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[IamanElfCollaborator]

((*is hastily typing up a fanfic shipping DarnosXMax*))

[Xantalos]

((That was disappointingly easy to cause.))

[SOLDIER First]

((you write that fanfic and you're gonna lose a couple appendages
got it))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((you write that fanfic and you're gonna lose a couple appendages
got it))

((*death glare*
Do you want to see your genitals emaciated, your sex drive activated to the point of being unable to satisfy it ever, and your emotions driven into states far beyond your control?
:3))

[SOLDIER First]

((i-
what's emaciated mean?))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((i-
what's emaciated mean?))

((See them starved kids? THAT is emaciation.))

[Xantalos]

((you write that fanfic and you're gonna lose a couple appendages
got it))

((*death glare*
Do you want to see your genitals emaciated, your sex drive activated to the point of being unable to satisfy it ever, and your emotions driven into states far beyond your control?
:3))

((You speak as if you have the power to do this.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((you write that fanfic and you're gonna lose a couple appendages
got it))

((*death glare*
Do you want to see your genitals emaciated, your sex drive activated to the point of being unable to satisfy it ever, and your emotions driven into states far beyond your control?
:3))

((You speak as if you have the power to do this.))

((You speak as if I don't. :3))

[OREOSOME]

Fearclinging continues with Catherine towards Jason. In fact, Catherine just sort of drifts off to sleep. Still clinging to Jason, mind you, but she is now sleeping.

[SOLDIER First]

((then no.
lyle barely fits already AHEM I SAID NOTHING>))
Max is forcibly cuddled.
And she leiks it.

[Xantalos]

((you write that fanfic and you're gonna lose a couple appendages
got it))

((*death glare*
Do you want to see your genitals emaciated, your sex drive activated to the point of being unable to satisfy it ever, and your emotions driven into states far beyond your control?
:3))

((You speak as if you have the power to do this.))

((You speak as if I don't. :3))

((Not to me you don't.))

Still sleeping Darnos.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((you write that fanfic and you're gonna lose a couple appendages
got it))

((*death glare*
Do you want to see your genitals emaciated, your sex drive activated to the point of being unable to satisfy it ever, and your emotions driven into states far beyond your control?
:3))

((You speak as if you have the power to do this.))

((You speak as if I don't. :3))

((Not to me you don't.))

Still sleeping Darnos.

((Why would I? You have no genitals, sex drive or emotions to destroy and I need someone to prod.))

[SOLDIER First]

((whoa whoa
guys
leave max alone
if anyone needs a new sex drive it's mary
wait what))

[Xantalos]

((Indeed, Elf.))

Darnos softly snores.

[SOLDIER First]

Oliver continues looking at the satangem and wonders why the fuck exactly they wanted to do this in the first place.