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[Empiricist]

"Woah!" Victoria was a bit startled by the sudden violence from Yellow. "I guess Grey will be happy for a bit or at least less angry..."
"I suppose having the members of staff look after our child would be a good option... What do you think Selina?"

[Projeck37]

[80] You're clearly uncomfortable. Lemme take over.
Isaac's eyes suddenly go bright pink, and suddenly Pink is in her form, and has taken over.
"Ah~ Much much better~ The back of Isaac's mind is kinda cramped~ Hmmm, you two are cute together~" She motions to Victoria and Selina.

[mcclay]

"I'd rather not call it a 'monster'... I don't think it would be any more idiosyncratic than Angel at most..."

But I want to look after the little monster!

Selina looks at him and (20) Punches him in the face as hard as she can!

"It will not be a monster!!!" Selina screams at him, her eyes flashing yellow brightly!

"SEE, BITCHES DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL THEIR POSSIBLY HERETICAL CHILDREN MONSTERS! I'M STILL HOW SURE HOW YOU FUCKING FUCKED HARD THE FUCK ENOUGH TO FUCKING MAKE A FUCKING BABY! I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE ONE OF YOU NEEDS A DICK AND SELINA SURE AS FUCKING AIN'T WEARING THE PANTS IN ANY REALTIONSHIP!"

[Gamerlord]

And now you're insulting the parents! How are you better than me?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I said enough."
Medea looked as impassive as usual, although her voice was lower.

[mcclay]

And now you're insulting the parents! How are you better than me?

"I WASN'T INSULTING THEM YOU DOUBLE FUCKSTICK!"

[RangerCado]

Selina's eyes turn fully gray for a moment.

"TELL ME NEXT TIME GUYS! AND YOU GO SELINA GIRL!" Her eyes return to normal, before flashing yellow and white a bit.

"I'd rather not call it a 'monster'... I don't think it would be any more idiosyncratic than Angel at most..."

But I want to look after the little monster!

Selina looks at him and (20) Punches him in the face as hard as she can!

"It will not be a monster!!!" Selina screams at him, her eyes flashing yellow brightly!

"SEE, BITCHES DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL THEIR POSSIBLY HERETICAL CHILDREN MONSTERS! I'M STILL HOW SURE HOW YOU FUCKING FUCKED HARD THE FUCK ENOUGH TO FUCKING MAKE A FUCKING BABY! I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE ONE OF YOU NEEDS A DICK AND SELINA SURE AS FUCKING AIN'T WEARING THE PANTS IN ANY REALTIONSHIP!"

Selina stares at Angerus, not sure if he just insulted her unborn baby too! ...then blushes as she remembers what happened [redacted] ...shes blushing a lot! (2000!)

[Projeck37]

"Silly boys being silly boys~ Teehee~"

[Gamerlord]

So to recap, there are three guys offering to be babysitters.
One, the psycho guy who won't stop yelling.
Two, the guy who randomly turns into a chick or a violent son of a bitch.
Three, a handsome bloke who out of the three has the most experience with looking after kids and is arguably the most stable.
I know who I'd pick if I was a parent.

[mcclay]

"DAEMON GIRL (I REALLY NEED TO GET YOUR  NAME SOMETIME) DON'T TRY TO PUNCH ME! YOUR HAND WOULD GET MORE FUCKED UP THAN A SPECK OF SKIN ON ME!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I don't see the handsome bloke. Unless you're talking about Isaac or Kyle.

And if I were the parent, I would not trust any of you with my child. Already, cursing and fighting over custody of a child that isn't even yours to keep."

[Gamerlord]

Eh, difference of - Wait, has anyone told Lyle OR Kyle?

[RangerCado]

Selina isn't really listening, shes looking at her crotch, looking really stunned... and embarrassed. (2500)

[Empiricist]

"No, we didn't see them on the way here. Where are they anyway?"
Victoria whispers to Selina
"Is there something wrong? You seem really embarrassed..."

[Projeck37]

Mind Isaac blushes
Huh, she thinks I'm handsome. Nice.
"Isaac is blushing~" She giggles lightly