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[mcclay]

Eldritch!Mini!Victoria proceeds to run away from Angerus while trying to minimize the accidental killing as it generates a shell.
((How long does it take to generate a shell?))

"COME BACK HERE YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
[72+10-82 Dex]
[63+27=90 Spi]

[GreatWyrmGold]

((There's not even a magnitude for this. she critted the prep roll AND the cast roll.))
Magic roars like a vicious beast, pouring out of the sigil and twisting up into the sky before turning itself and crashing into the Minivics. Each one of them begins to glow faintly, then brightly, then blindingly, before they suddenly shoot together...
...
And manage to become a passing reproduction of Victoria's true form, extra dimensions included.
Nice job breaking it, hero.
Now you have a massive, house-sized tentacle-and-eye monster that kills everything it touches wandering around.

((Oh great. Just great. At least Angel didn't dive into the portal. Oh wait, I think I meant "If only Angel dove into the portal".))

Oh, also everyone aware of it that isn't an extra-dimensional being or already insane make a SPI roll.

((Yay.))

with a 99 overshoot?

Everybody make a DEX! Darnos just turned a rock into a hand grenade!

((Oh come on!))

Dex: [68+24=92]
Spi: [62+47=109]

((Did Angel die/go insane or is she fine?))

[Empiricist]

The eldritch mass continues running away, trying to limit accidental deaths to only trees.
⚄ Shell generation completed. Now Angerus is chasing a naked little girl through a forest with the intent of clubbing her to death.

[mcclay]

The eldritch mass continues running away, trying to limit accidental deaths to only trees.
⚄ Shell generation completed. Now Angerus is chasing a naked little girl through a forest with the intent of clubbing her to death.

Anguers stops and looks at the girl.
"WHAT THE FUCK!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Oh, almost forgot the NPC:))

Dex [17+80]
Spi [59+75]

[Xantalos]

((So since rag is offline, can someone determine the results of Darnos' rock grenade?))

[Empiricist]

"<Eep! Help me! He's trying to kill me!>"

[GreatWyrmGold]

((So since rag is offline, can someone determine the results of Darnos' rock grenade?))

((I suppose that the best choice would be a co-GM. Anyone want to suggest someone?))

"<Eep! Help me! He's trying to kill me!>"

"Poor girl..." Angel probably moves to help her, but I don't know if she is insane, crippled, both, or neither.

[Empiricist]

((I guess DC90 for both?))

[mcclay]

"<Eep! Help me! He's trying to kill me!>"

Angerus looks at her
<WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?>

[Twi]

((I have no idea how to react to this. :I))

[Empiricist]

"A-Alice...  Alice  Azifernia..."

[mcclay]

((I have no idea how to react to this. :I))

((I don't either.))

"A-Alice...  Alice  Azifernia..."

"YOUR WERE JUST A GIANT FUCKING DAEMON!"

[Empiricist]

"I'm not a daemon! I'm just a homunculus..." Alice quickly tries to cover her chest and nether regions.

[mcclay]

"I'm not a daemon! I'm just a homunculus..." Alice quickly tries to cover her chest and nether regions.

"WELL WHATEVER YOU ARE YOU NEED SOME FUCKING CLOTHES! THE CAMP OVER THERE CAN GET THAT SHIT FOR YOU!"