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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
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Author Topic: Minecraft RTD  (Read 78562 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #90 on: August 05, 2013, 04:08:42 pm »

Finish him!

Maybe stealing the planks was a bad idea...
Yes, yes it was.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #91 on: August 05, 2013, 05:44:15 pm »

Make all mobs nonhostile to me.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #92 on: August 05, 2013, 05:51:22 pm »

Oh yeah, I should probably get some wood. Go get some wood.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #93 on: August 05, 2013, 06:29:43 pm »

Will a splash potion of damage into existence. Throw it at the ground between me and mastahcheese.

Maybe stealing the planks was a bad idea...

(1)You fail to will the potion into existence.
(6)Instead, you throw your sword at the ground. Really hard. You hit your foot. You take 5 damage.

Have the Skelly stay put. Make a tunnel down and start gathering cobblestone. when day arrives Get more wood and make a crafting bench before making a furnace. Then make my hill into a mountain with stone/cobble!

(2)The skeleton follows you.
(5)You make a tunnel down to bedrock. You gain 128 Cobblestone!
[It's not day yet. If you want, I can have you do these actions when it is.]

Craft a new pick and mine out a three by three by two alcove in the rock.

(3)You craft a mediocre pick.
(5)The 3*3*2 space is surrounded by iron! You'll be able to get 20 Iron Ore once you have a stone pick!

Meh. Will a dispenser and many, many fire charges onto existence, and a level onto existence. Put dispenser in ground, firecharges inside dispenser, facing towards nearbiest house, then press Lever. Many times.

(6)You will in the Rocket Dispenser. It launches fire charges with EXTREME power.
(4)You will in 10 Fire Charges.
(6)The charges go flying so fast they warp through the house, go around the world, and hit you. You take 30 damage and die.
[The dispenser survives, though.]

Finish him!

Maybe stealing the planks was a bad idea...
Yes, yes it was.

(4)You strike him with your ULTRA PICKAXE, inflicting 3 damage and killing him! You obtain the spoils: An Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, and 5 Dirt.

Make all mobs nonhostile to me.

(2)You fail completely.

Oh yeah, I should probably get some wood. Go get some wood.

(1)You fail to get some wood, and get surprised by a zombie. It attacks, inflicting 4 damage!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It is Night 1, with one minute remaining until day.
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Remuthra

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #94 on: August 05, 2013, 06:33:35 pm »

Craft a stone pickaxe. Find sheep to kill for wool.

kj1225

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #95 on: August 05, 2013, 06:46:10 pm »

Do the actions I mentioned before during the day when it rolls around.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #96 on: August 05, 2013, 06:49:01 pm »

Well, that sucked. New character ahoy!

Spawn in as enderman for MAXIMUM STEALIGE

I can't see this going wrong!
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Cheesecake

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #97 on: August 05, 2013, 06:56:13 pm »

Respawn as the Wither. Destroy all!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #98 on: August 05, 2013, 06:57:14 pm »

kj1225, day isn't until the turn after this turn.
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kj1225

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #99 on: August 05, 2013, 06:59:52 pm »

Then in the mean time give Skelly my axe.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #100 on: August 05, 2013, 07:20:08 pm »

OH GOD PUNCH IT WITH MORE DIRT.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #101 on: August 05, 2013, 07:45:47 pm »

Respawn as the Wither. Destroy all!

You're not dead. Unless I messed up somewhere.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #102 on: August 05, 2013, 08:03:18 pm »

Respawn as the Wither. Destroy all!

You're not dead. Unless I messed up somewhere.

Fine. Kill self! Then:
Respawn as the Wither. Destroy all!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #103 on: August 05, 2013, 08:16:46 pm »

Craft a stone pickaxe. Find sheep to kill for wool.

(5)You craft an ULTRA STONE PICKAXE. [Don't forget about the iron!]
(2)You are unable to find any sheep.

Well, that sucked. New character ahoy!

Spawn in as enderman for MAXIMUM STEALIGE

I can't see this going wrong!

(2)You screw up. You spawn as a Steve with an Ender Archer skin.
(4)However, you are blind to any possibility of this going wrong.

Then in the mean time give Skelly my axe.

(3)Your skeleton accepts the axe, but isn't very good with axes.

Respawn as the Wither. Destroy all!

You're not dead. Unless I messed up somewhere.

Fine. Kill self! Then:
Respawn as the Wither. Destroy all!

(1)You fail so badly at killing yourself that you gain 20 temporary hit points!
(2)You gain no Wither-like qualities.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

End of Night 1. Next turn is Day 2.
Edit: Updated squidgen's status.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2013, 09:34:48 pm by Elephant Parade »
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kj1225

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #104 on: August 05, 2013, 08:20:10 pm »

Make my hill into a mountain. Have Skelly stay inside.
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