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[kj1225]

>Pick up shiny thing. Then take all the sand in the desert.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Magpie time! Pick up the shiny.

[Ddynamo]

Magpie time! Pick up the shiny.

The shiny...thingy is a piece of twisted metal from something, but it's still sharp, could be used as a spear. As you look up after grabbing the metal, you see a massive sand desert in front of you. Nothing but dunes for miles.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Continue holding the spear as we go to chat with the nice, armed people. And the nice-armed people. And the nice armed people.

[Ddynamo]

You go "chat" with the people at the other end and as soon as you turn the corner you end up with a lovely arrow in your skull. You are dead.

Restart from what point?

[Sheb]

Restart from 10 minutes in the future, after that friggin' cool action scene where you disabled all the guards without a scratch.

[Ddynamo]

Restart from 10 minutes in the future, after that friggin' cool action scene where you disabled all the guards without a scratch.

Disabled, not killed?...... Okay? After awesomely stabbing all guards in the legs and arms, you find yourself at another exit to the cave, again opening into the bright endless desert. While you're at it, you steal a crossbow and an actual sword from a disabled guard. Neither of which you know how to use properly. Plus it's ridiculously heavy to you.

[flame99]

Confiscate all of the guard's weaponry, and use our Magical Ultra Healing Powers to restore them to full health in exchange for joining our crusade against everything.

[Ddynamo]

We can barely carry a sword and a crossbow, you expect yourself to carry more?
Also, no healing powers (yet)

[Sheb]

Butcher up half of the guards, and use the parts to heal up the other half. After all, you almost fixed your sister's microwave oven once, this cannot be much harder. Laugh like a maniac during the whole process.

[flame99]

Butcher up half of the guards, and use the parts to heal up the other half. After all, you almost fixed your sister's microwave oven once, this cannot be much harder. Laugh like a maniac during the whole process.

+ All the ones

[kj1225]

>Finish off all the soldiers and then leave the sword before taking all the bolts we can carry conveniently.

[Ddynamo]

>Finish off all the soldiers and then leave the sword before taking all the bolts we can carry conveniently.

Going with this one.

You change your mind about the sword, and carry crossbow bolts in your pockets, but you couldn't fit many. The wind outside in the desert and sand starts getting blown into the air. There is now a sandstorm outside the cave, so you can't see very far out into the desert from the cave.

[kj1225]

>Make a head wrap with cloth from the soldiers.

[Ddynamo]

You try to make a head rap from fallen soldiers, but because the soldiers(well, I guess they're not really soldiers, as they aren't part of any organized military) are living in a desert, head wraps come included, so you take one they already have and put it on your head.