

Sarzael (Made of Sand)
Health: 15
Inventory: None

Sentinent Bowtie
Health: 20
Inventory: Crafting Table, Shoddy Wooden Tool Set [-Pickaxe], 3 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick, 2 Diamonds, 116 Wooden Planks, 6 WONDER STICKS, ULTRA WONDER STONE PICKAXE, 20 Coal, 15 Iron Ore
House: Cave
 -Creepers Welcome
 -Shoddy Furnace (56 Sand)
 -Faulty Coffee Machine

squidgen
Health: 35
Inventory: 2 Gunpowder, Sapling Bow, Witherblade
Environmentalists: Angry

wolfchild
Health: 20
Former Inventory: Wooden Tool Set, 8 Dirt, 56 Cobblestone
Base: Mined Cave
 -Furnace
 -Crafting Table
Base: Tree Farm
 -Solar Lights
 -Tree x 2
 -Reinforced Walls

Zanzetkuken IS DEAD
Health: 5
Former Inventory: 30 Saplings, 10 Apples, 50 The Resources
Base: Ruined Ruins

Whiny Admin
Health: -
Inventory: ALL THE STUFF
Base: Giant Coal Vein

Creeper Environmentalist Captain [Lord Slowpoke]
Health: 90 (100)
Inventory: 640 Barricades, 16 TNT
Base: Mostly Wrecked Forest
 -Strengthened Barricade
10 DEAD Creeper Minions

[squidgen]

Try again.

[Dorsidwarf]

Spawn. Run south as far as I can. Chop a tree.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Yep. Faffing. Doop.

DOOP.

[Elephant Parade]

Spawn. Run south as far as I can. Chop a tree.

Please bold actions.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Use the fact that I am 'dead' to gain all the mythical features Herobrine

[Elephant Parade]

Use the fact that I am 'dead' to gain all the mythical features Herobrine

You're not dead, just stranded in the Nether. You can get back if you find an exit, of which people have made two so far. I think.

[Lukeinator]

Smelt.

[Elephant Parade]

Try again.

(1)The pigmen steal your powers! You are now a Steve fighting Pig Golems!

Spawn. Run south as far as I can. Chop a tree.

(1)You just barely manage to spawn! You have 1 health!
(2)You run south one block.
(6)You summon your anger at these TERRIBLE rolls to do the impossible! You cut down BFEL's indestructible tree! You gain 10 Impossible Logs!

Yep. Faffing. Doop.

DOOP.

(3)The cave spiders are camping your door!

Use the fact that I am 'dead' to gain all the mythical features Herobrine

(6)The GM is unable to understand your sentence!

Smelt.

(2)You are unable to smelt.

Wow. Not a single successful roll. The dice are angry today.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

BFEL
Health: 7 (20)
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 56 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick,
Base: Tree
  -Leaf Bed
BFEL's Spider
HP: 14 (16)
BFEL's Cat
HP: 10 (10)
Creeper Mood: Friendly
BFEL's Cow
HP: 10 (10)

cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
 -Crafting Table
 -Bed
- Furnace

Cheesecake
Health: 10
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe, Cat, 10 Iron, Iron Horse Armour, Saddle, 10 Imagiron Ore
Base: Castle

Dorisdorf
Health: 1
Inventory: 10 Indestructible Logs

Greenstarfanatic (Made of Chests)
Health: 3
Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt, 2 Rotten Flesh, 32 Torches
Chest Chest:  428 Logs 24 Coal
Base: House
 -Chest

IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples

kj1225
Health: 2
Armour: 60%
Inventory: Stone Pickaxe,  16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches, 320 Cobblestone, 3 Iron, Iron, Miniature Pickaxe, Iron Pickaxe, Pickaxe of Destruction, ULTRA IRON ARMOUR SET, Flint & Steel
Skelly
Health: 17 (20)
Inventory: Wooden Axe, 40 Logs
 Base: Mountain

Lord Slowpoke
Health: 20
Inventory: Withered Cow Dung,  20 Logs

Lukeinator
Health: 27 (20)
Inventory: 19 Logs, Stone Pickaxe, 12 Iron Ore

Lord Slowpoke [Creeper Environmentalist Captain] 
Health: 20
Inventory: None

mastacheese (Ballista Spirit)
Health: 20
Former Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE,  Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt, Reinfortress Partial Interior, 32 Cobblestone, 48 Gravel, 16 Flint
Base: Small Mined Reinfortress
 -Partially Missing Interior
 -Missing Walls
 -Collapsed Room
 -Looks Nice
 -Mentally Stable Catapult
Creeper Mood: Wrath
Ballista: Basic Wooden Ballista
Modifications: None

Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe,  5 Bones, 5 Rotten Flesh, 5 String, 5 Arrows, 5 Gunpowder, Ender Pearl
XP: 30
Base: Small Alcove
 -Infurnace

Sarzael (Made of Sand)
Health: 15
Inventory: None

Sentinent Bowtie
Health: 20
Inventory: Crafting Table, Shoddy Wooden Tool Set [-Pickaxe], 3 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick, 2 Diamonds, 116 Wooden Planks, 6 WONDER STICKS, ULTRA WONDER STONE PICKAXE, 20 Coal, 15 Iron Ore
House: Cave
 -Creepers Welcome
 -Shoddy Furnace (56 Sand)
 -Faulty Coffee Machine

squidgen
Health: 20
Inventory: 2 Gunpowder, Sapling Bow, Witherblade
Environmentalists: Angry

wolfchild
Health: 20
Former Inventory: Wooden Tool Set, 8 Dirt, 56 Cobblestone
Base: Mined Cave
 -Furnace
 -Crafting Table
Base: Tree Farm
 -Solar Lights
 -Tree x 2
 -Reinforced Walls

Zanzetkuken IS DEAD
Health: 5
Former Inventory: 30 Saplings, 10 Apples, 50 The Resources
Base: Ruined Ruins

Whiny Admin
Health: -
Inventory: ALL THE STUFF
Base: Giant Coal Vein

Creeper Environmentalist Captain [Lord Slowpoke]
Health: 90 (100)
Inventory: 640 Barricades, 16 TNT
Base: Mostly Wrecked Forest
 -Strengthened Barricade
10 DEAD Creeper Minions

Remember, there may not be updates for a while.

[wolfchild]

Build a CANNON on top of Mastahchees's fort

[kj1225]

Who cares!?
Make a fortress and call GM out on there being Ghasts in the Nether even though all Ghasts are in the over world.

[Elephant Parade]

Who cares!?
Make a fortress and call GM out on there being Ghasts in the Nether even though all Ghasts are in the over world.

Obviously, new ghasts have spawned since then.